Awesome / Tales of Tel Anar

• In the thread A Monster in the Forest, Haakon uses his Large Ham tendencies to give an epic speech to the Wood Elves preventing the owner of the Eviscerated Virgin, a tavern in the Elvish Woods, from serving ale like he would prefer to. Haakon makes damn well sure that the Elves know they've caused a little too much harm for his liking. This speech comes complete with Manly Tears on Haakon's part.

• In the thread Hail to The King, Baby, Elizabeth and Astranza get into a fight so the former can prove her worth to the latter, and Astranza ends up wasting EVERY SINGLE ONE of her paralysis poison-tipped arrows except for one, which hits Liz in the knee and causes her to fall down to her now-useless knee. Much destruction to the King of Elon's palace occurs, tons of insults implying looseness fly back and forth, and Elizabeth STILL keeps going, despite being unable to move aside from rotating around, balancing on her paralyzed knee.