Awesome: Bad Education
- Stephen has one in #3 after Grayson throws a plate of macaroni cheese, which Stephen is allergic to, in his face. After screaming a bit, Stephen responds by doing a pretty badass pose then lands a kick at Grayson's face, knocking him out cold.
Stephen: Consider yourself blitzed.
- Alfie and Fraser's solutions to the strike in the first episode of Series 3. Alfie decides to take voluntary redundancy so that the strike can end and the children can get back to preparing for their exams, and Fraser (who caused the strike by bankrupting the school by investing its money in his Dolce & Gabanter clothing range) sells his flat and gives the money to the school, saving Alfie's job. He then says that he wouldn't want to be at Abbey Grove without Alfie.