"Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for God's sake. Have you walked down Oxford Street recently? Misanthropy's the only thing that gets you through it. It's not a personality flaw, it's a skill."
I don't have a heart. I have an unbeating onyx cricket ball. And stone-cold marble eyes. And a brain woven from tangled wisps of cynicism. I'm a miserable robot. Pity me.
Charlie Brooker is a "writer, producer, and self-indulgent cry-baby", according to his book The Hell Of It All
. In less self-flagellating terms, he's a British comedian, columnist, writer and host of several television shows. One of the best (relatively) new faces on British television and a well known example of a Caustic Critic
, he started his career as a reviewer for the magazine PC Zone
. In 2000, he went on to pen a column called "Screen Burn" for The Guardian
newspaper, which went on until October 2010, where he announced its discontinuation. These columns are collected in (to date) four books: Screen Burn
(2004), Dawn of the Dumb
(2007), The Hell Of It All
(2009), and I Can Make You Hatenote
His most well known work however is likely to be his television writing: he wrote on The Eleven O'Clock Show
, and was one of the writers on Chris Morris
's controversial Brass Eye
episode about paedophilia
. Brooker also co-wrote Nathan Barley
with Chris Morris, after creating the character on TV Go Home
In 2006 Brooker began a television program on BBC4
(and later a spin-off focused on news reporting called Newswipe
). This program, which largely skewers bad television programs and deconstructs the nuts and bolts of making them, as well as showing the sour underbelly of the television world, is one of the chief influences for Yahtzee
's Zero Punctuation
review style. He also released a Poorly Disguised Pilot
special called Gameswipe
, which focused on video games. Brooker even mentions on his twitter
that he wanted to get Yahtzee on Gameswipe
, but it didn't work out for various reasons.
In 2009 Brooker created a panel show called You Have Been Watching
, which discusses television. The show was picked up by Channel 4 and has aired two 8-episode seasons so far, with guests including David Mitchell
and Frankie Boyle
Although mostly known for his comedy, in 2008 he took a departure from that to write his BAFTA-nominated Dead Set
, a five-part zombie
series, set in the Big Brother
house. He's also the writer behind the award winning Black Mirror
series, a collection of non-related dark science-fiction dramas about digital technology.
He is now Mr Konnie Huq (of Blue Peter
fame). A reference to Ugly Guy, Hot Wife
on this page was previously edited out because it was too subjective, but any familiarity with his Screen Burn
columns tells you that he'd probably be the first to agree
. ("Physically, Brooker resembles a cross between a white Laurence Fishburne
, a paedophile walrus and a scowling pork knuckle," according to the biography in his books.) Although given her Childrens' TV persona, having become famous on Blue Peter
, they would appear to be a real life Odd Couple
. They have two children.
dislikes credit squeezing and bumper graphics, particularly
if they run over the end of Doctor Who
According to The Attery Squash he, like Devo
, is right about everything
Stuff that Charlie Brooker has been involved in:
Well, that's all we have to say about Charlie Brooker. Now Go Away.