Drinking Game / Jacob Two-Two

• Take a sip whenever Jacob repeats himself.
• Take a sip whenever Renée says "incroyable" or "zut".
  • Take two if Renée speaks a full sentence in French.
  • Take three if someone other than Renée, Dr. Leduc, or any of the ghosts says something in French.
• Take a sip whenever Buford talks about his weird relatives.
• Take a sip whenever Jacob screams like a girl.
• Take a sip whenever Greedyguts and Sour Pickle flirt in front of their students.
• Take a sip whenever Quiggley inhales sharply.
• Take a sip whenever an STCUM (now STM) bus is visible.
• Take a sip whenever Noah and Emma yell "Kid Power!"
• Take a sip if the episode ends with everyone laughing. Take two if it isn't caused by Greedyguts, Sour Pickle, or Leo Louse.
• Take a sip whenever Greedyguts eats large amounts of food at a time.
• Take a sip for every second Buford faces the camera (if he isn't just turning his head).
• Take two sips whenever Noah and Emma perform an act of kindness towards Jacob. Take three whenever Marfa does it and doesn't whine about it afterward.
• Take two sips whenever a Maple Leaf symbol (other than the one on Jacob's skateboarding helmet) is visible.
• Take two sips whenever Marfa wears an outfit that doesn't expose her midriff.
• Take two sips whenever Morty is visibly angry or upset. Take three if it's Florence. Finish your drink if they yell.
• Take two sips whenever you hear "Ode to Joy".
• Take two sips whenever Buford looks angry or annoyed.
• Take two sips if you recognize a piece of recycled animation or a reused audio clip.
• Take two sips whenever a character sings.
• Take two sips whenever Greedyguts or Sour Pickle compliment Jacob or does something nice for him. Finish your drink if it's done without some sort of ulterior motive.
• Finish your drink if Jacob cries.
• Finish your drink if a licensed song is played.
• Finish your drink if Marfa or Emma have their hair down.