Drinking Game / Johnny Test

A drinking game for Johnny Test.

• Take a shot whenever you hear a fart noise.
  • Take two shots if it wasn't used for an actual fart.
  • Take a shot every time you hear a guitar riff, long or short.
• Take a shot whenever somebody screams.
  • Take two shots if it's a girl scream.
    • Take ten shots if a boy screams a girl scream.
    • Down the bottle if it's a stock scream.
• Take a shot whenever Dukey makes a snarky statement.
• Take a shot whenever Susan and Mary swoon over Gil.
  • Take another shot when Gil doesn't notice them and greets Johnny instead.
    • Finish the bottle should said scene include Ho Yay.
• Take a shot whenever Bling-Bling Boy swoons over Susan.
• Take a shot whenever Johnny's dad whines.
  • Take a shot whenever Johnny whines.
    • Take two shots if Johnny cries.
    • Take two shots if someone else whines.
• Take a shot whenever violin strings play in the background as Johnny tries to convince his dad to get him something.
• Take a shot whenever Johnny gets grounded.
  • Take two shots if Susan & Mary get grounded, too.
  • Take a tiny sip if any of them are threatened of being grounded by their dad.
  • Down the bottle if someone ELSE gets grounded
• Take a shot whenever steak is brought up for, or by, Dukey.
• Take a shot whenever Johnny's dad cooks meatloaf.
  • Take two shots if its some nasty meatloaf.
    • Down the bottle if Johnny's dad makes Japanese meatloaf with octopus and sea urchins.
• Take a shot whenever one of Johnny's Rogues Gallery gives him the Full-Name Ultimatum (i.e. "I will get you, Johnny Test!")
• Take a shot whenever someone says "Woah, didn't see that coming." or any variation thereof.
  • Down your drink if someone notes that was already said.
• Take a shot whenever one of the Sisters says “Yeah, sure whatever.”
• Take a shot whenever Johnny acknowledges a Shout-Out as something he may have seen before.
• Take a shot when a villain (particularly Doc Beeble or Brain Freezer) makes a bad pun.
• Take a shot whenever the only thing a Johnny robot clone says is "I'm Johnny".
  • Down the bottle if it says something OTHER than "I'm Johnny".
• Take a shot whenever Johnny's dad says "NO!".
  • Before doing this game for the episode "Johnny's Got a Brand New Dad", say goodbye to your liver.
    • Take two shots if someone else says NO! to Johnny
  • Take two shots if Johnny bellows "NO!"
    • Take three shots if multiple characters at once scream NO!
• Take a shot whenever you hear the happy sounding nature whistle. (Usually shown in a nature scene or with Johnny's Dad's cleaning products.)
• Down a bottle if the episode you're watching turns into a competition/race between several members of the cast.
  • Drink an entire case of beer if they are running on foot in the race.
• Chug the bottle if the episode is a parody of some other franchise.
  • Chug an additional bottle if Johnny says "I know I've seen this somewhere before."
• Take a shot if Mr. Black and Mr. White show up in the middle/towards the end of an episode that isn't about them.
• Take a shot whenever a character moves stiffly.
• Take a shot if Johnny says, "Say what?"
  • Take a shot if Johnny says "I love you" to something.
  • Take two shots if Susan and/or Mary say "We're such geniuses."
  • Down a bottle if any or all of the above 3 say "Ohhhhhhh, so close."
• Take a shot if a character crossdresses. Take a big swig if a character becomes Gender-Bent.
• Take a shot if Dukey yells at someone and asks if they're "nuts" or "insane" or some variation.
  • Take another shot if Dukey refuses to join Johnny in the episode's plot/refuses to let Johnny go along with the plot, but gets roped into it anyway.
• Take a shot if Johnny says, "Blah, Blah, Blah!"
• If you're watching "Johnny's World Record", take a shot every time the annoying record book spokesman says, "YOU'RE IN THE BOOK!"
• Take a shot every time you hear someone string together wordy sentences with "and" repeatedly.
• Take a shot for each blatant reference to Star Wars Dark Vegan and his family make.
• Down a bottle every time there's a episode with all of the characters doing a contest/competition vs. Johnny.
• Take one whenever someone goes, "Who? What? When? Where? Why?"
• Take a shot whenever a butt is shown.
• Take a shot every time a character is in their underwear.
• If you're watching "Fangs a Lot Johnny", Take a shot every time Vampire Susan and Mary hiss.
• If you're gonna do this while watching "Phat Johnny", take a shot whenever Dukey brings out "Karma". Take another shot if this is after Johnny has acted like a Jerkass, and another one if Susan and Mary refute Dukey's claims on Karma. Also take a shot if the Cat Shelter Donation girls show up, and another shot if Johnny turns them down, and is punished by it.
• Take a shot if a flashback cuts to Johnny becoming giant and breaking the roof of his house as lasers come out of his eyes and his dad screams in horror.
• Take a shot every time Johnny yells "TO THE LAB!"
• But for God's sake, do NOT consume alcohol every time you hear a whip crack. Later seasons often have over 100 whipcracks in a single 12-minute segment.