Take a drink if:
- Any of the men (which later includes Jake) hook up with a woman.
- Alan criticizes Charlie for having casual sex.
- Jake is Literal-Minded.
- Jake says something stupid.
- Evelyn is self-absorbed and makes something about her.
- Judith acts like she has a difficult life.
- Rose climbs up over the balcony on the deck.
- Rose stalks Charlie.
- Berta says something snarky or "I'm not cleaning that up!"
- That cartoon theme song is heart.
- Jenny hooks up with a woman.
