Drinking Game / Star Trek: The Next Generation

• Every time Picard says, "Make it so" or "Engage", take a drink.
• Drink whenever Deanna Troi senses something.
• If Data says, "I am [functioning/operating] within [established/normal] parameters" or something similar, take a sip.
• Take a drink whenever Data says "I am an android."
• Take a sip whenever Data tries to be human.
• Drink whenever Data fails to grasp or properly use a human metaphor.
• Take a drink when Lore sings, smirks, or does his facial twitch.
• Take a drink whenever Data and Geordi nod to each other.
• Take a sip whenever Geordi chuckles.
• Take a drink when Riker flirts with a woman, two sips if they go all the way.
• Drink whenever Riker straddles his chair, does a Captain Morgan Pose, or grips the front of his seat.
• If Geordi's bad luck with romance is mentioned, take two sips.
• Take a sip whenever Reg Barclay stammers, two if his crush on Deanna Troi or his Hypochondria is mentioned.
• If Pulaski argues with Picard or is cold to Data, take a sip.
• If Worf refuses to do something because he finds it dishonorable or trivial or because he thinks Klingons don't do it, take a drink.
• Take a sip whenever someone adjusts their uniform, two if it's not Picard for once.
• Drink whenever Picard drinks Earl Gray tea or Troi eats dessert.
• Drink if Guinan offers advice, two sips if it's because the person was looking out the window.
• Take one sip for every Ship Tease between Picard and Crusher.
• Take a drink every time Mrs. Troi flirts with Captain Picard or otherwise acts like an Amazingly Embarrassing Parent.
• Every time somebody plays detective on the holodeck, take a drink.
• Take a sip whenever Q appears, two if he claims to be helping Picard.
• Drink whenever the leads play poker.
• Drink whenever Worf calls himself "Son of Mogh".
• Take a sip whenever Worf announces "direct hit!... no effect".