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    Lara 

Lara

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A human and one of the few beings of Earth aware of the Proxies' existence.
  • Action Girl: She's not afraid to get his hands dirty.
  • Arch-Enemy: Word of God even says Lara is the "Batman to Jeff's Joker"
  • Bare Your Midriff: In a couple of her outfits.
  • Canon Foreigner
  • Big Sister Instinct: Towards Sally and BEN to a lesser extent, even if they aren't blood-related.
  • Cool Big Sis: She is one to her brother, Isaac. She also takes on this role to Sally and BEN to an extent. Normally she's apathetic and sarcastic to BEN, but she acts protective of him and Sally and their enthusiasm is capable of breaking through her cynicism.
  • Cry Cute: BEN even notes that she looks genuinely adorable when she cries.
  • Damsel in Distress: At the end of "Legends of the Multiverse" she's kidnapped by Zalgo and imprisoned in his lair. Her kidnapping doesn't undercut any of her badassery, and she manages to inflict more damage to Zalgo than any of the other Proxies. In fact, her kidnapping was triggered by the fact that Lara simply didn't fear Zalgo.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Pretty much the only way she copes with the Proxies.
  • Determinator: Fighting a demonic overlord who destroys planets for laughs? Constantly visiting the Under Rhelm despite the inhabitant's hatred for humans? Standing up to the Proxies and ZAGLO without a hint of fear? Whatever the goal, once Lara decides to take action, nothing can stand in her way. She means it when she says she doesn't know when to quit.
  • The Dragon: Unwillingly becomes one for Zalgo in "Legends of the Multiverse".
  • Empty Eyes: When Zalgo brainwashes her in "Legends of the Multiverse".
  • Even the Girls Want Her: In "Our Idiot BEN", one of Ms. P's friend's remarks to Sally "Your friend is so fuckin' hot", referring to Lara.
  • Friend to All Children: Lara has a soft spot for kids. She quickly falls for Jeff's scam at a Gamestop when she sees his "son" (actually a disguised BEN) and expresses concern for his dream to become a daredevil when he grows up. She not only buys the game but also gives him a sticker while encouraging him to pursue other, less dangerous dreams. Even when she finds out of the trick, she scolds Jeff exclusively, leaving BEN out of the argument. She also makes quick friends with Sally, even disregarding the fact she is a serial killer.
  • Friend to All Living Things: Instantly became friends with Smile. She was also reluctant to hurt the Rake because she thinks he looks like a hairless cat.
  • Heroic B.S.O.D.: Goes through this when X kills her brother.
  • The Idealist: Zig-zags between this and The Cynic.
  • Interspecies Friendship: She befriends many Monsters in the Under Rhelm, and they share affection in return.
  • Morality Pet: Sometimes serves as one to Slenderman of all people. His growing fondness for her brings out his good side under his Ax-Crazy exterior and leads to him showing his softer side to her.
  • Naïve Newcomer: She's a suburban girl with big dreams and ideals, but throughout the series, she realizes reality is much harsher than she thought and she still has a lot to learn and experience when she meets the Proxies. The Rake even refers to her as a "naive little girl" during his Break Them by Talking speech.
  • Nerves of Steel: She keeps her wits about even when confronted by Monsters and serial killers.
    • She is completely unafraid of the Proxies upon meeting them for the first time.
    • While the Rake is attacking, she keeps her cool, dodges every blow, and barks orders at Jeff and BEN to keep them safe. When she slides off Proxy Mansion's platform she keeps focused and is able to hang on with one hand. She then pulls herself up in time to trap the Rake to a lamppost, saving Jeff's life. Finally, when the three of them are knocked off the building, she has the presence of mind to instantly grab a tree limb and Jeff and BEN's hands as he flies past her, saving them once more.
    • In her with Enderman. Even though scared, beaten to the ground and having her face slashed by the Rake, she still manages to annoy him with her constant quipping.
    • Even when he's laughing and screaming in her face, Lara looks dead into Zalgo's face and tells him she isn't afraid of him. Keep in mind, this is ''ZALGO'' she said his to. A demonic overlord who conquers entire universes and destroys planets for his amusement, and Lara wasn't afraid oh him.
  • Nice Girl: Instantly hits it off with Sally.
  • Odd Friendship: Lara is an enthusiastic and idealistic teenage girl, the Proxies are psychotic serial killers who butchers hundreds for laughs. Once they get past their differences, they become surprisingly good friends.
  • It's Personal: After X killed her brother.
  • Token Human: To the Proxies (despite not actually being a member), which sometimes earns her unwanted attention by other Monsters.
    • She actually isn't the only human in the Proxies (Jeff, Masky, Jane, Ms. P, the Seer, and Eyeless Jack are/were all humans), she's just the closest to being human from a moral standpoint.
  • Weak, but Skilled: Uses her wits and physical agility to succeed despite lacking the size and strength the Proxies have.

    President Bush 

President Bush a.k.a Pid'jin

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"These brave men died for their country. Send money to their bitches and hos."

The President of the Human World's America.
  • Abhorrent Admirer: He occasionally goes to Los Angeles to stalk celebrates. He has no problem with getting a total stranger to beat up, kill, mug and harass celebrates he "loves" on his behalf.
  • The Ace: He's a sniper, a master martial artist, and regularly joins the Proxies in saving the multiverse.
  • Action Dad
  • At Least I Admitit: His political campaign amounts to, "Yes, I'm a dick. But would you rather vote for an unabashed Jerkass or a Bitch in Sheep's Clothing?"
  • Authority Equals Asskicking: He's the President of the United States. He's also fought in every single American war and can still fight well without his age hindering him.
  • Ax-Crazy: He is clearly not mentally stable, and it's implied he is a Serial Killer not unlike the Proxies.
  • Badass Adorable: Whenever he brings out his puppy dog eyes.
  • Badass Grandpa:
    • He's disarmed a nuclear bomb, solo'd an entire platoon of soldiers in Vietnam, saved the multiverse thrice, owns several hundred sports cars, and brutally beats down Zalgo alongside the Proxies. It can a little hard to believe that he's a little over 95 years old.
    • He's so strong he makes the Proxies look like children in comparison! In "Motherland", when he is brainwashed, probed and unaware of himself, he easily overpowers Ms. P and BEN and Jeff at the same time. He also handily tosses Eyeless Jack around with little trouble.
  • Badass Normal: Or maybe not. The line is never clear.
  • Bash Brothers: With Rick Bernstein on many occasions.
  • Batman Can Breathe in Space: Bush can inexplicitly breathe in the vacuum of space. When BEN asks why, Bush's explanation is tuned out by Jeff's singing.
  • Berserk Button:
    • If you touch or steal any of his money, you might not want to drink or eat anything for a while. Or walk out in the open.
    • Making fun of his size is a good enough excuse for him to turn you into live target practice for his army.
  • Beware the Silly Ones: He's very stupid and goofy, but he's got thousands of soldiers, mercenaries, and nukes at his disposal. Bush himself once fought an entire Nazi brigade... with a banana.
  • Big "WHAT?!": His reaction to X jump-scaring him and the Proxies is to shout "WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WH At?! WHAT?! Wh AT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAT?!!!! in a confused panic.
  • Bratty Half-Pint: Very small, very spoiled.
  • Bumbling Dad: Although Duck loves him anyway.
  • Canon Foreigner
  • The Casanova: Swaps between this and Casanova Wannabe.
  • Charles Atlas Superpower: He lifted the entire White House over his head when he discovered that Lincoln's life savings were buried underneath.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Could easily rival Jeff in this trope.
  • Colonel Badass: As seen in "Blast to the Past part 2"
  • Cool Old Guy: See The Ace above.
  • Corrupt Politician: He is very greedy, selfish and can easily be bribed with money.
  • Depraved Bisexual: He is married to a woman, but he is heavily implied to have sexual attractions to Laughing Jack, Enderman, and BEN.
  • The Ditz: Arguably more than Jeff.
  • Eccentric Millionaire: Billionaire, actually.
  • Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Through and through he loves his grandchildren and his daughter, Ducky. He even fought a shark just to get Ducky's purse back!
  • Evil Is Petty: Very much so.
  • Evil Old Folks: When Ms. P kills his (richer) uncle, Bush is perfectly fine with it, and slyly denies ever having met her at all.
  • Expy: His personality is basically an exaggerated version of Donald Trump. Funny enough, Comickit came up with the idea of President Bush ''before'' Trump ran for presidency.
  • Friend to All Children: As long as you're an American child at least.
  • Four-Star Badass: As stated above, he was in the military for all two World Wars.
  • Healing Factor: He can somehow regenerate limbs with no problem.
  • Hey, You!: This is basically how he greets people.
  • Horrible Judge of Character: Honestly though Zalgo was a nice guy.
  • Idiot Houdini: Everyone in his cabinent knows he's a horrible president, but they stick with him because he's fun to watch.
  • Idle Rich: He is the richest "man" in the world and is a Lazy Bum in every sense of the word.
  • Inspector Javert: He firmly believes everyone in Iran is evil.
  • Insult Backfire:
    Rick Steinback: Mr. President, have you gone completely insane?!
    Bush: Like a fox!
  • It Amused Me: He once started a war between Pakistan and India just to escape boredom.
  • Jerkass: To anyone who isn't Ducky and her children.
  • Karma Houdini: Bush has gotten away with assault, murder, robbery, kidnapping, arson, rape, fraud, slavery, drug and weapon dealing, kidnapping, espionage, human rights violations, spousal abuse, treason, war crimes— in short, pretty much every felony on the book. He's a jerk at work and to his family and friends. His mind is constantly occupied with lewd thoughts and freely uses foul language (some of which has to be altered or bleeped out on television). He invades other countries and steals their resources (especially oil) and pollutes the environment without a care in the world. The man should be either dead or, as Ms. P (rather hypocritically) once said, in jail. Yet, he walks free, he proclaims himself as "everyman," and he still has everything he holds dear: he's still president of the United States, still has a trillion dollar bank account, and he has a family and good friends. There are quite a few people who are actually aware of his crimes against humanity. It's just Bush sends his hitmen to deal with them before they can testify in court.
  • Killer Rabbit: Who would've expected a duck to kick so much ass?
  • Kill It with Ice: Outside of sniping and poison, his preferred method of disposing of people is locking them in his freezer.
  • Lack of Empathy: Up to Eleven on some occasions.
  • Laughably Evil
  • Lazy Bum: Most of his daily activities consists of eating chips, chilling in his pool, and watching TV.
  • Lethally Stupid: More than a few of his employees have been killed during his stupid antics.
  • Made of Iron: He has cartoonish durability and has survived being run over by a truck and rammed by a bull.
  • Manchild: He has the personality and reasoning of a four-year-old. Borders on Psychopathic Man Child at times.
  • Mister Big: He's the president of the United States and thus one of the biggest figures in the world, just not in stature.
  • Money Fetish: The staple of his character.
  • Morality Pet: About the only people he's nice to is his daughter and her grandchildren.
  • Never My Fault: Often blames others for his misdeeds.
  • Non-Indicative Name: He is actually a duck, not a pigeon, apparently.
  • One-Man Army:
    • He is able to hold off an entire SWAT team during the Mexican Standoff in "Good Ol' Days".
    • In "Motherland", Bush defeats Ms. P, Jeff, BEN, Eyeless Jack, and Smile by himself while brainwashed by Russians. Not even Slenderman's most elite Proxies can do much against him. Granted, the team was trying to pacify him, not actually harm him, but it still shows just how strong and downright powerful Bush is when he fights seriously.
  • Only in It for the Money: The main reason he allows the Proxies to murder humans.
  • Papa Wolf: Utterly annihilated a gang of French terrorists when they kidnapped Ducky and her grandchildren.
  • Pint-Sized Powerhouse: As shown in "Proxyville" when he gives the Rake a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown. He even lifts the Rake over his head and tosses him across a hallway with little visible effort.
  • Plucky Comic Relief: His moronic antics can sometimes be the only source of levity in the more serious episodes.
  • Politically Incorrect Villain: He hates Jews, Mexicans, Asians.... Pretty much anyone who isn't American. He also charges black people more to attend his rallies. He's also an elitist, as he tells a homeless man and his family right in their faces that their lives don't matter if there is no money in their bank accounts.
  • President Evil: He can be fairly tyrannical, selfish and cruel. He even let's Slenderman and the Proxies commit murder in the Human World as long as they pay him a quick buck every week.
  • Retired Badass: He served in both World Wars.
  • Rich in Dollars, Poor in Sense: Bush is basically the grandfather of this trope.
  • Screams Like a Little Girl: Whenever he freaks out.
  • Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!: Being polite is not a very big priority for him.
  • Serial Killer: It's strongly suggested that he is one. He flatly admits to poisoning other electoral opponents to eliminate the competition; it's strongly suggested that his gardener "got sick" and "fell" off a cliff, that his former vice president "met the shallow end of a shovel at the deep end of a grave" and died recently, and that his 13th accountant choked to death on her own hand, with the strong implication that Bush killed all three.
  • Sir Swears-a-Lot: Whenever he's in a sticky situation. He especially loves the words "cocksucking" and "fuck". The motto for his campaign was even "Because fuck everyone else!"
  • The Stoner: Such a stoner that he's tried to stage a "Smoke-In" at city hall to promote marijuana-legalization. After BEN gets Bush all the drugs .he asks for in order to stage one, he and his entire administration get so high off their own stash they completely forget about it.
  • Too Dumb to Live: He sold every single nuclear warhead to North Korea for a mere 500,000 dollars. This obviously didn't end well.
  • Upper-Class Twit: Up to Eleven.
  • Villain Protagonist: Easily up in the top three with the most morally bankrupt protagonists in the show, which is saying a lot.
  • Would Hit a Girl: He was perfectly willing to "ice" Lara alongside Laughing Jack, at least until Ducky walked in and stopped him beforehand.
  • Would Hurt a Child:
    • Heavily implied; we see from the news report that after the public reveal Bush purposely sends Proxies in public places without regard for who gets hurt. We learn that a mother was found mauled but it could have easily been her baby and as the number of humans getting killed is growing (500 to 200,000) such a tragedy is becoming more likely.
    • In addition to this, the Proxies and Bush's many associates hurt, torment, and murder children on a daily basis and Bush himself doesn't seem to mind. In "Outta the Ball Park" a fleet of US soldiers decimated a village in Afghanistan and tried to kill a little girl and her mother. Jeff, Laughing Jack, and SUICIDEMOUSE.EXE made a habit out of massacring entire neighborhoods, children included, and they are still considered Bush's "favorite Proxies". It is also shown that Bush welcomes serial killers and terrorists from across the world and allows them to destroy and massacre populated neighbourhoods that are explicitly shown to have children within them.
    • He's also perfectly fine with kidnapping schoolgirls and selling them to overseas sex slavery.

    Rick Bernstein 

Rick Bernstein

President Bush's vice president and Yes-Man.
  • The Ace: He's just as skilled and savvy as Bush.
  • Affably Evil: Just like Bush, he's not very menacing or gloating.
  • Berserk Button: He almost pounds Jeff's face in for making jokes about his mom.
  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: He has a very quirky personality, but is otherwise very competent and level-headed.
  • Butt-Monkey: Typically the victim of Bush's antics.
  • Canon Foreigner
  • Cloudcuckoolander's Minder: He's this to Bush. Although, sometimes he can be just as crazy as him.
  • Cuckold: Willingly lets BEN sleep with his (fourth) wife in exchange for Black Stuff. BEN is understandably shocked. He also lets Bush finger his wife.
  • Dirty Cop: You wouldn't have guessed he's also a member of some sort of law enforcement agency unless he mentions it.
  • One-Man Army: In "Good Ol' Days", he single-handedly holds off half of the police force and forces them to retreat during the Mexican Standoff. That includes a horde of dirty cops and dirty military personnel with access to a tank. That's straight up GTA protagonist stuff right there.
  • Papa Wolf: Rick is only working with Bush because he wants to put his kids through college.
  • Running Gag: Always instantly appearing the moment Bush shouts his name.
  • The Stoner
  • Those Two Guys: Often shares this with Bush.
  • Verbal Tic: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

    Ducky 

Ducky

President Bush's daughter.

    Mr Mandavi 

Mr. Mandavi

The manager of Sal's Pizza and BEN's boss.
  • Berserk Button: The very sight of Pizza Hut sets him off.
  • Butt-Monkey: Tends to be on the receiving end of BEN's antics.
  • Canon Foreigner
  • Hey, You!: This is basically how he greets BEN.
  • Mean Boss: A subversion — while he comes off as strict, his reasons for firing BEN are entirely justifiable, and he does manage to show a bit of sympathy towards the latter, admitting that BEN's "a nice guy, but just not dependable".
  • Recurring Extra
  • The Sixth Ranger: Originally a one-shot character before becoming a full-blown secondary character.

    Commisioner Johnson and the Proxy-hunting Squad 

Commissioner Johnson and the Proxy-hunting Squad

A special ops team who argue over plans to kill the Proxies. They include their leader Commissioner Johnson, a wimpy lives-with-his-mom cop named Steve, a big Russian crime lord named Boris, an unnamed African-American martial artist, a bomb expert and criminal name Da-Bomb, and two Japanese twins named Eun and Sam.
  • Alas, Poor Villain: Commissioner Johnson's defeat isn't treated as a triumphant victory by the narration, on the contrary. While he doesn't die, he realizes that he stands no chance against Jeff, BEN, or any Proxy for that matter. He brokenly accepts his defeat and drops his gun after his plan completely backfires on him. Meaning that he likely gave up on ever finding his son. Jeff and BEN don't even acknowledge him after they kill his team.
  • Anti-Villain: All of them (except for Boris and Da-Bomb) all are heroic in some way. While Boris and Da-Bomb are Villain Protagonists, Johnson is a Hero Antagonist with He Who Fights Monsters tendencies, and the Martial Artist, Eun, and Sam just want to kill Proxies.
  • Asshole Victim: Boris and Da-Bomb, a crime lord and psychotic Mad Bomber respectively, are both taken out by BEN.
  • Badass Baritone: Boris speaks with one. Da-Bomb's mask enables him to speak with one.
  • Bad Boss: Boris is shown murdering three of his henchmen simply for inconveniencing him.
  • Basement-Dweller: Steve's file claims he still lives with his mother.
  • The Brute: Boris.
  • Creepy Twins: Eun and Sam.
  • Curp Stomp Battle: Jeff and BEN kill all but one of them in the time it takes for a raindrop to hit the ground.
  • Defeat Equals Explosion: Da-Bomb and Boris go out this way.]]
  • Dirty Cop: Johnson is a heroic version, although he convinces himself he's not.
  • Eye Scream: Steve is killed when Jeff stabs him in the eye.
  • Fragile Speedster: The Martial Artist is fast enough to dodge the bullets of an entire firing squad. All it took was one well-timed knife toss from Jeff to take him out.
  • Good Is Not Soft: Commissioner Johnson is out to kill the Proxies rather than imprison them, and he's willing to torture anyone he believes is in league with them. He's also willing to accept help from wanted criminals, as is the case with Boris and Da-Bomb.
  • Hero Antagonist: Their episode is dedicated to them, with and BEN only appearing at the end with a grand total of zero lines.
  • Hoist by His Own Petard: Da-Bomb is killed when BEN uses telekinesis to send his own bombs back at him, killing not just him, but Boris as well.
  • Hurting Hero: Commissioner Johnson, whose son was kidnapped and brainwashed by Slenderman, starting his descent into hunting down him and the Proxies.
  • Jerkass: Boris can be fairly nasty and arrogant.
  • Katanas Are Better: Both the Martial Artist and Eun wield katanas.
  • Kill the Cutie: Poor Steve...
  • Knife Nut: Boris carries a large Bowie knife, and the Martial Artist carries knives that also function as ninja throwing stars.
  • Knight of Cerebus: "Only Human" is easily one of the darkest and saddest episodes in the series courtesy of Commissioner Johnson. Not on his own, but nothing about his character is funny in any way, and his son's kidnapping serves as a reminder of how truly evil and villainous the Proxies are.
  • Large Ham: Boris is a clear variant of this.
  • Mad Bomber: Da-Bomb.
  • Mighty Glacier: Boris is incredibly powerful and tough. He's also very slow.
  • Non-Indicative Name: The Martial Artist is always called a martial artist, despite being more a ninja if anything.
  • One-Man Army: Boris is shown destroying an entire army, including tearing apart a tank with his bare hands. Despite this, he still gets taken out by BEN with no effort.
  • Only in It for the Money: Boris and Da-Bomb's reasoning for accepting Johnson's offer. The rest, however, are only there for the glory of killing a Proxy.
  • Papa Wolf: Johnson is willing to torture, maim, and murder others to get his son back from Slenderman.
  • Reality Ensues:
    • The group's plan hinged entirely on stealing Jeff's knife out of his hands before he could use it. They did not account for the possibility that Jeff might pull on the chain that was going to be used to take it away and yank it to perform a counter move on its wielder by dragging them to him and stabbing them through the eye. This one slip-up completely unraveled the plan at the seams.
    • While their fighting skills are all very impressive, it is nothing compared to Jeff, a serial killer who is capable of fighting Zalgo's demons, and BEN, a ghost who can teleport, lift things with his mind and can't even die to begin with.
  • Scary Shiny Glasses: Johnson in a few shots.
  • "Shaggy Dog" Story: "Only Human" is devoted to them and only to them, developing their characters via their backstories, their hunting methods, and even their relationships with each other. By the time they finally confront Jack, 90% of the episode has aired. You can probably figure out the rest from there.
  • Small Name, Big Ego: Boris.
  • Stealth Expert: The Martial Artist.
  • Stock Ninja Inventory: The Martial Artist's weapon inventory contains sais, knives, throwing stars, a katana, poison darts, and nunchucks.
  • Token Minority: The Martial Artist is the only African-American in the group.
  • Tragic Villain: Johnson only seeks to kill the Proxies in order to save his kidnapped and brainwashed son from Slenderman.
  • The Voiceless: The Martial Artist never speaks once.
  • We Hardly Knew Ye: By the end of "Only Human", Johnson is the only one left alive.
  • What Measure Is a Mook?: Deconstructed. Objectively, Jeff and BEN kill these guys just as quickly as any "hero" dispatches a mook in any show. However, the episode was told only from their point of view, making them the protagonists and allowing us to see their quirks, appearances, and personalities. Arguably, any mook from any show has their own history, personality, and quirks. We're just not allowed to see them and therefore don't care. But since we watched these guys interact and plan their attack during 20 minutes, even though we may not have sympathized with their cause (with the exception of Johnson's), we're still a little disappointed to see them defeated that quickly and may even have wished that they would come back later.

     Randy, Keith, and Troy 

Randy, Keith, and Troy

The three bullies who caused Jeff to go insane.
  • Adaptational Badass: Sort of. Randy puts up a much better fight than he did in the original.
  • Adaptational Villainy: Not even the original bullies murdered animals for fun (that we know of). It only gets worse when Zalgo brainwashes Randy, and he subsequently loses his humanity.
  • Asshole Victim
  • Ax-Crazy: They are even more unhinged than their original counterparts.
  • Bad Boss: Randy threatens to knife Troy to death if he tells the cops the truth about them robbing Liu. Later in the episode, Randy may or may not of killed Keith and Troy off-screen.
  • Barbaric Bully: Even before Zalgo brainwashed him, Randy's idea of amusement include jabbing Liu with a knife, forcing a fat kid to eat raw and freshly slaughtered meat, shooting helpless kittens with a pistol for target practice, and otherwise mutilating or disfiguring people to remind them who is boss.
  • Big Bad Wannabe: They're the most feared kids in Jeff's neighborhood, but mere pawns in Zalgo's scheme.
  • Brainwashed and Crazy: Randy, courtesy of Zalgo.
  • Bullying a Dragon: Attacking Jeff after his brother was sent to juvie was a big mistake.
  • Death by Adaptation: Keith and Troy, possibly. When we see Randy and his goons at the beginning of the episode, Keith is the one driving the car. It's safe to assume that it's Keith's car. Towards the end of the episode, Randy drives the car to the birthday party to kill Jeff. Keith and Troy are nowhere to be seen. Not only that, but Randy's face is covered in way more blood during his fight with Jeff compared to when he kills his own father and mother. "Where did all this blood come from?", you might ask... And where are Keith and Troy?
  • Delinquents
  • Evil Is Hammy: Randy, somehow even moreso than his original counterpart.
  • I Shall Taunt You: Randy taunts Jeff about Liu's death when they fight inside Billy's house.
  • Jerkass: All of them, but especially Randy.
  • Kick the Dog:
    • Randy takes pot shots at stray animals for kicks.
    • In a less literal example, Randy mocking Jeff over Liu going to Juvy while simultaneously beating him.
  • Kids Are Cruel: Up to Eleven.
  • Knife Nut: Randy, who carries a switchblade knife.
  • Laughably Evil: Troy in comparison to the others.
  • Lean and Mean: Keith.
  • Made of Iron: Jeff beats Randy over the head with a bat, smashes his face into glass and then tosses him own a flight of stairs. [[spoilers: He still gets up and blinds Jeff with a tub of bleach before further assaulting him.]]
  • Matricide: Zalgo forced Randy to kill his mother.
  • Patricide: Zalgo forced Randy to kill his father
  • Politically Incorrect Villain: Randy calls Liu and Jeff "faggots" at one point.
  • Red Eyes, Take Warning: Randy gets red eyes when he gets brainwashed by Zalgo.
  • Sanity Slippage: Randy after Zalgo comes to him and encourages them to kill Jeff along with everyone at the birthday party.
  • Sir Swears-a-Lot: Randy.
  • Slasher Smile: Randy does this numerous times.
  • Terrible Trio
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