Lidia Porto (born Lidia Rocio Carlota Porto Cepeda; February 7, 1963) is a Colombian-American actress best known for Get Shorty (2017-2019), American Housewife (2016-2017), Horrible Bosses 2 (2014).
Filmography
Film Roles
- 1995: She Fought Alone as Receptionist
- 1995: Deadly Family Secrets as School Administrator
- 1996: The Secret She Carried as Nurse #2
- 1997: Rocket Man as Gary's Nurse
- 2002: Dark Water as Secretary/Old Woman B/Various Voices
- 2002: Conduct Zero as Flower Lady/Salon Giggler A (voices)
- 2005: Heartless as Caria Arujo
- 2006: Ghost Train as Yasuko (voice)
- 2006: Idiocracy as Female Reporter
- 2009: Extract as Gabriella
- 2013: Angels Sing as Rosalba
- 2013: Scary Movie 5 as Maria
- 2014: Horrible Bosses 2 as Lupe
- 2014: Los Lost Ones as Female Jehovahs Witness
- 2015: Dope as Marta
- 2015: Girl Missing as Theresa
- 2016: Divorce Texas Style as Atty. Darla Greene
- 2016: Aztec Warrior as Starch Maid
- 2017: Running Wild as Octavia
- 2017: Pray For Rain as Dowser
- 2018: Morir De Amor as Adriana
- 2019: Bell Canyon as Pilar
- 2021: Queenpins as Mrs. Flores
- 2022: Rattled as Rosa
- 2022: Night at the Museum: Kahmunrah Rises Again as Ms. Montefusco
Television Roles
- 1993: Walker, Texas Ranger as Berta
- 1995: Streets Of Laredo as Marieta/Manetu (2 episodes)
- 2002-2003: Princess Tutu as Oak Tree/Florist/Mother Rhinoceros (3 episodes)
- 2003: Kaleido Star as Sheryl Roberts
- 2003: Kino's Journey as Mrs. Sakura
- 2004: Diamond Daydreams as Various
- 2004: Samurai Gun as Osei/Caretaker
- 2008: Prison Break as Mrs. Gallego
- 2011: Friday Night Lights as Phyllis
- 2011-2012: Phi-Brain: Puzzle of God as TV Announcer/Laura/Otane (3 episodes)
- 2012: GCB as Lupe
- 2012: Dusk Maiden Of Amnesia as Old Yukariko
- 2013: Ray Donovan as Maid
- 2014: Intelligence as Office Worker
- 2014: Saint George as Gloria
- 2014: Shameless (US) as Rosa Ramirez
- 2014: Legit as Rosario
- 2014: Kickin' It as Mama G
- 2014: Chop Shop as Antonia
- 2014: See Dad Run as Haggard Woman
- 2015: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as Head Nurse
- 2015: Rizzoli & Isles as Judith
- 2015: I Didn't Do It as Abuelita
- 2015: True Detective as Panticapeaum Maid #1
- 2015: Gen Zed as Cameron's Mother
- 2015: Highston as Aide Lidia
- 2015: Atticus Activists as Old Lady
- 2015-2016: Jane the Virgin as Chepa (2 episodes)
- 2015-2017: Major Crimes as Mrs. Urzua (3 episodes)
- 2016: NCIS: New Orleans as Martina
- 2016: 2 Broke Girls as Ana
- 2016: Lady Dynamite as Consuela
- 2016: Roadies as Older Woman
- 2016: Dead of Summer as Marta Diaz
- 2016: Goliath as Hotel Maid
- 2016-2017: American Housewife as Luz (3 episodes)
- 2016-2022: Better Things as Esperanza (4 episodes)
- 2017: Curb Your Enthusiasm as Housekeeper
- 2017: Fresh Off the Boat as Cheryl Rosenstein-Hernandez
- 2017: Will & Grace as Nurse Jill
- 2017-2019: TMI Hollywood as Various (4 episodes)
- 2017-2019: Get Shorty as Amara De Escalones
- 2018: This Is Us as Gloria
- 2018: Lucifer as Rosie Hernandez
- 2018: Arrested Development as Flores
- 2018: Reverie as Present Day Elvia
- 2018-2020: Vida as Silvia Marquez (3 episodes)
- 2019: L.A.'s Finest as Juanita
- 2019: Grand Hotel as El Rey's Mother
- 2019: Jack Ryan as Monica Herrera
- 2019: No Activity as Eileen
- 2019: Superstore as Georgia
- 2020: Party of Five as Inez Buendia
- 2020: Alex Clark Animated Storytimes as Lidia Porto
- 2021: Punky Brewster as Judge Nadeski
- 2021: Why Women Kill as Mrs. Luna
- 2021-2022: Mr. Mayor as Maria Hernandez (2 episodes)
- 2021-2023: Home Economics as Lupe
- 2022: 9-1-1: Lone Star as Blanca
- 2022: Made For Love as Gen. Restrepo
- 2022: Little America as Quinta
Shorts
- 2013: New Vista Lane as Blanca Perez
- 2016: Doris as Doris
- 2018: Gringa as Abuela
- 2019: Scumbags as Shadow's Mom
- 2019: Romantic Skeletons as Jackie
- 2019: Frankensteins Monsters Monster Frankenstein as Det. Cepeda
- 2019: Bonita as Carla (also producer, writer, and writer)
- 2021: Estilo Americano as Elena
