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Milo Sumney Jr.
- Animal Motifs: Sharks, with his hoodie being a prominent example.
- Disappeared Dad: According to Dan and Jake, Milo’s father has vanished.
- Happily Adopted:
- Missing Mom: No mention of Milo’s mom is ever mentioned, nor has Milo ever shown a real desire to find her, instead focusing on his father.
- Spoiled Brat: Oh, very much so.
Cody Bridges
- Cloud Cuckoolanders Minder: Serves as one to Milo... with little effect
- Cute Bookworm:
- Smart People Wear Glasses:
Dan Fuller
- Childhood Friends:
- Doting Parent:
- Family Man:
- Heterosexual Life-Partners:
- Papa Wolf: Dan is known to be fairly strong, and loves Milo and Jake a lot. Harm them, and you’ll find out just how strong he is.
Jake Pierly
Dom Bridges
- Last Resort Takeout: this dude literally always gets chinese takeout. is he even purely human at this point. he's 80% made of takeout, his veins are made of lo mein and his blood consists of cheaply made stir-fry sauce. (i beg EVERYONE not to change this one. u ALL know it's true - feef)
- Dads Can't Cook: