!Jesus Christ
->''"My children, you should know something. I'm packing."''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Matt Stone
Son of God and host of his own talk show, "Jesus and Pals."

* BackFromTheDead: "Fantastic Easter Special."
* BigGood: He's a member of Imaginationland's Council of Nine.
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: In his debut episode, he performed his miracles as parlor tricks, and he only beat Satan in their boxing match because Satan himself bet that Jesus would win. Afterwards, not only did he actually display supernatural powers (flying in the Super Best Friends episode, and resurrection in the one set in the vatican), he's straight up [[KungFuJesus Rambo Jesus]].
* EverybodyWasKungFuFighting: After coming back from the dead, he kills Bill Donohue with a glaive (this was his SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome).
* FlightStrengthHeart: Jesus is an excellent BareFistedMonk and MultiMeleeMaster. He is also a superb carpenter.
* GoodIsNotSoft: A decent guy for the most part, but he's a skilled martial artist. And as part of a RunningGag in ''Butterballs'', bullies a studio executive with the torment he'll face in hell.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: with Santa
* ICannotSelfTerminate: In one episode, "Fantastic Easter Special", Jesus and Kyle have been imprisoned in the Vatican. Jesus realises that if he dies, he can resurrect himself outside the bars. He's unable to kill himself, as suicide is a sin, so he asks Kyle to do it. After initially refusing ("I'm a Jew. I have a few hang-ups about killing Jesus."), he reluctantly agrees, on the condition that "Eric Cartman can ''never'' know about this."
-->'''Jesus:''' I understand. And Kyle, Happy Easter.\\
'''Kyle:''' Happy Easter, Jesus.
* JesusWasWayCool: As shown in the above example, way ''way'' cool.
* KungFuJesus
* PalsWithJesus: Everyone in South Park, except for Satan. ([[GoKartingWithBowser and even then..]])
* PhysicalGod
* PublicDomainCharacter
* RunningGag: People using "Jesus Christ" and similar expressions to curse despite him being right there, ''including Jesus himself''.
* SupportingLeader: During the "Imaginationland" trilogy.
* TookALevelInBadass: He was originally quite meek. Then, starting in "Red Sleigh Down", Jesus kicks all sorts of ass.

!Mayor [=MacDaniels=]
->''"My geologist? Now? Tell him the infection is fine and I don't need another check-up."''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Mary Kay Bergman (1997-1999), Eliza Schneider (1999-2003), April Stewart (2004-present)
Corrupt and idiotic mayor of South Park.

* BiTheWay: She's implied to be in a relationship with Officer Barbrady and slept with Chef, but she's also slept with Mrs. Cartman and was shown looking at a porn magazine of busty women in one episode.
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Originally she was a lot stupider than most of the other South Park adults, but as they got dumber she's generally become smarter; modern episodes tend to vary on whether she's just as dumb as them or the [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Adult]] in town.
* {{Jerkass}}
* KnowNothingKnowItAll: see SurroundedByIdiots below.
* TheLostLenore: The Mayor has a pictured of a mustached man on her desk, that she looks at very sadly. Later she is seen visiting a gravestone while holding the picture.
* PointyHairedBoss
* SlaveToPR: Most of the time, she only cares about making the town look good to the press and outsiders rather than helping the citizens.
* SurroundedByIdiots: Is perfectly aware of the absurd hijinks that occur in the town and has little respect for the idiocy of its citizens, though she rarely comes off as much smarter.
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: No, it's not a shower cap.

!Father Maxi
->''"Sister, the Jews crucified our Lord and Savior. I mean, if you don't go to hell for crucifying the Savior, then what the hell ''do'' you go to hell for?"''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Matt Stone
South Park's resident Catholic priest.

* AmbiguouslyGay: Claims in one episode to be an ex-homosexual.
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Was a strawman fundamentalist in the first 4 seasons, but eventually became a legitimate voice of reason from season 6 onward.
* TheFundamentalist: He believes that Jews and the handicapped will end up in hell. He's right, but what he doesn't know is that so will Catholics, since only Mormons go to heaven.
* {{Hypocrite}}: During his TheFundamentalist phase, he was condemning people for their sins, but was having sex with women in the confessional despite his vows.
* OnlySaneMan: In "Red Hot Catholic Love", we find out that he's the only Catholic priest in the universe that ''doesn't'' molest children.

!Officer Barbrady
->''"Okay, people, move along. Nothing to see here."''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Trey Parker
The town cop, incredibly stupid and unhelpful, at least in the earlier seasons. His squad car says "To Patronise And Annoy". Coinciding with decreased prominence, it seems that he has gotten more competent over the years.

* ADayInTheLimelight: ''Naughty Ninjas'' gave him more focus and development than he'd received in years.
* AntiHero: However his heart is in the right place.
* BadCopIncompetentCop
* CatchPhrase: "MoveAlongNothingToSeeHere..."
* ContinuityNod: "I used to be the only policeman in this town, remember!"
* CluelessDeputy
* TheDitz: At one point, it turns out he's illiterate. TookALevelInSmartass in later seasons.
* HandicappedBadass: Implied to be partially deaf, as he has a hearing aid.
* HeroesLoveDogs: In Naughty Ninjas, he has a very elderly and sick dog he takes care of.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: See TokenGoodTeammate
* ManChild
* OutOfFocus: In later seasons when South Park gets an actual police force.
* PoliceAreUseless: Sometimes is unable to deal with the problems in the town.
* TokenGoodTeammate: He might be an incompetent moron, but Barbrady is often portrayed as the only member of South Park's police force who is neither corrupt nor racist. ''Naughty Ninjas'' seems to imply he's the only member of the force who joined to protect the town rather than to beat up minorities.
* TookALevelInBadass: Grew more competent in later seasons, helping to arrest a pharmacist for selling cough syrup to minors in "Quest for Ratings", warned people about the giant hamsters attacking in "Pandemic", attempted to stop the drunken party in "About Last Night" (here he fails because the partiers tip his car over), and in "Medicinal Fried Chicken", helps to take down the illegal KFC cartel, surviving the shootout between the cops and Colonel Sanders' enforcers. He also saves Jimmy's life from a psychotic GEICO representative in "Sponsored Content".
* TraumaCongaLine: The entirety of Naughty Ninjas, with him losing his job, and is unable to provide for his sick and elderly dog, and ends up on the street and homeless.
* VetinariJobSecurity: He had this in the first few seasons, when he was the only police officer in South Park.

!Sergeant Harrison Yates
->''"[[UnusualEuphemism JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS!!!]] We could have made an innocent man go to jail who wasn't black!"''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Trey Parker
An incompetent and corrupt police officer who hates rich black people. Works under the Park County Police Department.

* AntiHero
* BadCopIncompetentCop
* ByTheBookCop: When it comes to rich black men. Otherwise, he is pretty much a CowboyCop.
-->''"We've got another rich black guy. I want him humiliated and dragged through the dirt, and I want it done by the books!"''
* CluelessDetective: Partially subverted; he ''does'' figure out the culprit behind the left-hand murders using his own police work, but it was ''unnecessary'' police work because the evidence was screaming right in his face. He also would have never seen said evidence had it not been for Kyle.
* TheCommissionerGordon: In "The Coon," he is this to Mysterion and the Coon ''wants'' him to be it for him.
* CustomUniform: He and his partner Mitch Murphy are plainclothes detectives.
* DirtyCop: Tends to be very abusive towards minorities.
* {{Jerkass}}: He snubs [[TheSmartGuy Kyle]] more than anyone else.
** Regarding Stan:
-->''Dammit Marsh, why couldn't you have just kept your stupid ugly kid in line?!''
* LawfulStupid
* OfficerOHara
* PoliceAreUseless: Whenever Kyle reports something.
* {{Retcon}}: First shown as part of the FBI and then the South Park Police.
* SatelliteCharacter: Detective Mitch.
* TooDumbToLive
* VillainProtagonist: In "The Jeffersons" and arguably "Butters' Bottom Bitch," seeing as how the first 2 men he arrested were portrayed sympathetically.

!Terrance and Phillip
->'''Phillip:''' ''"Terrance, I-"''
->'''Terrance:''' ''"No. No, Phillip, don't say it. I was an asshole, and this is mostly my fault."''
->'''Phillip:''' ''"That's what I was gonna say: You were an asshole, and this is mostly your fault."''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Matt Stone (Terrance) and Trey Parker (Phillip)
A comedy duo from Canada who host a show that seems to consist entirely of fart jokes, and is a favorite of the four main boys.

* AuthorAvatar: For Trey Parker and Matt Stone, most prominently in "Canada on Strike" and TheMovie.
* BroughtToYouByTheLetterS
* CanadaEh: To an ''extreme,'' eh, buddy?
* CloserToEarth: In the later seasons, whenever some major scheme occurs in Canada, they are usually the ones to recognise the true gravity of the situation. Examples include ''Canada On Strike'' and ''Freemium Isn't Free''.
* ClusterFBomb: "Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire"
* ADayInTheLimelight: ''Terrance & Phillip: Not Without My Anus''
* DistaffCounterpart: The Queef Sisters, Katherine and Katie.
* DomesticAbuser: Phillip slaps one of the Queef Sisters, all because she let one rip whilst they were having sex.
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: In their first appearance, Trey Parker was the voice of Terrance while Matt Stone voiced Phillip.
* {{Gasshole}}: They fart a lot.
* {{Gonk}}: Their Pac-Man-esque heads and odd body shape (like most Canadians in the show) make them this.
* HappilyMarried: To the Queef Sisters.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: Although there is some question about Phillip.
-->'''Terrance''': Why do you think Scott hates us so much Phillip?
-->'''Phillip''': Maybe he's homophobic.
-->'''Terrance''': ''({{beat}})'' But we're not gay, Phillip.
-->'''Phillip''': We're not?!
* NameAndName
* OnlySaneMan: They were the only ones who were aware of how the Canadian strike would affect their economy and were ultimately right in the end
* OutOfFocus: Appeared a lot more frequently in the show's early seasons than in the later ones.
* {{Retcon}}: Their show was originally referred to as a cartoon, and the whole intent was that the animation was even worse than ''South Park'''s. However, it was later established that the "crappy animation" is how all of Canada ([[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Saddam Hussein]]) looks. {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d with the fact that they had an [[AnimatedAdaptation Saturday morning]] [[WesternAnimation/StarTrekTheAnimatedSeries cartoon]], which "started to breed confusion over whether Terrance and Phillip were animated characters or real people." They were also originally intended to be British (as revealed on a DVD commentary), before being retconned into Canadians for season 2. This also lead to Ike being revealed as adopted, due to his resemblance to them.
* SelfDeprecation: Meta-example. They were originally created in response to criticisms that ''South Park'' was a badly animated, vulgar show filled to the brim with fart jokes and foul language. So Trey and Matt created an show within a show with even worse animation that ''is'' nothing but fart jokes.
* SnipeHunt: The duo are prone to randomly deciding to search for treasure within their immediate surroundings.
* SirSwearsALot: In TheMovie.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: Is it Terrance or Terrence? It's usually the former, but sometimes the latter can crop up.
* ToiletHumor: Every joke on their show seems to have the same punchline: One of them farts in the other's face.
-->'''Phillip''': Say Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
-->'''Terrance''': I don't know Phillip, what?
-->'''Phillip''': *fart*
-->'''Terrance and Phillip''': HAHAAHAHAAHA!
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Kraft Dinna.
* WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids: Zig-zagged in-universe. Sometimes ''Terrance & Phillip'' is referred to as a children's show, sometimes it's for adults. Either way, kids love it.

->''"Don't forget to bring a towel."''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Vernon Chatman
A talking, drug-addicted towel made in a lab. Intentionally a flat "ancillary character with a few amusing catchphrases."

* AnimateInanimateObject: He's a towel come to life through a government project to create the perfect towel.
* BreatherEpisode: "A Million Little Fibers" and "Crippled Summer", two Towelie-centric episodes, aired immediately after "Cartoon Wars" and "200/201", which were controversial even by South Park standards.
* CatchPhrase: "Don't forget to bring a towel" and "You wanna get high?"
* ADayInTheLimelight: "A Million Little Fibers". (Although, in all fairness, the few times Towelie does appear he is usually the focus of the episode.)
* NoYou: "''You're a towel!''"
* TheScrappy: In-universe, though "A Million Little Fibers" didn't help in real life.
* TheStoner: He's also used and is addicted to crystal meth, and crack cocaine, and tried using heroin and inhaling computer duster.
* StonersAreFunny
* VagueAge: He's 17 in towel years. Whatever those are.

!Mr. Slave
->''"Ooh, Jethuth Chritht!"''
!!!!!!Voiced by: John Hansen
Mr. Garrison's former lover and current husband of Big Gay Al.

* AssShove: He rams small animals up his anus for his own sexual pleasure. He's done it so often that he's become flexible enough to be able to cram an adult woman in there.
* CatchPhrase: "Ooooooh! Jethuth Crhitht!"
* CharlesAtlasSuperpower: How else to describe his ability to [[YouDontWantToKnow insert an entire Paris Hilton into himself]]?
* DepravedHomosexual: A subversion, for the most part. Sure, he does dip into it with him killing small animals by shoving them up his ass and a willingness to engage in sex acts in front of children, but despite that and his choice in clothing, with humans he only engages in mutually consensual acts and emphasizes that whores like himself and Paris Hilton are not good role models for children.
* [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep Everyone Calls Him Mr. Slave]]: No one knows what Mr. Slave's real name is, though it may be possible that it is his real name.
* HappilyMarried: To Big Gay Al.
* HookerWithAHeartOfGold: Appears to be just a submissive whore to Mr. Garrison, but he has a lot of common sense and knows that children should not look up to him as a role model. He tells Wendy, who wanted to be a whore like him at one point, that being a whore isn't all fun and games and there's more to life than just partying and having sex. He is also among the most peaceful characters which is noted when he offered to help Wendy with her maths work when she visited him then lectured her about the whore lifestyle.
* {{Leatherman}}
* MachoCamp
* OnlySaneMan: When you go beyond his self-admitted depravity, he is one of the few adults to give good advice and generally [[AdultsAreUseless not be useless]].
** He's also the only adult to realize that being a whore is a bad thing and shouldn't be something you '''want''' to be.
* OrificeInvasion/[[OrificeEvacuation Evacuation]]: He enjoys forcing small animals to crawl up his ass. Most of these animals die, but one gerbil named Lemmiwinks manages to ''traverse Mr. Slave's entire digestive system and crawl out his mouth.''
** You read it: you can't un-read it.
* SpeechImpediment: Talks with a stereotypical gay lisp.
* TheNicknamer: He often calls people "Sweetie".

!Big Gay Al
->''"I'm super, thanks for asking!"''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Matt Stone, Trey Parker (singing voice, ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'')
* BadassGay: Don't let his flamboyancy fool you, he will pull a gun on you if you anger him.
* CampGay: Really, the name should say it all. Even ''he'' lampshades it!
-->'''Scoutmaster:''' It's come to our attention that you're... gay.
-->'''Big Gay Al:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, stop the presses!]] [[CaptainObvious Did you figure that out all by yourself, silly buns?]]
* HappilyMarried: To Mr. Slave as of "Follow That Egg".
* NiceGuy: Really, the only mean, cruel, evil, or in bad taste thing he ever does is (for some reason) perform an opening number for Terrence and Phillip's public execution in TheMovie.
* OnlySaneMan: He seems exempt from the usual [[SurroundedByIdiots obliviousness and stupidity]] that seems to affect [[AdultsAreUseless every South Park resident above the age of 12]].
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Big Gay Al was once the scoutmaster for South Park: responsible, helpful, and happy to teach the boys about valuable wilderness skills. However, since he's ''really,'' '''really''' gay, he was kicked out - [[spoiler: and replaced by a stern, authoritarian closet pedophile.]]

->''"Hey! We don't take kindly to your types in here."''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Matt Stone
A man who gets pissed off about a lot of things, often seen in the bar or passionately leading inane movements. Usually depicted as more of a redneck than the main fathers (who are just whatever the plot calls for), but still considered one of the Guys.

* FieryRedhead
* MadLibsCatchPhrase: "We don't take to kindly to..."
** The bartender sometimes acts as his PhraseCatcher, saying "Now Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody..."
* TooDumbToLive

!Dr. Alphonse Mephesto
->''"I've done it, Kevin. I've successfully spliced this chipmunk with a piece of provolone cheese. Do you know what this means, Kevin? No more will the world have to look in two different places for squirrels and provolone cheese."''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Trey Parker
The proprietor of the South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch. In addition to traditional MixAndMatchCritters, he likes to create multi-assed creatures.

* AesopAmnesia: In his first appearance, he learns that it's best to "just leave nature alone, to its simple one assed schematics." In his second appearance, he genetically engineered ill-tempered turkeys for Thanksgiving. At the end of the episode, he even starts saying the exact same aesop he learned in his first appearance until Chef interrupts him with a "yeah, yeah, yeah."
* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: He hasn't been seen much for a while.
* InternalRetcon: [[spoiler:He falsely revealed Cartman's father to be his mother for the sake of the Denver Broncos, who were among the people suspected to have fathered Cartman at the time.]]
* MadScientist
* SatelliteCharacter: Kevin, a midget who follows Mephesto almost wherever he goes. In season one's "Starvin' Marvin," Chef interrupts an important speech to ask Dr. Mephisto what the hell Kevin is supposed to be.
* ShoutOut: To ''Film/TheIslandOfDoctorMoreau'' (the film version starring Creator/MarlonBrando). {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", where he has a completely different NAMBLA of his own -- the [[FunWithAcronyms North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes]] (filled with men who look like Marlon Brando -- most of which are Brando as Don Vito Corelone from ''Film/TheGodfather'').
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Until season 14, he hadn't been seen in ''ten years'' bar a few background cameos. [[WordofGod Trey and Matt]] mentioned in the commentary for his season 14 episode that they "stopped finding him funny" and wish they'd permanently taken him off the show in the NAMBLA episode.

!Mr. Hankey
->''Flush him down, but he's never gone!''
->''His smell and his spirit ling-er on!''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Trey Parker
Christmas-themed sapient poo. Based on a character made up by Trey Parker's father, who told him when he he was a kid that if he did not flush the toilet after going, Mr. Hankey would jump out and bite him.

* {{Badass}}
* [[spoiler:BigDamnHeroes: He saves the boys from the boat trip in "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining".]]
* CatchPhrase: "Howdy ho!"
* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: Made a brief cameo in "201" [[MilestoneCelebration along with many other characters]].
* ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve
* DomesticAbuser: Attacks his wife for embarrassing him. She's perpetually drunk as well, implying that his abuse has well and truly broken her by the time she appears.
* DysfunctionalFamily
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Literally.
* NonHumanSidekick
* RobeAndWizardHat: In "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls."
* TalkingPoo
* TookaLevelinJerkass: See Domestic Abuser

!Santa Claus
->'''Santa:''' ''"Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand\\
just like that river twistin' through the dusty land"''
->'''Jesus:''' ''"Uh, Santa, Santa, Santa. That's not a Christmas song, bud."''
->'''Santa:''' ''"I know, but there's, like, 300 Jesus Christmas songs and only four fucking Santa ones!"''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Trey Parker
{{Santa|Claus}} [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Claus]]. [[PalsWithJesus Jesus' best friend]].

* BadassSanta: This Santa is portrayed tougher than others.
* ChristmasElves: Employs the Underpants Gnomes.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: with Jesus.
* TheLancer: To Jesus.
* SantaClaus: Of course.

!The Super Best Friends
->'''Narrator:''' ''In the great hall of the Super Best Friends there are assembled the leaders of the world's biggest religions. Jesus! Buddha! Krishna! Muhammad! Lao Tse and Joseph Smith! And the mighty Semen.''
->'''Sea-Man:''' ''[[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY It's not Semen, it's Sea-Man!]]''
->'''Announcer:''' ''And their mission, to right that which is wrong and to serve all mankind!''

An organization of religious superheroes [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Sea-Man]], seemingly led by Jesus.

* BreathWeapon: Joseph Smith's ice breath.
* CaptainErsatz: Sea-Man is a CaptainErsatz of Comicbook/{{Aquaman}}.
* CharmPerson: Lao Tse
* ContinuityNod: Moses is the same as he was in "Jewbilee," Joseph Smith is the same in "All About Mormons," most of the team appears in the Imaginationland trilogy, and the whole crew is brought back for [[MilestoneCelebration "200"/"201."]]
* HugeHolographicHead: Moses is identical to the [=MCP=] from ''Film/{{Tron}}'', for some reason.
* AnIcePerson: Joseph Smith
* {{Invisibility}}: Buddha
* ItIsPronouncedTroPAY: Poor Semen ''(laughs)''. No one can get his name right.
-->'''Sea-Man:''' "Sea-Man"!
-->'''Buddha:''' Uh, that's what I said. Semen. ''(everyone laughs)''
-->'''Sea-Man:''' Stop it!
** Hilariously, it ends up saving the day in ''201'' when Sea-Man tries to jump Tom Cruise, followed by Stan and Kyle noting that Tom Cruise has Semen on his back.
* {{Physical God}}s: Except Sea-Man.
* PlayingWithFire: [[spoiler:Muhammad]]. HilariousInHindsight never rang truer.
* {{Public Domain Character}}s
* ShowWithinAShow: "Super Best Friends" © 2001 Divinity Comics Inc. and Coexist Peacefully Productions, INC.
* UnfortunateNames: Semen's ''(laughs)'' name is technically not this trope, but the name of his pet bird Swallow certainly is, especially when it leads to lines like this:
-->'''Sea-Man:''' Swallow, come! ''(Everyone laughs)''
-->'''Moses:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Hehe, no way he just said that]].
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Krishna
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Sea-Man, naturally. Being a CaptainErsatz of the WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}} version of ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} made this inevitable.

->''"You will hit puberty when the time is right. But you will never have a period, because you are a man with titties. Thus spaketh the Lord. And now I return to heaven."''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Trey Parker
Jesus' father and a Buddhist, even though only Mormons, Kenny (sometimes), and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Saddam]] are allowed into Heaven.

* BigGood: The closest equivalent of one in the South Park universe.
* HeWhoMustNotBeSeen: His true form has only appeared twice; other times he appears just as a beam of light shining on a person while they speak.
* [[MixAndMatchCritters Mix-and-Match Critter]]
* PhysicalGod
* TooDumbToLive: In "A Ladder To Heaven," he's been hearing rumors that Saddam Hussein has been constructing chemical weapons (in heaven). God confronts him about it...:
-->'''Saddam''': ''(ordering around people on what is clearly a chemical weapons plant complete with working missiles)'' Get those nitrogen capsules over there by the warheads. Chop chop, come on! ''(a light shines on him from the sky)''
-->'''God''': ''(from offscreen)'' Saddam, I've been hearing rumors that you're secretly building weapons of mass destruction up here.
-->'''Saddam''': Weapons of mass destruction? Nooooo! This is just a chocolate chip factory, see? ''(gestures to a logo on on of the silos that reads "Saddam's Heavenly Chocolate Chips)''
-->'''God''': It looks like a chemical weapons plant.
-->'''Saddam''': Look guy, if I was gonna secretly build a chemical weapons plant I wouldn't make it look like a chemical weapons plant would I? [[ManipulativeBastard I'd make it look like a chocolate chip factory or something.]]
-->'''God''':...[[InsaneTrollLogic Alright, just checking]]. ''(leaves)''
-->'''Saddam''': ''(chuckles)'' Stupid asshole.
** But then again, what is He to be afraid of?

!Scott the Dick
->''"Awrah! I hate you more than ever, Terrance and Phillip! I absolutely abhor you both!"''
A grumpy television critic from Canada. Everyone hates him. He ''REALLY'' hates Terrance and Phillip.

* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: "You're a dick, Scott! You've always been a dick! And then you got radiation poisoning in Ottawa and now you're a giant dick!"
* BerserkButton: His loathing of fart jokes.
* BroughtToYouByTheLetterS: The letter "S" on his shirt.
* CanadaEh
* {{Catchphrase}}: "You'll rue this day!" usually as he's walking off screen.
** "I'll fix you!", usually after calling them a fart lover.
* DisproportionateRetribution: He's willing to team up with Saddam Hussein and let Canada get taken over if it means getting rid of you-know-who.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: He's the biggest patriot of Canada and he would never harm the royal family and helps save the Princess.
* GrumpyBear
* {{Hypocrite}}: Considers himself a patriot of Canada, yet has twice aided Saddam Hussein in taking it over (the second time, he didn't know it was him, though).
* ILoveNuclearPower: Becomes a giant after getting radiation poisoning.
* {{Jerkass}}
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: A minor example. His head isn't round like most Canadians; it's... pear-shaped?
* PhraseCatcher: "Watch out for Scott! He's a dick!"
* PokeThePoodle: He may be a BigBad, but only by LighterAndSofter Canadian standards.
-->'''Scott:''' "I'm wishing cancer upon you!"
-->'''Philip:''' "Cancer!?"
-->'''Scott:''' "That's right! I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind!"
-->'''Terrance:''' "Ah! Stop that!" ''(hides behind Philip)''
-->'''Philip:''' "Hey! Don't give me cancer!"
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: He's [[CrossesTheLineTwice vocally and absurdly]] prejudiced against Inuit, calling them no-good [[SpaceJews "Ice Beaners" and "Polar Gooks"]].
* RealMenWearPink: He dons a pink blanket/wrap in ''Royal Pudding.''
* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: "I hate you more than ever, Terrance and Phillip! I absolutely abhor you both!"
* SatelliteCharacter: He pretty much exists to hate Terrance and Phillip. In later episodes, however, he has begun to antagonize the boys and even all of Canada, though he has an EnemyMine moment to save the Princess of Canada. Basically, his entire character exists to be a dick.
* SitcomArchNemesis: Was this for Terrance and Philip in "Not Without My Anus", then became one for all of Canada whenever he appeared.

!Tuong Lu Kim/[[spoiler:Dr. Janus]]
->''"Herro, wercome to Shitty Wok, tay your order pree?"''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Trey Parker

A stereotypical Chinese man who is the owner of the City Wok restaurant, [[spoiler:and the dissociative alter ego of Caucasian therapist, Dr. Janus.]]

* AsianRudeness: Acts polite when he's trying to get your money, but he really can be quite an unpleasant person. Highlighted in the way he bosses his wife around. Lampshaded when he's seen in anger management after dumping some food on a customer's head over a misunderstanding.
* AsianSpeekeeEngrish: Milked for all its hilarious worth.
* BenevolentBoss: Surprisngly acted this way toward the child-labor workers he hired in 'The City Part Of Town'
* ClaspYourHandsIfYouDeceive: The episode "City Sushi" turns this into a sort of tic for him.
* {{Fauxreigner}}: [[spoiler:He's actually a white man with split personality disorder]].
* {{Jerkass}}: Acts like this to the Japanese. [[spoiler: Dr. Janus is like this to Butters.]]
** [[spoiler: Janus is arguable since, despite being an incompetent quack who misdiagnoses Butters, he is rather soft spoken and understanding to Butters' "condition" and genuinely believes he is helping him. One of his other personalities on the other hand...]]
* MeaningfulName: [[spoiler: Dr. Janus is a reference to the Roman God Janus which is normally depicted with two or more faces; a clear reference to his multiple personality disorder.]]
* OutOfFocus: After TheReveal, Tuong Lu Kim vanished for awhile but reappeared in The City Part of Town as part of the subplot with Kenny and he's been fairly prominent since then.
* [[spoiler:SplitPersonality]]
* [[spoiler:TomatoSurprise]]

!Mr. Kitty
Eric Cartman's pet cat.

* TheChewToy: In the first episode alone, she was caught on fire and implied to be used as a sex toy. ''Eugh.''
* AnimalGenderBender: Was shown to be [[YourTomcatIsPregnant female]] in ''Cat Orgy'', but was shown again as a functional male in ''Major Boobage''.
* FormallyNamedPet
* UncattyResemblance: The AnimalGenderBender above could be a reference to Mrs. Cartman.

!Darryl Weathers
->''"They took our jobs!"''
A redneck and member of the Construction Workers' Union who is known for his catchphrase and his conservative views.

* {{Catchphrase}}: "They took our jobs!", spoken increasingly incoherently the longer any conversation goes on. "THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!" "DEY TUK ERR JERBS!" "DURK ER DURR!"
** There have been many variations on the phrase. For example, in the episode "W.T.F.", he says, "They broke his jaw!" at a match of the fictitious W.T.F. ProfessionalWrestling league, and he makes a variation of the phrase when he attends a Wrestling/{{WWE}} match and is shocked that Wrestling/JohnCena slept with "Wrestling/{{Edge}}'s girl".[[note]]In RealLife, [[Wrestling/{{Edge}} Adam "Edge" Copeland]] stole [[Wrestling/{{Lita}} Amy "Lita" Dumas]] from Wrestling/MattHardy.[[/note]]
* DropInCharacter: He's usually accompanied by other rednecks who'll echo his catchphrase, sometimes walking on scene just to shout it.
* ItIsPronouncedTroPAY: His pronounciation of the word "jobs".
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: At first glance he comes across as a stereotypical angry redneck, but to his credit, he (along with all the other rednecks in South Park) do show sympathy toward people that lost their jobs (which leads to a variation of the aforementioned {{Catchphrase}}).
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: His appearance is patterned on Creator/JeffFoxworthy.
* TheRival: He has one in the occasionally recurring character Aging Hippy Liberal Douche, who can figure out a way to blame just about anything on America.

!Caitlyn Jenner
->''"Buckle up buckaroo!"''
!!!!!!Voiced by: Trey Parker

A male-to-female transgender who becomes a subject of ridicule in Season 19. She later teams up with Mr. Garrison when he runs for president.

* AscendedExtra: She made a cameo in "The Tale of Scrotie [=McBoogerBalls=]" as Bruce Jenner, then in Season 19, she's the highlight of several episodes, even becoming a recurring character.
* BodyHorror: Her plastic surgery is depicted as having gone wrong.
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Buckle up buckaroo!"
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Always runs someone over whenever she drives.
* KarmaHoudini: Has yet to be arrested for all the people she ran over.
* TheLancer: She becomes this to Mr. Garrison when he runs for president.

!Lemmiwinks, [[spoiler:King of the Gerbils]]

The fourth-grade class pet, the victim of Mr. Slave in "Death Camp of Tolerance."

* ADayInTheLimelight: He's normally just the class pet, but "Death Camp of Tolerance" and "Bass to Mouth" give him his own B-plot.
* AndTheAdventureContinues: In "Death Camp of Tolerance" he makes his way out of Mr. Slave's digestive tract, aided by the tormented spirits of previous animal marital aids[[note]][[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer yes, really.]][[/note]], to find out he's the [[spoiler:king of gerbils.]] The adventure indeed continues, in "Bass to Mouth."