Drinking Game / Dota 2

Drinking game for Dota 2. Russian or otherwise Slavic-related tropes must be done with vodka if possible, otherwise, drink of your choice.

  • Take a sip for every line in Russian/Portuguese spoken.
    • Two if it's "сука" or some other recognizable swear.
    • For SEA players, take a sip for Pinoy lines spoken, two sips if it's somewhere along the line of 'putang ina' or 'bobo', and three if they happen to open mic.
      • On a side note, since 'putang ina' and 'bobo' could be uttered IN THE SAME SENTENCE, it could count as four sips at the same time.
  • Take a sip every time someone flames someone else for being Russian/Portuguese
  • For every carry picked beyond the second, take a sip. Two for hard carries.
  • Take a drink for every ability you miss.
    • Two for major ones you couldn't afford to miss, and three for ultimates.
      • Three more if you use a Refresher Orb and miss again.
  • Take a drink every time you feed Rubick a major spell.
    • Two if he kills you and/or your teammates with it shortly after.
      • Down the whole bottle for ultimates turned around this way. Make a toast afterwards if you're the Rubick.
  • Take a shot every time you see a player purposely pick Pudge, Invoker, or any flavor of the month heroes.
    • Take a drink every time you see Nature's Prophet, Huskar or Ursa being purposely picked.
      • Take three shots if you see Phantom Lancer or Bloodseeker being purposely picked.
      • Finish the bottle if Riki or Meepo is purposely picked.
  • Whenever someone complains about not calling miss, take a sip.
    • Finish your drink if you did call miss beforehand.
      • Take another if you had a ward giving vision of the missing hero.
      • Smash the glass against your forehead afterwards if you're the one complaining.
  • Take a drink for every kill you feed to the enemy carry.
  • Take a sip for every count of any variation of "throw" or "feed" in chat.
  • Take a sip for every count of "noob team" or a premature "gg".
    • Finish your drink if it's the complainer who's failing and/or throwing the game.
  • Take a shot for every instance of "end" or some variant thereof.
  • Take a shot every time someone says in chat to report a player on their team.
    • Take two every time someone asks for commends at the end of the game.
  • If Mid, take a drink for every rune you lose to the enemy mid.
    • Down a bottle if you lose mid.
  • If Support, take a sip for every minute spent completely unwarded.
  • If Carry, take a sip for every three creeps you miss. Only count ones in the lane you're currently in if you value your liver.
  • If Initiator, take a shot for every hero you miss.
    • Make it a bottle if you miss the entire team.
  • If Ganker, Take a sip for every minute the enemy carry is allowed to lane unganked after you have your ultimate.
  • If Pusher, take a drink if you get killed by a tower while pushing.
  • Take a shot whenever Roshan is killed (but only a sip if it's by Ursa).
    • Take two if someone dies to Roshan.
      • Take three if that person was you.
      • Take four if the person was an Enemy Ursa.
      • Finish the drink if it was at the beginning of the match.
    • Take a shot whenever the Aegis is stolen.
      • Take another shot if the person who stole it was in the Rosh pit or vicinity all along.
    • Finish your drink if the Aegis is denied.
    • Take a shot with your companion if you two successfully defeat Roshan at level 1 with the Ursa+Wraith King combo. Or with all of your team if it's a 5-stack.
  • Take a drink if someone commits suicide or denies a teammate.
  • Down the entire bottle and smash it against your forehead if you die to Rupture due to not noticing it.
    • Finish the bottle while laughing if you kill Bloodseeker while ruptured because he Bloodraged you and/or because you have Blademail.
      • Finish another one if you then run away and get killed by Rupture.
  • Finish your drink if you get killed by a neutral.
    • Finish your drink and down the next if you get killed by a creep.
  • Take a sip if you get stunned while channeling a spell.
    • Take a drink if it was your ultimate.
  • Take a sip for every Pudge hook you miss.
  • Take a shot if anyone gets Aghanim's Scepter.
    • Finish your drink if someone gets Divine Rapier. Down the whole bottle if said person was on the other team. Down another half a bottle if said person is Arc Warden. (You'll need it.)
      • Finish another bottle if that person then drops it.
  • Take a sip whenever someone says a character specific line.
  • Take a shot glass, and pour the contents into your eye if you interrupt your own TP at the fountain.
    • Take another shot glass and pour the contents into your other eye if you had the "require stop command to cancel TP" option checked in the game menu.
  • Make a toast for every great ultimate you land.
  • Down the whole bottle if your team went all carries.
    • Drink enough to require a liver transplant if you then go on to win.
  • Drink yourself to death if Phantom Lancer beats a team full of aoe damage nukes and cleaves.
  • Start chugging continuously if the game turns into a base race.
  • Take a shot if you got re-positioned by your teammates' skill before you can land your nuke.
    • Down the whole bottle if it's your doing.
  • Finish a bottle if your team loses because they didn't counter Riki.
    • Hit the bottle on your head if you fed Riki way too much.
  • Take a shot if you neither win or lose a Legion Commander duel.
    • Two shots if you lost the duel.
      • Three shots if you're LC and you lost the duel.
  • Take a shot when you see a Legion Commander in either team being picked and going to jungle.
    • Finish the drink if the LC ends up feeding or is underfarmed by the end of the laning phase. And pull out another bottle if LC ends up with little to no duel damage by the end of the game, or if the enemy team has collectively more duel damage.
  • Take a shot if someone randoms a hero.
    • Take two if it's a hero that cripples your strategy.
      • Drink a bottle if you randomed and it's a hero that you don't know how to play. Two if it's someone like Meepo, Earth Spirit, or Techies.
    • Take two shots if the enemy team randoms two heroes that synergize perfectly with each other.
  • Take a shot if your team doesn't have a single carry.
    • Take two shots if it's composed of nothing but carries.
      • Finish the bottle if all the carries require the same lane (eg mid, jungle, safelane, etc)
  • Take a shot if the enemy counterpicks you.
    • Take two shots if you picked Meepo, Phantom Lancer or Broodmother and an enemy player immediately picks Earthshaker.
    • Down the drink if the entire enemy team counterpicks you.
    • Drink the whole bottle if an enemy player randoms a counterpick.
  • Take a drink if you get killed while invisible.
    • Take two if the enemy team had no idea you were there.
  • Take a shot if Mirana misses an arrow.
    • Take a drink if Mirana misses an arrow on a stationary target.
    • Take a drink if Mirana misses an arrow but hits a different hero anyway.
  • Take three shots and slam your face into the keyboard if you kill yourself on a Blademail.
    • Three more if you kill yourself on a Lotus Orb.
    • Finish the bottle and sigh if you picked Keeper of the Light or Tinker and the entire enemy team buys Blademail to spite you.
  • Take a sip for every hero picked in the last five seconds before the game starts.
    • Take a drink for every hero picked after the game starts.
  • Take a sip if someone pauses the game.
    • Take another if someone on the other team immediately unpauses, and yet another if they get called out for it.
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