Awesome / Awful Hospital

What tends to happen when you threaten Fern's baby.

As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked. You Have Been Warned.

• Fern's Establishing Character Moment, demonstrating to Dr. Phage just how important her son is to her. It sends the doctor scuttling out of the room to fetch his muscle.
• Fern taking down Mother Pissrock.
• Fern fighting off Double Doors' mental influence with the Voices' help, and beating it gloriously with a yellow sticky pad.
• Celia and Fern successfully deploying teamwork and ingenuity to make a giant, predatory moldsucker into a bridge.
• Celia's 'burgling' the Baby Heads Worm:
  Gripped by a sudden, unnatural vigor for thievery, Celia burgles the Baby Heads Worm beyond all reasonable definitions of the concept. This is no plebeian street mugging. This is a poetic masterpiece of involuntary asset transference. Across the boundaries of time and space, every illicit redistributor of unprotected goods sheds a single, tiny tear. They do not know why.
• Fern adapting to the combat system within the Inert Vessel, until she's killing worms like a pro.
• After Dr. Phage revealed himself as a Not-So-Harmless Villain, then directly addressed the Commentators, claiming they were 'only poisoning [Fern,]' the Commentators had a lot of impressive responses.
  • Both the Shut Up, Hannibal! variety…
  ^note Commentator: Look. You're an excellent doctor. Much more efficient than all of us combined. We give you that. But this isn't a matter of "healing", so to speak. It's a matter of taking whatever is affecting that kid and CRUSH it. I mean, look at humans. They've done a lot of - pardon my French - shit during their short stay on that ball of dirt. They've spent a LOT of time designing new ways to kill whatever problem they had - often each other - and in ways so creative and hateful, other zones are too scared to even peek into them. They think dolphins are cute, for Man's sake. And at the same time, they have art. They have philosophy. They have the will to survive literally everything that the planet has thrown at them - including themselves. Now, look at HER. She has been in this place for a mere fraction, and has already put up more of a fight than a thousands grey-zoners. She has murdered at least two high-profile entities, and has went on her way to befriend others And she did all of that on her own. With a little... nudging from our part. Our point? If you need something healed, you can ask the medical greatness that is yourself. But if you need something so completely done unexistialization would be a mercy, you ask HER. And since WE are the ones that can nudge her in the right direction, we suggest you to shut the fuck UP.
  • And Badass Boasts.
  ^note  Commentator: Directing Miss Green's actions when we finally help her catch up to you will be OH-so-much more fun, now that you've treated us to a good look at your true colors. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that revealing this side of yourself was your fatal mistake, you spindle-legged garden gnome. You just wait, doctor. Wait around in your 'perfect' hospital, instead of running for for the farthest-flung para-zone like you ought to be. Snarf down some yogurt and file some paperwork and wallow in your own undeserved self-satisfaction. We're coming for you, you murderous quack. It's a question of 'when' not 'if.' God help you.
  • As well as flat and simple No Sells.
  ^note I appreciate how hard you're trying to scare us but that doesn't change the fact that we fooled you with a plastic army man.
• The magical creation of Diptworth.
• Diptworth's astounding moment of heroism: rafting down a waterfall in order to get a hungry set of worms to consume him.
• You'd probably never have suspected this of him, but it turns out Rube Goldberg hates the guts of two particularly pernicious worms.◊ Go figure.
• Maggie, Staph, and Celia leaping into action when Fern is attacked by the anomaly.
• Pose as a team,◊ because shit just got real.
• Staph, Maggie, and Celia's Steven Universe esque fusion
• It's good of Fern that's she so supportive and empowering towards her friends.
• When Fern was fighting the Jayslob, the odds looks bleak when he cut her HP to one. But not only did she pull through, it was her Kidney Stone kid that ended the monster's life in its debut battle.
• Doctor Man is healthier than expected.
  • Even though for the sake of the narrative it had to end in a Heads I Win, Tails You Lose scenario, Dr. Man did admit that Fern won their battle, and only incapacitated her to warn her of her increasingly rash actions. Bogleech even admits that he was not expecting the commentators to actually be able to win such a battle and planned it to be a Hopeless Boss Fight.