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* [[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario Shadoo]] [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomped]] his way into the final round of Season 7, becoming the second Round 3 winner. The ''first'' Round 3 winner, [[VideoGame/PaperMario64 Anti-Guy]], doesn't face good odds for [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=351 Round 4]]. So what does the Guy do? Become a {{Determinator}}, surviving massive attacks that wiped the floor with everyone else, and did I mention ''[[UpToEleven catching and returning a swarm of a million hammers perfectly?!]]''

* [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=288 Season 6 finale:]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 Larry]], the Sports Hall's ButtMonkey, vs [[VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine Shadow Mario]]/[[ItWasHisSled Bowser Jr.]]. [[spoiler:Larry wins.]]

* [[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario Shadoo]] [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomped]] his way into the final round of Season 7, becoming the second Round 3 winner. The ''first'' Round 3 winner, [[VideoGame/PaperMario64 Anti-Guy]], doesn't face good odds for [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=351 Round 4]]. So what does the Guy do? Become a CrazyAwesome {{Determinator}}, surviving massive attacks that wiped the floor with everyone else, and did I mention ''[[UpToEleven catching and returning a swarm of a million hammers perfectly?!]]''

-->'''Waluigi:''' ... [[DefensiveWhat What?]] [[EvilGloating You think Waluigi SAW this would happen and put questions about Waluigi near the top of the deck? You think Waluigi had no life and thought that the stupid Star would play the game that would inflate his own ego?]] [[CrazyAwesome Hah, well Waluigi would have to be the greatest in order to come up with a plan like that.]] [[OhWait OH WAIT!]]

** And let's not forget the rest of the match afterwards, where Waluigi and Count Bleck [[TennisBoss play tennis so fast]] [[IncendiaryExponent the ball turns into fire]], followed by Count Bleck [[EarthShatteringKaboom collapsing reality]]. [[spoiler:And Waluigi ''[[{{HSQ}} still wins]]''.]]

* [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=465 Season 9's finale]], where Waluigi shows his true abilities in a round of [[VideoGame/MarioParty M.P.I.Q.]]. Combines with CrowningMomentOfFunny.

* [[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor The Shadow Queen]], having been ignored due to [[YoshisIsland Kamek]] hijacking the [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=407 battle]], charges up enough power to [[ApocalypseHow destroy half the Sammer Kingdom dimension]]. ('''Pokey:''' "[[LudicrousPrecision Forty-seven point eight percent]].") It's Franchise/DonkeyKong, however, who wins that fight, since he [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 used a Crystal Coconut to become invincible just in time]].

* During Season 7's Round 1, [[VideoGame/PaperMario64 Jr. Troopa]] defeats [[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor Don Pinata]] by [[ColonyDrop dropping a huge meteor on him]]. In their rematch in the [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=349 Round 2 finale]], after Jr. Troopa has evolved into a full-on GaryStu parody, he tries the same tactic... only for the Don, previously revealed to be a former [[SuperMarioSunshine Chuckster]], to ''catch the meteor two inches from impact and throw it back at him for the win.''

* [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=465 Season 9's finale]], where Waluigi shows his true abilities in a round of [[MarioParty M.P.I.Q.]]. Combines with CrowningMomentOfFunny.

** In case it hasn't been established yet, Anti-Guy is pure {{badass}}. He's the only one to win the season title ''twice'' (season champions are disqualified from future seasons).

--> '''Dark Star:''' [[NoIndoorVoice HAHAHAHA. STRATEGY HAS FAILED AND YOU RELY ON A MIRACLE? YOUR PRIDE SHALL BE YOUR DOWNFALL!]]

* [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=288 Season 6 finale:]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 Larry]], the Sports Hall's ButtMonkey, vs [[SuperMarioSunshine Shadow Mario]]/[[ItWasHisSled Bowser Jr.]]. [[spoiler:Larry wins.]]

* During Season 7's Round 1, [[PaperMario Jr. Troopa]] defeats [[PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor Don Pinata]] by [[ColonyDrop dropping a huge meteor on him]]. In their rematch in the [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=349 Round 2 finale]], after Jr. Troopa has evolved into a full-on GaryStu parody, he tries the same tactic... only for the Don, previously revealed to be a former [[SuperMarioSunshine Chuckster]], to ''catch the meteor two inches from impact and throw it back at him for the win.''

* [[SuperPaperMario Shadoo]] [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomped]] his way into the final round of Season 7, becoming the second Round 3 winner. The ''first'' Round 3 winner, [[PaperMario Anti-Guy]], doesn't face good odds for [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=351 Round 4]]. So what does the Guy do? Become a CrazyAwesome {{Determinator}}, surviving massive attacks that wiped the floor with everyone else, and did I mention ''[[UpToEleven catching and returning a swarm of a million hammers perfectly?!]]''
* [[PaperMario Anti-Guy]]'s and [[SuperPaperMario Mr. L]]'s [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=371 grudge match]].

* [[PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor The Shadow Queen]], having been ignored due to [[YoshisIsland Kamek]] hijacking the [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=407 battle]], charges up enough power to [[ApocalypseHow destroy half the Sammer Kingdom dimension]]. ('''Pokey:''' "[[LudicrousPrecision Forty-seven point eight percent]].") It's Franchise/DonkeyKong, however, who wins that fight, since he [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 used a Crystal Coconut to become invincible just in time]].

* [[PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor The Shadow Queen]], having been ignored due to [[YoshisIsland Kamek]] hijacking the [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=407 battle]], charges up enough power to [[ApocalypseHow destroy half the Sammer Kingdom dimension]]. ('''Pokey:''' "[[LudicrousPrecision Forty-seven point eight percent]].") It's DonkeyKong, however, who wins that fight, since he [[DonkeyKong64 used a Crystal Coconut to become invincible just in time]].

-->'''[[spoiler:Larry]]:''' Send me a postcard from KINGDOM COME!

* [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=288 Season 6 finale:]] [[SuperMarioBros3 Larry]], the Sports Hall's ButtMonkey, vs [[SuperMarioSunshine Shadow Mario]]/[[ItWasHisSled Bowser Jr.]]. [[spoiler:Larry wins.]]

** In case it hasn't been established yet, Anti-Guy is pure {{badass}}. He's the only one to win the season title ''[[BeyondTheImpossible twice]]'' (season champions are disqualified from future seasons).

* [[PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor The Shadow Queen]], having been ignored due to [[YoshisIsland Kamek]] hijacking the [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=407 battle]], charges up enough power to [[ApocalypseHow destroy half the Sammer Kingdom dimension]]. It's DonkeyKong, however, who wins that fight, since he [[DonkeyKong64 used a Crystal Coconut to become invincible just in time]].
-->'''Pokey:''' Forty-seven point eight percent.

-->'''Waluigi:''' ... What? [[EvilGloating You think Waluigi SAW this would happen and put questions about Waluigi near the top of the deck? You think Waluigi had no life and thought that the stupid Star would play the game that would inflate his own ego?]] [[CrazyAwesome Hah, well Waluigi would have to be the greatest in order to come up with a plan like that.]] [[OhWait OH WAIT!]]

-->'''Waluigi:''' ... What? [[EvilGloating You think Waluigi SAW this would happen and put questions about Waluigi near the top of the deck? You think Waluigi had no life and thought that the stupid Star would play the game that would inflate his own ego? Hah, well Waluigi would have to be the greatest in order to come up with a plan like that.]] [[CrazyAwesome OH WAIT!]]

** And let's not forget the rest of the match afterwards, where Waluigi and Count Bleck [[TennisBoss play tennis so fast the ball]] [[IncendiaryExponent turns into fire]], followed by Count Bleck [[EarthShatteringKaboom collapsing reality]]. [[spoiler:And Waluigi ''[[{{HSQ}} still wins]]''.]]

* [[http://www.rshll.com/battle.php?bid=288 Season 4 finale:]] [[SuperMarioBros3 Larry]], the Sports Hall's ButtMonkey, vs [[SuperMarioSunshine Shadow Mario]]/[[ItWasHisSled Bowser Jr.]]. [[spoiler:Larry wins.]]

The Roy's Sports Hall section of the site is stuffed with these. A few instances (note: will most likely definitely spoil the fights themselves):