Well, kids, remember to drink responsibly!
- Signed, Patton
- Take a sip every time a pun is made.
- Take a sip every time Logan takes something literally.
- Take a shot every time a Double Entendre flies past Patton's head.
- Take a shot at every spontaneous rhyme.
- Take a sip every time a Disney movie is referenced.
- Drink a whole bottle, open another and drink that, then repeat this with a third bottle whenever Roman has a... moment.. concerning the aforementioned Disney. Then go to hospital. You'll need it.
- Take a sip every time theater is referenced.
- Take two shots every time someone breaks out into song.
- Take a shot every time there's a father-son type interaction between Patton and Virgil.
- Take a shot every time Roman and Virgil bicker.
- Take a shot every time Logan's elaborate scientific explanation is interrupted by Patton making a joke.
- Take a shot every time Joan is mentioned.
- Take two shots every time Joan shows up.
- Finish the bottle every time an episode ends with a very meticulously explained Aesop. We apologize for this one.
- Drink a whole bottle whenever Remus makes a butt/naked joke. We apologize for this one.
- Finish your drink every time Logan screams "FALSEHOOD!"
- If he simply says it, change this to a sip.
- If you reflexively drink when Janus-as-Logan says "LIES!", you must finish the bottle.
