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Mobo's killer
Vinnie's (former) pet cat who fucked with the wrong baby.
- Black Comedy: A baby killing his pet cat in revenge for said cat decapitating his teddy bear is too hilarious to take seriously, regardless of the horrifying implications about the baby.
- Bullying a Dragon: He messed with Vinnie, a dragon in training. And boy did he pay the ultimate price for it.
- The Cameo: It got taxidermied after Vinnie assassinated it. They can be found in Vinnie's basement in the worlds series.
- Cats Are Mean: He destroyed Vinnie's toy bear, mobo.
- Disproportionate Retribution: He's a jerky cat, though he probably didn't deserve to be shot to death.
- Karmic Death: He was killed by the owner of the toy he destroyed.
- No Kill like Overkill: He was shot to death with an actual pistol, something that would kill most people, let alone a tiny cat.
- Starter Villain: He's Vinnie's very first kill, being assassinated by the future assassin when he was just a baby.
Little kid
Vinnie's first real kill. He stole Vinnie's toy car.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: He choked to death on a toy car, courtesy of Vinnie.
- Death of a Child: He was about 5-6 years old at the time of his death.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Stealing Vinnie's toy car wasn't nice of him, though dying horribly for it isn't exactly a justifiable reaction to his act of larceny.
Math teacher
A guy that died because Vinnie didn't feel like going to school.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: He was crushed to death by an air conditioner, dislodged by one of his own students. Poor guy.
- Death from Above: He was crushed by an air conditioner, courtesy of Vinnie.
- Disproportionate Retribution: He died because Vinnie didn't like his class and didn't feel like going to school.
- Flat Character: While the previous characters have some hints about their personalities, this guy is just a math teacher who dies because Vinnie didn't feel like going to school.
- Make It Look Like an Accident: His death was a murder, though Vinnie disguised it as a tragic accident by killing him with an air conditioner instead of a gun.
- No Name Given: He's just referred to as Vinnie's math teacher.
Eligio White
A drug dealer Vinnie was hired to assassinate for his first assignment.
- Asshole Victim: He was holding a man hostage and is a drug dealer to boot. No tears were shed for Vinnie killing him, and it serves almost as a twisted form of redemption for the Cop Killer with a Hair-Trigger Temper.
- I Have Your Wife: He kidnapped the son of a police chief. Why? Nobody knows.
- Hostage Situation: He's holding the son of the police chief hostage. It's likely the police chief would have outlived his son if Vinnie didn't rescue him.
- Small Role, Big Impact: His death serves as Vinnie's initiation into the world of assassination, giving him an indirect but meaningful role in Vinnie's story, despite being an otherwise unremarkable guy.
The shadow
An elusive and nororious Arms Dealer. He meets his end at the hands of Vinnie, a man eager to make a name for himself.
- The Ace: While it's not shown onscreen, he's made a name for himself as an arms dealer, which is ironically the reason why Vinnie wants to kill him, as it'd help the aspiring assassin make a name for himself.
- Arms Dealer: His trade, and the thing that's made him a formidable player in the criminal underworld.
- Asshole Victim: His death wasn't necessary, though the world isn't going to mourn his passing.
- Beard of Evil: He has a silver one, and is a ruthless Arms Dealer.
- Boom, Headshot!: How Vinnie finishes him.
- Evil Old Folks: As a grey haired weapons dealer with a name in the black market, he's clearly this.
- Final Boss: He's the last guy to have his head sifted in the game.
- Irony: He's an elusive man that tries to stay away from the spotlight, as his nickname indicates. Vinnie kills him because this makes him such a valuable target.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: He's known as "the shadow," a pretty impressive nickname for a pretty impressive guy.
- The Spook: This is the persona he goes for. Unfortunately, he's not quite elusive enough to escape Vinnie's watchful rifle scope.
- They Look Just Like Everyone Else!: He's unkempt, but otherwise unassuming in his appearance.
