Drinking Game: Black Books

Drinking Game for Black Books:
  • Take an equivalent drink of wine every time a character does. This may prove expensive.
    • Also, smoke a cigarette every time a character does.
    • Alternately, take a sip of your drink every time a character takes a sip, drink, gulp, swig, shot, etc. of an alcoholic beverage.
  • Take a drink whenever Bernard refers to Manny by a nickname.
  • Take a drink whenever Bernard insults a customer.
  • Take a drink whenever Bernard threatens someone.
  • Take a drink whenever anyone makes a point of how unclean the shop is.
  • Take a sip every time Manny says "Bernerd, Bernerd, Bernerd, Bernerd!" [sic] (Give or take a "Bernard").
  • Since it's once or twice every few episodes, finish your drink every time Fran does an awful impersonation.
  • Finish your drink every time Bernard eats or drinks something inedible. If it's lethal, add an Alka-Seltzer.