Invented by KrimsonRogue during his book review.note
- Take a shot every time a plot point is brought up and immediately ignored.
- Take a shot every time the book contradicts itself.
- Take another shot if the contradiction itself ends up contradicted.
- Take a shot every time Theresa is praised. Take another shot if she hasn’t done anything to actually be praised for.
- If it's Prime Minister Blair doing damage control or blowing smoke up Theresa's ass, take a swig directly from the bottle.
- Take a shot every time Theresa is sexualised.
- Take another shot if it's Theresa sexualizing herself despite claiming to be a good, pure girl.
- Take a shot every time there’s a pointless scene.
- Take two if said pointless scene is sandwiched between crucial plot moments.
- Take a shot every time Theresa becomes an Instant Expert at something she only just picked up because she can.
- Take a shot every time Theresa creates problems through apathy or misuse of HAL.
- Take a shot every time Theresa has a Wangst session over a problem she herself created.
- Take a shot every time Theresa comes up with a solution to a problem that just causes MORE problems.
- Take a shot every time Theresa does something morally ambiguous or evil despite claiming to be the purest, most virtuous girl on the planet.
- Take a shot every time the story goes out of it's way to put America on a pedestal while trash talking or downplaying other countries.
