History Awesome / FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged

*** Also, although it's very sad and melancholy, Episode 29 is basically ADayInTheLimelight for both Creator/JustinBriner and Creator/SarahWilliams, who carry 99% on their own. It's a testament to what great actors they are, because they essentially act without a net and pull off all the intended emotional beats perfectly.

* When Barret is busting Aerith and Red XIII out of the cell Hojo has put them in for his depraved experiments, what he says is as awesome as it is [[LargeHam hammy]].

'''Cloud''': [[{{Callback}} I'm Cloud. ]]''[[{{Callback}} Never ]]''[[{{Callback}} forget that.]]

* Episode 11 earns a meta-example for Team Four Star, who managed to do a better job of communicating Sephiroth's back story (with a little artistic license) and the emotional stakes of ''Final Fantasy VII'' than ''the game itself'' does.

** A case of OffscreenMomentOfAwesome via AdaptationDistillation, AVALANCHE is actually able to acquire both of the two remaining Huge Materia in the Junon sidequest, meaning they stopped the plane carrying it from escaping to Rocket Town. This forces Shinra to use Mako bomb instead.

* Episode 27 turns [[DesignatedGirlFight the slap fight]] into a CurbStompBattle, with Tifa giving Scarlet a MegatonPunch and sending her falling off the Sister Ray. But not before giving a great threat to Scarlet.

* In episode 16, Cloud, [[InnocentlyInsensitive completely well meaningly]], tells Barret to get over the Corel incident. [[RantInducingSlight And Barret uses his saved up rant to verbally tear Cloud a new asshole.]]

'''Cloud:''' [[WhatAnIdiot Because you'd rather spend]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint your energies belittling me?]]\\

*** This bears repeating. Cloud, at this point an unmodified and barely trained cadet, takes [[OneManArmy SEP]][[BigBad HIR]][[HumanoidAbomination OTH]], a man who was genetically modified from before birth with the cells of an EldritchAbomination, SOLDIER's number one operative, the man who [[CurbStompBattle single-handedly]] killed a dragon, lifts him off the ground using the sword CURRENTLY STICKING OUT OF HIS CHEST, and tosses him into the reactor below. Cloud's pecs ''alone'' must be the stuff of legend!

'''Cloud:''' *Yawn* Wark-a-doodle doo to you too bitch.

---->'''Cait Sith:''' ''(shocked)'' Unholy kitty litter!
'''Mog''': He looks ''SIIICK!!!''

-->'''Sephiroth:''' [[BigWhat What?!]] [[ThisCannotBe What did you DO?!]]\\

-->'''Tifa''': (while Cloud is stuck in Reno's Pyramid ability) Oh god...! Barret, get him out of that! I'll take out Prince Dyes-His-Hair.\\
'''Reno''': *laughs* Please, babe; the curtains match the carpet.\\
'''Tifa''': Oh, you dye your dick too.\\
'''Reno''': Aha, no. I actually shave, sugartits.\\
'''Tifa''': Ahhhh, that makes one of us.\\
'''Reno''': Oh, what's the matter? 'Fraid of hurting your vagina?\\
'''Tifa''': Naw. *Limit Break activates* [[SuddenlyShouting BUT I'LL HURT YOURS!]] *uses Beat Rush and [[GroinAttack punches Reno square in the dick]], making him gasp in pain [[FunnyXRay as his x-ray shows her breaking his pelvis]]*\\
'''Reno''': [[BreakTheHaughty *now crying*]] You destroyed half of my enormous dick...\\
'''Tifa''': *snickers* Yeah, okay.

(''[[{{Beat}} Everyone stands in stunned silence.]]'')\\

-->'''Rufus:''' Cid, old boy. How's the unemployment line?\\

---> "Well Scarlet, looks like your new 'Global Government' is really starting off with... ''A Bang!''"

---> '''Hojo:''' '''''Don't you see? It's what I've always wanted: I've become...[[CallBack MY FFFFFFFFETIIIISH!!!]]'''''
---> '''Vincent:''' No. [[PreMortemOneLiner You’ve become]] '''[[PreMortemOneLiner your demise]]'''. ''(transforms into Chaos)''

--->'''Cait Sith (shocked)''': Unholy kitty litter!
--->'''Mog''': He looks ''SIIICK!!!''

-->'''Barret''': Did you just launch that bitch into space?\\
'''Cloud''': F*cking right I did!

-->'''Tifa''': [[AndThisIsFor This is for my dad! This is for my town!]] [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl AND THIS IS FOR MY BAR!!!]]
--> ''(Tifa knocks Bizarro Sephiroth on his ass with a MegatonPunch)''
-->'''Yuffie''': Holy Stromboli! How'd you lift that bitch up??
-->'''Tifa''': ''RAAAAAGE!!!''

-->'''Red XIII''': Tick tock goes the clock!
-->'''Barret''': Who’s bringing justice, sucka?
-->'''Cid''': Y’all know what time it is!
-->'''Red & Barret''': [[BattleCry AVALANCHE TIME!]]
-->'''Cid''': '''MOTHERF*CKERRRRR!'''
** The party’s response to Sephiroth’s HumansAreBastards spiel:
-->'''Sephiroth''': Why do you continue to fight? The cruelty of humans needs to be extinguished.
-->'''Cloud''': [[VillainHasAPoint You’re right. Humans are cruel.]] [[HumansAreSpecial But humans are capable of more than that. They’re capable of compassion.]]
-->'''Tifa''': Change.
-->'''Barret''': Protecting.
-->'''Yuffie''': Learning.
-->'''Red XIII''': Teaching.
-->'''Cait Sith''': Helping.
-->'''Vincent''': Forgiving.
-->'''Cid''': Dreaming.
-->'''Cloud''': Humans are capable...of good!

-->'''Sephiroth:''' [[BigWhat What?!]] [[ThisCannotBe What did you DO?!]]
-->'''Cloud:''' [[ScrewDestiny ...Defy destiny]]. ''(Casts Ultima)''

-->'''Sephiroth:''' Who the hell... do you think you are?\\

--> '''Red, 500 years older:''' "This is the tale of... '''AVALANCHE TIIIIIME!!!!!!'''"
--> '''Barret-like voice coming from the Midgar ruins:''' "MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA!!"

--> '''Cloud:''' Oh no, no. You son of a bitch!\\

-->'''Cloud:''' So your boys are gonna be here in five minutes?\\