The Characters of one of Creator/AdultSwim's first AnimatedSeries, but which one is really number one in the hood, G?


!!The Aqua Teens

[[folder:Master Shake]]

A giant, talking milkshake. Yes, you read that right. He likes to think he's the boss, but is just a stupid jerk.
* AntiHero
** NominalHero: If any character is a "hero in name only" it's Shake.
* AssholeVictim: When he meets his end, it's usually well-deserved.
* BarbieDollAnatomy: Well, he's just a talking cup.
* TheBlindLeadingTheBlind: Shake will frequently attempt to impart knowledge to Meatwad, in spite of being equally (and sometimes even more) dumb.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Prone to coming up with crazy ideas out of the blue.
* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: There are times when Shake's InsaneTrollLogic turns out to be true.
* ControlFreak
* DeadpanSnarker: Fluent in the art of sarcasm.
* DirtyCoward: Not one to be relied upon in times of crisis.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: He may be a selfish, greedy bastard with no remorse for his often absentminded actions, but even ''he'' draws the line at certain things, such as ''poisoning small children with chemical filled balloons at their own birthday parties.''
** He also looked genuinely horrified when Meatwad implied he was molested in "Deleted Scenes".
* GoodPowersBadPeople: Frylock often uses his EyeBeams to save the day. The one time Shake has them, he uses them ForTheEvulz.
* ImplausibleDeniability: Shake is the kind of guy who'll suddenly reject an idea he previously clung to with his life.
* InNameOnly: Frylock's the real leader. Shake calls himself "Master" because it sounds cool.
* InsaneTrollLogic: His second most prominent trait after being a {{jerkass}}.
-->'''Frylock:''' [[{{Technobabble}} In order to transmit data from human nerve endings, I had to suspend the RAM in a collodial fluid so it wouldn't overheat when the hard drive spun at the speed of time.]]\\
'''Shake:''' Because you're a ''witch'' and you made it disappear with your evil magic!\\
'''Meatwad:''' He's a witch?\\
'''Frylock:''' I'm not a witch.\\
'''Shake:''' Oh yeah. Don't look at him wrong, he'll shrink your head to the size of a pea, I've seen it!\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, the hard drive spun so fast, it sent the computer back in time.\\
'''Shake:''' To the time of witches, where you once lived! Bring forth the stakes! You shall burn for your beliefs, witch!
* ItsAllAboutMe
* {{Jerkass}}: ''Unrepentantly'' lazy, rude, selfish, greedy and, particularly in the earlier seasons, downright '''abusive''' towards Meatwad. "Video Ouija" demonstrates that Shake is even willing to ''commit suicide'' just to abuse Meatwad further.
** JerkWithAHeartOfJerk
* KarmaHoudini: Occasionally.
* KickTheDog: Does this a '''lot''', mainly towards Meatwad.
* KnowNothingKnowItAll
* LackOfEmpathy: Especially towards Meatwad.
* LargeHam: Shake gets overly dramatic when he starts accusing people, usually Frylock, of outlandish things.
* LaserGuidedKarma: Shake's immoral actions usually come back to bite him in the ass.
* ManChild: If Shake doesn't get his way, he will break things, even his own property.
* TheMcCoy: Impulsive beyond all reason.
* NeverMyFault: At times, Master Shake can take this trope to extreme levels.
* NoIndoorVoice
* ObnoxiousSnarker
* PetTheDog: The one time Shake did something nice for someone was when he found out Frylock was [[spoiler:supposedly]] dying of cancer.
* RaymanianLimbs: Occasionally.
* SmallNameBigEgo: Shake's entire existence revolves around getting people to think he's the best thing since sliced bread. It never works, 'cause he's a moron.
* TheSociopath: Explicity refered as one of these in "Freda".
* StayingAlive: Thanks to NegativeContinuity, he always comes back from his deaths, even within episodes.
* StuffBlowingUp: He seems to have the power to make things ''explode'' whenever he tossed them out of frustration or anger.
* SuicideIsPainless: Once killed himself just to mess with Meatwad.
* SupremeChef: Despite being not capable of doing anything, Shake was shown to be really good at cooking, making four-cheese lasagna, cheese-injected fried beef and cakes. Downplayed, since Shake will cook only for a 'special occasions' like screwing up Meatwad's diet or torturing Carl. In other times he [[BrilliantButLazy wouldn't mind eating even cat food]].
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Most of his deaths [[TooDumbToLive are his own fault]].
* TokenEvilTeammate
* TookALevelInKindness: In "Shake Like Me", Master Shake gets bitten by a radioactive black man, turns black and becomes much friendlier compared to his original self.
** Unfortunately, Shake being nice was found to be a bit too creepy, so Frylock [[StatusQuoIsGod returned him to his normal (jerkass) self.]]
* UngratefulBastard
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist
* VillainProtagonist: The Aqua Teens are only really detectives from the first three episodes. Once the concept was dropped, Shake, to this day, commits many atrocities that would land ''him'' in the clink...which actually happens on a few occasions.
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Frylock can fire laser beams from his eye and can shoot fry-like projectiles, Meatwad can shapeshift into virtually anything and Shake... can excrete ice cream.
** Actually subverted, as he also the questionable power, that anything he drops or throws will explode. This seems quite random, but [[spoiler: considering he was created by Dr. Weird, it somewhat understandable]]



A floating, super-intelligent box of french fries with various powers.

* AdaptationalBadass: Compared to his original "Baffler Meal" appearance where he was arguably more like Meatwad.
* AntiHero: Even Frylock, who's normally the voice of reason, has his morally ambiguous moments.
* BadassBeard
* BadassBookworm: Frylock's eye lasers and smarts are the only things keeping Shake and Meatwad alive. Well, [[TheyKilledKennyAgain sometimes]].
* BewareTheNiceOnes: He's the nicest Aqua Teen next to Meatwad. Press his buttons though, and that changes right quick.
* [[spoiler:{{Bifauxnen}}: According to the movie.]]
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: In the {{Pilot}}, he was robotic and subservient to Shake. This quickly changed.
* ChubbyChaser: All of his love interests (except for a woman from "Carl") were women of size.
* TheConscience: Though he's a debatable one at times.
* ControlFreak
* DeadpanSnarker
* EyeBeams: Frylock wears contact lenses that shoot just about anything from electricity to fire-retardant foam.
* ForScience
* JerkassBall: Picks this up every now and then.
* MidairBobbing
* [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles Naughty Tentacles]]: He also has BarbieDollAnatomy, but unlike Shake, the series never [[LampshadeHanging hangs a lantern on this.]]
* NiceGuy: Compared to other characters, but even he has moments:
-->''[Frylock kills MC Pee Pants, then rationalizes it]''
-->'''Frylock''': Look, he was never gonna make it in the outside world. He was brutally insane. Besides, he was an eight-foot spider wearing a diaper!\\
'''Master Shake''': [[WhatTheHellHero Who am I talking to? 'Cause I don't even]] ''[[WhatTheHellHero know]]'' [[WhatTheHellHero you.]]
* NoRespectGuy: Nobody ever listens to Frylock's advice. They usually suffer for it.
* NotSoAboveItAll: Every now and then, Frylock acts as greedy and mean as Shake. One episode shows him cloning (i.e., counterfeiting) money, [[HypocriticalHumor even after he told Shake not to.]]
--> '''Frylock'''': ''(After taking out a resurrected George Washington that tried to lecture them on their misdeeds)'' Eh, we should have cloned Twenty [dollar bills]. Jackson wouldn't have given a shit.
* OnlySaneMan: He's basically the only one of the trio who's capable of...anything, really. Meatwad and Shake are too stupid to take care of themselves in Frylock's absence.
* ParentalSubstitute: To Meatwad.
* PerpetualFrowner: Most of the time. Hi
* PowerFloats
* TheSpock: He's a bit of a wet blanket, but when your roommates are as dumb as Meatwad and Shake, it's forgivable.
* TheStoic
* TheStraightMan
* SurroundedByIdiots
* TokenGoodTeammate: He's the only person on the Force, and really on the show, who has a semi-functioning moral compass, though he's been known to have his moments of [[NotSoAboveItAll extreme depravity that shock even Shake.]]
* WhenHeSmiles: He has corrective braces.
* {{Yandere}}: When Frylock develops a crush on a girl - there will be blood.


A wad of meat. Pretty slow-witted, but he has a good heart.

* AntiHero
** ClassicalAntiHero: He usually means well, but is often too dumb to be of any real use.
* AsteroidsMonster: As revealed in "Multiple Meats".
* BackFromTheDead
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Whilst generally kindhearted and frequently abused by his roommate Shake, when he ''does'' get his revenge on the "Master"...ho boy!
* BumblingSidekick: He's Frylock's lab assistant. He may not be bright, but he's more stable than Shake.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Meatwads perception is...special all right.
* TheDitz: Let's put it this way. Shake, who accidentally kills himself on a regular basis, outsmarts and manipulates Meatwad just as often.
* DrunkWithPower: Twice.
* DumbIsGood: For him, at least, making it more like Dumbest Is Good.
* {{Kick The Son Of A Bitch}}/{{Pay Evil Unto Evil}}: Anytime he gets his revenge on Shake. Which tropes applies depends on how oblivious Meatwad is to Shake's dickery at the time.
* TheKirk: He ''tries'' to be the mediator between Shake and Frylock, but he's just too laid back to make much of an impact.
* LivingToys: They're not really toys, but he can still talk to them. The others can talk to them in "Shake Like Me". In "Dumber Dolls", Frylock buys him an actual living toy, which turns out to be TheEeyore.
* MadeOfBologna: Well, hamburger meat, but still.
* MadeOfIron: He's surprising difficult to injure, as he has shrugged off land mines exploding beneath him, and cutting him in half merely splits him into two smaller meatwads.
* ManChild: He and Frylock basically have a father-son relationship, since Meatwad can't think for himself.
* ManipulativeBastard: To Shake. Pretty much the only intelligent things he does is subtle, psychological revenge on Shake.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: Just look at his "dolls". He even says that he can relate to a DarkerAndEdgier ''Series/SesameStreet'' telling him, "You're gonna die."
* NixonMask: In "[[HalloweenEpisode The Shaving]]".
* RantInducingSlight: In "Gee Whiz".
* ShockAndAwe: In "Balloonenstein", after Shake puts him in the dryer for a week.
* TooDumbToLive: Although he's not nearly as self-destructive as Shake, he still has his moments. In one episode in which Shake covers the floor with land mines to deal with their rat infestation, Meatwad ends up setting off more mines than the rats do.
* TookALevelInBadass: In ''Last Dance For Napkin Lad''.
* TookALevelInJerkass: Whenever he acquires any form of superiority over someone else, he becomes almost as bad as Shake.
* VoluntaryShapeshifter: He usually only limits himself to turning into a hotdog or an igloo, since those are the only forms he can usually remember.

!!Other Characters

[[folder:Carl Brutanunanulewski]]


Their fat, bald, middle-aged neighbor.

* AntiHero
** UnscrupulousHero
* ButtMonkey
* CarpetOfVirility: The man is a ''very'' hairy individual.
* CasanovaWannabe: Despite his claims, most of the women he gets on his own are ugly hookers.
* TheChewToy: His most noticeable trait is that he gets shafted all the time, just for living next door to the Aqua Teens.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: When he does get killed, it's almost always in this manner.
* DeadpanSnarker
* FatIdiot
* FatSlob
* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Carl was a ButtMonkey even as a child; his father's Christmas gift to him was carpet squares. To eat.
* ImageSong: "I Don't Need No Instructions To Know How To Rock!"
* {{Jerkass}}: Though not as much as Shake, but that's probably not possible.
** JerkassHasAPoint: Carl's case is also understandable given how he bears the brunt of the Aqua Teen's antics.
* NoodleIncident: Mostly centered around his friend, Terry, who's been in jail for crimes too gruesome to mention.
* OnlySaneMan: Carl's an ignorant, sex-crazed, crude, lazy bum. On any other show, he'd be the wacky next-door neighbor. However, since he's the neighbour of the ''Aqua Teens'', he's the sane one by default.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Carl dies ridiculously often, usually because of something the Aqua Teens did.
* ThisLoserIsYou: A balding, impotent, chauvinistic loser.
** CoolLoser: A balding, impotent, chauvinistic loser...with a pretty sweet ride and killer taste in classic rock.
* TokenHuman
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: Depending on the episode.

[[folder:The Mooninites (Ignignokt and Err)]]


Aliens from the moon that look like they'd be better off in an Atari game.

* [[AntiVillain Anti-Villains]]: They're more of a nuisance to the Aqua Teen's than an actual threat...for the most part.
* AwesomeButImpractical: Their lasers can vaporize anything, but they shoot a...
** PainfullySlowProjectile: Which Carl still manages to get hit by.
* BigGuyLittleGuy: They're both short compared to most of the characters, but Ignignokt is much larger than Err.
* ColdHam: Ignignokt has a monotone voice, but really ''loves'' to deliver arrogant speeches, like he's a top-notch evil mastermind, despite Mooninite's actions being nothing more than rowdyism. Made even funnier, that sometimes Ignignokt will just cut his speech, when he runs out of words to say.
* {{Expy}}: Ignignokt and Err have the voices and personalities of ''[[PoorlyDisguisedPilot Baffler Meal]]'' Master Shake and Frylock respectively.
* FlippingTheBird: Mooninites' signature gesture, and also the running gag for first three episodes centered around them.
-->'''Ignignokt''' I hope they can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
* FreudianExcuse: PlayedForLaughs in "Moonahujana" when Err tells a sob story about his past (parental issues included), and how everything he does is just a cry for attention.
* HotBlooded: Err will attack anything that bothers him, and a lot of things bother him. But he's really small, so it's no big deal. [[PintsizedPowerhouse Don't underestimate him, though.]]
* HumansAreMorons: This is the ''opinion'' held by Igignokt and Err, believing that they are superior to all life on Earth in every possible way. Unfortunately, they themselves are not all that smart and are always ultimately shown to be dumber than just about everyone they ever meet on Earth--human, food product, or otherwise.
* HypercompetentSidekick: Both of them are dumb, but Err sometimes shows more signs of intellingence than Ignignokt, despite his follower status.
* InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien
* {{Leitmotif}}: Though the full version never plays outside of the credits (and even then, each episode gets a different verse), the Mooninites do have a [[ theme song]], a few riffs from which always appear in episodes where they feature.
* OutOfFocus: They appeared much less frequently as the show went on.
* ThePowerOfRock: In one episode, they get their hands on the Foreigner Belt--a belt that gives the wearer superpowers based on the band's songs. For example, setting the belt to ''Cold As Ice'' gives freezing powers.
* RedOniBlueOni: The serene and haughty Ignignokt is blue, while the hyper and aggressive Err is red.
* RetrAux: All moon people are designed to look like 8-bit video game characters. The original plan was to portray them as refugees from a failed Atari game.
* RoguesGallery: They're the most recurring "villains" of the show. Their only real ambition is to rob stores.
* SmallNameBigEgo: Ignignokt and Err are always rambling on about how the moon is superior to Earth, but when challenged on it, they can't even explain why.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Ignignokt's manner of speech is slightly this. He also owns a stencil with "fart" written in italics.
* TheStoner: Implied
* StupidCrooks
-->'''Ignignokt''' we commit first degree Grand Theft Coffee Table!
* TaremeEyes[=/=]TsurimeEyes: Not their eyes themselves, but their eyebrows. Ignignokt, the calm, cool-headed one has tareme eyebrows, while Err, the excitable, hot-headed one has tsurime eyebrows.
* VitriolicBestBuds: They are not as dysfunctional as Aqua Teens or Plutonians, but still.
-->'''Err''': Look man. I'm here for you, it's Ok. Now, what I want you to do, is drink this. [handles a bottle to Ignignokt]\\
'''Ignignokt''': [takes the bottle and drinks] Thank you, Err. What was that thick shake?\\
'''Err''': Well, I'll tell you what it is. It's a mayonnaise i found in a trash can.\\
'''Ignignokt''': [[VomitIndiscretionShot Ugh!]]\\
'''Err''': And it had hair on it! And you drank it! Because I'm your doctor. Do what i say!\\


[[folder:The Plutonians (Emory and Oglethorpe)]]


Pointy aliens from Pluto.

* AchievementsInIgnorance: They manage to create someone with a vague resemblance to Shake just handing him a photo of Shake, tossing him in a pizza oven, and telling him to wing it.
* AliensStealCable: Literally. They use the [[LawyerFriendlyCameo Fargate]] to tap into the Aqua Teens' cable.
* [[AntiVillain Anti-Villains]]: Despite their efforts, they are simply too dumb to make use of them.
* [[TheDitz The Ditzes]]: Whilst the Mooninites aren't the brightest of beings themselves, it says something that the Plutonians (especially Oglethorpe) easily fall for their pranks in "Spacecataz" and are hardly able to top them.
* EasilyThwartedAlienInvasion: In their first appearance, they have no real plan. In the second, they intend to "de-terraform" earth, but again lack a proper plan. In the third, they are literally only [[AliensStealCable stealing the Aqua Teens' cable.]]
* [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even Stupid Evil Has Standards]]: They may be idiots, but they cannot comprehend how weird and dumb Master Shake is.
* EyeScream: PlayedForLaughs when Oglethorpe tries to activate a retinal scan:
--> '''Oglethorpe:''' "Retinal scan, ON!" ''(the laser instead vaporizes his eyes, smoke coming out of their sockets)'' "AYE! DAMMIT! WRONG LASER, WRONG LASER! Why didn't you label them?"
* FeetOfClay: Oglethorpe is initially described as having invented the Insane-O-Flex in the movie, but this is later disproved.
* ForeignCussWord: Oglethorpe knows a German one.
* HarmlessVillain: They plan to conquer the world, but in Frylock's words, they're too incompetent to "take over a damn bowl of Jell-O."
* HyperCompetentSidekick: Emory is a lot smarter than Oglethorpe, and is much more in tune with reality than he is. Either due to a weak personality, or just not caring enough to say no, he still goes along with what Oglethorpe says.
* InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien: While their ship is sufficiently advanced, ''they'' (mainly Oglethorpe) are unbelievably stupid and clearly know nothing about how it works. It's even been shown that they don't even know how a simple reading lamp works.
* OnlySaneMan: Emory is a lot more grounded in reality than Oglethorpe.
* PoirotSpeak: For some reason, Oglethorpe has a German accent.
* PutOnABus: Only made a few cameos after TheMovie, but they're scheduled to reappear in the Season 10 finale.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: It has to be seen to be believed.
-->'''Oglethorpe:''' We have successfully traveled beyond both space and time through the Fargate...[[AliensStealCable to get free cable!]]\\
'''Emory:''' I think it's a star...gate?\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' It's the ''Fargate''. '''F'''. It's different from that movie which I have never seen, so how would I copy it?\\
'''Emory:''' Chill, man. It's all right, let's just turn it on.\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' I just want to make sure we are clear that it's the ''Fargate''. Goes ''far'', get it? And there is no way it came from that [[Film/{{Stargate}} movie]] or that [[Series/StargateSG1 syndicated series based on the movie.]]\\
'''Emory:''' sure was a good movie.\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' Yah, yes it was.
* ThemeNaming: Oglethorpe and Emory are colleges in {{Atlanta}}, Georgia (home of [[Creator/AdultSwim Williams Street Productions]]).
* TooDumbToLive: The ''only'' characters in the entire series that are dumber than the Mooninites. Well, Master Shake is actually right beside them in this case.
-->'''Oglethorpe''': ''[After "trapping" Shake in some circular floating laser rings, he brings down a disco ball, believing it to be a god.]'' Orbnoticus, we seek wisdom; to what evil plan do we put our new slave to use? ''[No reply]''\\
'''Emory''': ...Maybe he's sleeping.\\
'''Emory''': I'm just saying, maybe we should call the installer. He's the same one who installed the laser rings.\\
'''Oglethorpe''': ''[Looks over and sees Shake is no longer in the rings.]'' THE PRISONER! '''HE'S ESCAAAAAPED!!'''\\
'''Shake''': (Standing right next to the rings) Um... I'm right here. Hey, cool disco ball.\\
'''Oglethorpe''': No, this is Orbnoticus, our leader.\\
'''Shake''': Then why ain't he saying Jack crap? ''[[[FunnyBackgroundEvent In the background, we see the spaceship they're in suddenly begin hurdling down toward Earth.]]]''\\
'''Emory''': Yeah, man. How come?\\
'''Oglethorpe''': That is his wisdom. Obviously he's busy navigating us through the stars and-- ''[Suddenly notices they're about to crash.]'' OH MY GOODNESS!! ''[Spaceship crashes, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Emory and Oglethorpe, carrying the disco ball rush out of a hole in their ship and run away.]]]'' Go, go!\\
'''Emory''': I'm going!\\
'''Oglethorpe''': Do not look back, just go!

[[folder:The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future]]

[[ExactlyWhatItsaysOnTheTin Read his name again if you're having trouble with this one.]]

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* InvoluntaryShapeshifting
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot
* OnceUponATime: ''[[CatchPhrase THOOOUUSANDS OF YEARS AGO]]''...
* OurGhostsAreDifferent: He's not even intangible.
* OverlyLongName


Shake's son, or is he?

* ExitPursuedByABear:
-->'''Shake''': You mean there are two talking milkshake people?
-->''Ezekial is carried away by an engraged Chess Dragon''
-->'''Frylock''': Well, there ''were''.
* GeniusDitz: Despite his child-like mind, he still manages to thoroughly defeat Chess Dragon at a game of chess.
* ManChild: He has the appearance and behavioral patterns of a child, but according to Frylock he's older than Shake.
* MeaningfulName: Meatwad names him Jesus Ezekial Jesus, so he'll sound like he's from Literature/TheBible.
* [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Really Four Thousand Years Old]]: So he says. Then again, he has the mind of a child, and says a number of ridiculous things throughout the episode, so this may or may not be true.
* TooDumbToLive: "I'm going on an adventure!"

[[folder:Dr. Wong Burger and Associates]]
!!'''Dr. Wong Burger'''

A dick with a coat full of mouths.

* FreudianExcuse: In "Hands on a Hamburger".
-->'''Wong Burger''': "'My son isn't a Cheeseburger,' they cried! 'Your son IS A CHEESEBURGER!', I cried '''BACK'''!"
* LargeHam
* MadScientist
* MeaningfulName
* RunningGag: He always wants to return to his home planet, whether it's Dick Planet, Tooth Planet, or Burger Planet.
* YoureInsane: And by "Creature From Plaque Lagoon", he's fully aware of it.
--> '''Frylock''': You're a madman, Wong Burger!
--> '''Wong Burger''': Eyeah, I KNOW THAT!
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: In each of his appearances after "Dickesode", he's modified himself with a different body, changing from a "dick with balls of rage", to a tooth, and then a giant hamburger. He always keeps his face and glasses, though.

!!'''Wong Burger Employees'''

His [[AcceptableTargets stereotypically Asian]] [[SuperMarioBros Boo]]-like employees.

* ThoseTwoBadGuys

[[folder:MC Pee Pants]]

Whatever form he's in, he has a BatmanGambit to take over the world, but he really wants to be free from {{Satan}}. He still has a diaper, yellow eyes, and a shower cap, though.

* CosmicPlaything: In all of the ''SpaceGhostCoastToCoast'' [[TheVerse Universe,]] he's literally the only character to be affected by {{Continuity}}.
* InsaneTrollLogic: '''ALL''' of his plans.
-->'''MC Pee Pants''': We take these monsters, right? We start a haunted house! Yeah? Yeah, you feel me? And we invite everyone to the haunted house, and they come thinking it's gonna be all scary and shit, but in fact, the house is also ''for sale'' 'cause it's a condo, get it? Like in "Hilton Head." And people are gonna pay big-ass cash money to buy this, right? And then we take all that money and buy ''MORE'' psychedelic mushrooms, '''YOU FEEL ME?!'''
** That's supposed to be a plan to "defeat" the Aqua Teens. And "Defeat," in this case, is very ill-defined.
* InvoluntaryShapeshifting
* MeaningfulName
* MotorMouth: He talks like he's out of Speed Racer.


The Aqua Teens landlord. His presence makes there be {{Continuity}}.

* OurVampiresAreDifferent
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: Actually, four thousand and forty.
* VoluntaryShapeshifter
* WeaksauceWeakness: Garlic, of course, but in the form of champagne.

[[folder:Dr. Weird]]

A mad scientist who works out of an abandoned insane asylum in Jersey.

* AxCrazy: He's called Dr. Weird for a reason.
* [[spoiler:BarbieDollAnatomy]]: TheMovie explains one of the teaser jokes [[BrickJoke from an episode of season 1]] as this.
* BlatantLies: When he tells Steve that the second batch of corn shall be different.
-->'''Steve:''' Yeah, I dunno man. I mean, after [[BlackComedyRape last time...]]
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' This time...SHALL BE DIFFERENT! [[EvilLaugh MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA]]
-->'''Steve:''' Well all right, cause I am hungry again.
-->''(corn attacks Steve exactly the same way as last time)''
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' [[LampshadeHanging It's not different at all, is it Steve?]] AHAHAHAHAHAHA
* CatchPhrase: "Gentlemen, ''BEHOLD!!!''"
* ChekhovsSkill: In the movie: [[spoiler: "I AM A MASTER OF DISGUISE!!!"]]
* DisproportionateRetribution: Several times. He once spliced his roommate Randal's DNA with a fried pork chop for not paying his half of the utilities. Another time, he sent spiders through the phone line to attack a telemarketer. Then there was the time that he pulled his brain out of his head and started firing lasers at Steve because Steve didn't bring him lunch. There was also the time that he fired several exploding tacos from his mouth at the janitor for picking up his medallion.
* DoesNotLikeShoes: He tends to go barefoot for some reason.
* EvilLaugh: Often. It's a sure sign that something bad is about to happen to [[TheChewToy Steve]]. It also has shades of LaughingMad.
* ForScience: Subverted. Steve ''thinks'' this is why he had sex with a lawn mower. Turns out he did it because it was free, and the lawn mower was drunk.
* HighPressureBlood: He believes he has enough blood to launch himself from New Jersey to Arizona on decapitation.
-->Dr. Weird: '''[[CatchPhrase GENTLEMEN!!!]]''' Chop [[OffWithHisHead off my head]] with such velocity, and my blood will rocket through my neck, and propel my lifeless body, '''ALL THE WAY TO PHOENIX!!!'''
-->Steve: [[DullSurprise Wow]], what's in Pheonix?
--> Dr. Weird: [[YourMom Why, it's your mama Steve]], [[AnAxeToGrind GET THE AX!!!]]
* IAmYourFather: [[spoiler:Revealed to be the creator of the Hunger Force in TheMovie.]]
** [[spoiler: Turns out to be a zigzagging trope as Dr Weird then insists Fry is his father, then Walter Melon shows up and says he's all their fathers. By the time their mother, a seven layer burrito, shows up, nobody except Meatwad even cares and the movie goes straight to credits.]]
* {{Jerkass}}: When his antics aren't outright insane, they're usually intentionally harmful to Steve.
* JumpScare: PlayedForLaughs in one episode, where [[spoiler:he interrupts the shot of South Jersey Island by popping up in front of the island and shouting "BULLSH[[SoundEffectBleep (bleep)]]!"]]
* LargeHam
* MadScientist: Emphasis on ''mad''.
* MeaningfulName: Everything that he does is weird, though this could be explained by him living in what once was an insane asylum. His antics include teaching his ass to eat his hand, making love to (and impregnating) a lawn mower, sending spiders through the phone lines to telemarketers, tricking Steve into allowing corn to mate with him...twice, using a chain saw to cut off his flesh in order to lose weight, injecting himself with large amounts of barbecue sauce, cutting off his own head so that [[HighPressureBlood the blood spraying out of his neck]] will propel him all the way to Phoenix, asking Steve to agitate a snake coiled up inside his helmet, and much, MUCH more.
* NoIndoorVoice: He only has one volume: shouting at the top of his lungs.
* {{Robosexual}}: Has a child with a lawn mower.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain: He and Steve die on a semi-regular basis.


Dr. Weird's exasperated and much-abused assistant.

* BeleagueredAssistant
* TheChewToy
* OnlySaneMan
* ServileSnarker: When Dr. Weird isn't looking.
-->'''Steve:''' (immitating Dr. Weird) Gentlemen, fill me with Barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell!
* TooDumbToLive: Falls for Dr. Weird's blatant lies about the second batch of corn being different than the last time.