Drinking Game: House of Leaves

Drinking game for House of Leaves:
  • Take a sip every time the word "fuck" appears. If that doesn't kill you, add these;
  • Do a body shot every time Johnny Truant has a one-night-stand, or lusts after Thumper.
  • Take a sip every time Johnny whines about how strange Zampano and his writing is.
  • Take a sip every time Johnny hallucinates.
  • Take a sip every time Johnny does drugs.
  • Take a sip every time you find a hidden message of Stealth Pun.
  • Take a sip every time house appears in blue, including in other languages.
  • Take a sip every time the minotaur is mentioned.
  • Take a sip every time a passage is typeset upside-down, sideways, or mirrored.
  • Do a shot every time there's a footnote longer than one full page.