- A freshly spawned player ran into some extremely heavily armed bandits in one of the more common costal towns. Despite telling them that she's friendly, they decide to torment her by punching her, since she can't really do anything. She then proceeds to beat the crap out of both of them, knock them unconscious, steal their weapons and gear, and shoot them.
Pleading Bandit: "No no no no no, please"Victorious Player: "NO! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!"