Drinking game for House of Leaves:
- Take a sip every time the word "fuck" appears. If that doesn't kill you, add these;
- Do a body shot every time Johnny Truant has a one-night-stand, or lusts after Thumper.
- Take a sip every time Johnny whines about how strange Zampanò and his writing is.
- Take a sip every time Johnny hallucinates.
- Take a sip every time Johnny does drugs.
- Take a sip every time you find a hidden message of Stealth Pun.
- Take a sip every time house appears in blue.
- Take a shot when it's in another language.
- Take a sip every time the Minotaur is mentioned.
- Take a sip every time a passage is typeset upside-down, sideways, or mirrored.
- Do a shot every time there's a footnote longer than one full page.
- Take a sip every time the editors have their own footnote.
- Take a shot when it's to finish one of Johnny's footnotes in which he digresses.
