* In ''Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse'', Ted gets so plastered in the process of celebrating the aforementioned kick-up-the-arse, that he screams "FECK OFF!" at [[TheDreaded Father Jack.]] [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu He promptly legs it from the room.]]
** Plus, Brennan's furious return to the island after realizing that Ted really did kick him up the arse -- [[https://camo.derpicdn.net/d477c6ad725cebb084bfe760c340b434cf58d799?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.makeagif.com%2Fmedia%2F9-08-2015%2Ftw4ZtV.gif his cloak billowing terrifyingly behind him as he charges toward the Parochial House.]]
-->'''Brennan''': HE ''DID'' KICK ME UP THE ARSE! (...) '''''[[UnstoppableRage CCCCRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!]]'''''
* Pretty much the entirety of [[Series/OneFootInTheGrave Richard Wilson's]] cameo in ''The Mainland'', but especially the very end of the episode.
* The Irish Government gets one in ''A Song For Europe'' for sending Ted and Dougal to compete in Eurovision -- secretly with the intention of losing so that they don't have to pay for the event next year. For once, the SpringtimeForHitler plan ''worked.''
* [[{{Jerkass}} Bishop Brennan]] making the mistake of [[BullyingADragon trying to wake Jack from his nap]] in ''The Passion of Saint Tibulus''. It earns him a loud "FECK OFF!" and a well-deserved punch in the face from an enraged Jack.
** Another one for Jack in the same episode, when he stops himself, Ted and Dougal from being [[ReassignedToAntarctica banished to dangerous parishes in the far corners of the world]] by stealing a home video of [[KavorkaMan Brennan on holiday with his secret lover and child in America]] for them to use as a bargaining chip -- [[AccidentalHero whilst in the process of looting whiskey from his bag.]]
* Ted talking a suicidal priest down from a high ledge in ''Going to America''.
* Ted teaching Jack to say "[[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness That would be an ecumenical matter!]]" [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome offscreen]] in ''Tentacles of Doom'', given how Jack's entire vocabulary is generally only four single-syllabled words.
* Ted climbing out under a passenger airliner ''in-flight'' to repair a leaking fuel line with [[ItMakesSenseInContext a talking tape dispenser]] in ''Flight Into Terror'' -- saving the lives of everyone aboard. Made even better by both [[NervesOfSteel his nonchalant attitude before and during it]], and it devolving into a [[Funny/FatherTed funny moment]] when he remembers his fear of flying and [[OhCrap and realises where he is]] as soon as he's finished.
-->'''Ted''': '''[[DelayedReaction AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!]] WHAT AM I DOING ON ''THE FECKING WHEELS?!'''''