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For all the scenes that will blow your fucking mind, son!


  • This is officially the first podcast to have a Humongous Mecha fight, so, there's that.
  • Everything about Corin's description of the Halloween Party during "New Memories". His enthusiasm borders on infectious and makes you wish you were actually able to attend it. Just imagine a sexy, alcohol ridden, orgy fest of a horror celebration and there you have it.
    Corin: For those of you who are new shareholders, you are probably wondering what we, Kakos Industries, the industry experts in Evil, are going to do on a holiday that is so dedicated to mischief, horror, and mayhem already. The answer is simple. We take the day off. Everyone else has it covered, so what do we really have to gain from putting out any effort at all? I’m just kidding, our Halloween party is going to blow your fucking mind, son! It’s gonna bundle up all that scary, sexy, dark, and evil, wrap it in a cosmic mind-tortilla, and blast it off into goddamn space! Guess what, that obscure, cerebral costume you’ve been working on? Everyone’s going to get it. And they’re going to think it’s hot. That sexy off the shelf costume you picked up? It’s going to be even sexier. Everyone is sexier when they come to this party. It’s in the air, the water, and the candy. Chemicals that make you sexier. We got ‘em. Forget the costumes, even. You’ll be so goddamn sexy that people will be honored just to look at your shimmery-goddamn-glimmering naked self. And the alcohol is special alcohol that only makes things fun. It has no bad effects. No one gets sick, everyone just gets awesome. Drink all you want and just have more fun. That’s what it’s all about. Want some haunted house? Take a stroll through our building. We’re not actually going to decorate, but it’ll scare the shit out of you anyway. And the sex will be amazing. No one gets diseases or pregnancies at the Kakos Industries Halloween party. Are you already pregnant and afraid of how it will make your costume look or that you might not be able to enjoy all of the fun booze? We have machines that will take that thing out of you and keep it safe while you party your fucking ass off. Do you need to be pregnant for your costume to work? Borrow someone else’s fetus. We got that machine too! We can do it to dudes, too! You wanna be Zeus? We’ll put a baby in your fucking thigh! The music will be simple enough to entertain you blissful dumbshits out there, with enough intelligence sprinkled on top that no one is left out. Everyone gets their own Japanese woman dressed as a schoolgirl. That goes for men, women, people who opted not to check a box on our surveys, and even the Japanese women dressed as schoolgirls. We’ll figure out how to make that work. This party is going to be insane! Make sure your health insurance is in order because someone might just eat a piece of you and make you like it.
  • Corin's rather badass retort to Vlad of the DarkMegaUSSR planning to fire a missile at the company from their bass on Mars.
    Oh, yeah? Bring it on! History can’t forget Deeth. Deeth is eternal!
    • How Corin evades said explosion:
      That was a close one, shareholders. As a precaution against attacks like this, we disguised one of our competitors’ locations to look just like our building, and then we hid our building. I've also got some explosion sound effects handy.
    • Yup, he faked his own death, destroyed a small rival company, and now one of Kakos Industries' biggest threats now believes they've dealt with him and erased them from existence.
  • Corin interrupting Melantha's broadcast, giving her a wonderful dose of payback which he's clearly enjoying.
  • The entirety of the Shareholder's Brawl. A simple audience participation concept in which those who buy merchandise for the show are able to have their name put into a special episode that revolves around all of them slaughtering one another. And it's wonderful.
  • Towards the end of "Growth" the plants used to broadcast the announcement backfires and causes a tree to become sentient and break into the studio. This ends up endangering Soundman Steven and Corin is quick to jump to the rescue with a hatchet. He even does the list of numbers while killing it.
  • Soundman Steven tries to return the favor in "Pseudo-Dilation" by rushing to Corin's rescue and being the only one employee who attempts this. He fails but gets kudos for the attempt.
  • "Skirmish" is pretty much built on an awesome concept. Junior proclaims that to get Kakos Industries back that Corin should go to war with Belladonica. Though it doesn't end in his favor, Corin and his allies make a strong attempt to defend themselves through the first round, gathering up all the support they can from varying divisions. Even Dirk and Helena make a return and offer some robot assistance to the fight.
  • Meredith Gorgoro's Roaring Rampage of Revenge to reclaim Hell. In episode 85 we learn that while the rest of Kakos Industries was dealing with branch-wide memory loss, the Hell Labor Camp was ransacked by monsters, with Meredith as one of the few survivors. Her response, once treated, was to go back down and start a campaign of Horrifying The Horrors. Over the next dozen or so episodes, we get updates of Meredith fighting monsters, losing her arm to one, attaching another monster's arm in its place (much to Corin's envy), destroying a monster settlement, and killing its leaders one by one until they sign a treaty essentially making her the ruler of Hell itself.

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