Awesome / The Catherine Tate Show

  • In the Comic Relief special, Lauren gets a new teacher who looks exactly like the Doctor for some reason. This plays out like you'd expect. When Lauren annoys him enough, the teacher finally calls her stupid and threatens to fail her for the semester. What follows is an epic rant from Lauren, using her Catchphrase ("Amest I bovvered, my liege?"), using Elizabethan insults, reciting Sonnet 130 from memory, and finally ending with her screaming, "BITE ME, ALIEN BOY!" Then he takes his Sonic Screwdriver and turns her into a Billie Piper doll then finishes off with a lame pun: