[[caption-width-right:350:Make sure you don't get ''this'' drunk.]]
Take a drink:
* Every time Cartman has a JerkAss moment or denies that he's fat.
* Every time Kyle's Judaism is mentioned.
** Twice if Cartman acts anti-Semitic.
** Finish your drink if someone in Kyle's family exhibits Jewish stereotypes.
* Every time Stan is the voice of reason. Take two if it's Kyle instead.
* Every time Kenny dies.
** Twice if it's [[OverusedRunningGag a reference to the gag]] post-season 6.
* Every time Butters is grounded.
** Two even if [[DisproportionateRetribution the reason for his grounding wasn't his fault.]]
* Every time Craig flips someone off.
* Every time a scene change is accompanied by banjo notes.
* Every time Chef says "Hello there, children!"
** Two if he asks them how they're doing and they say "Bad."
* Every time Mr. Garrison is portrayed in a homo/transsexual way.
* Every time Mr. Garrison has a BoomerangBigot / HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday moment.
* Every time Mr. Garrison teaches the class about TV shows or something equally unimportant.
* Every time someone says : "I learned something today..."
* Every time a SoundEffectBleep occurs.
* Every time Cartman calls Kyle's mom a bitch.
* Every time Randy acts like an idiot.
* Every time when Mr. Mackey says "mkay."
* Every time Jimmy stutters.
** Twice if he says "What a terrific audience!"
* Every time Stan stutters the word "friend" in "Kenny Dies".
* Every time Cartman sings an especially campy song.
* Play the in-episode curse counter DrinkingGame with "It Hits The Fan". That is, if you ''want'' to die of alcohol poisoning. Even if you had a relay race with fourteen others, you'll probably all die of alcohol poisoning.
** The same goes with ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''.
* Every time Michael Jackson says the word "ignorant" in "The Jeffersons".
* In "ManBearPig", every time the word "serial" is said instead of "serious".
* In "The Poor Kid", every time Mr. Adams mentions Penn State, shows his head shot, or says "we like to have fun here" or anything along those lines.
* In the three episodes between "Black Friday" and "Titties and Dragons", every time Cartman takes a character through the unnamed homeowner's garden devising a plan to help him and the other character get consoles, and that the rest are there to "help them get through those doors".
** In the same episodes, take a shot for each mention of wieners.
*** Give yourself a pat on the back if you actually do it. Two pats and an alcohol poisoning treatment if you manage to keep up with the song.
* Any time an adult says "My God".
* Any time a Canadian farts.
** Twice if a Canadian says "buddy".
* In Season 19, take a shot for each mention of Whole Foods
* In Season 20, every time Cartman claims girls are funny, take a drink.
** Get out your liquor of choice and chug for the duration of Skankhunt_42's trolling.
** In "Skank Hunt", if you are male, [[spoiler:then chug for the duration of the mass breakup scene.]]
** In "Wieners Out", if you are female, [[spoiler:then chug as soon as a penis is visible on screen.]]
* Take a shot every time the Member Berries say "member". Chug if they 'member something other than ''Franchise/StarWars''.
** For that matter, take a shot whenever ''Star Wars'' is mentioned outside Season 20.
* Take a shot when Tuong Lu Kim saying "shitty" which it was mispronounce as "city".