History Awesome / AwfulHospital

* Fern's EstablishingCharacterMoment, demonstrating to Dr. Phage [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/004 just how important her son is to her.]] It sends the doctor scuttling out of the room to fetch his muscle.

--> [[note]]'''Commentator:''' Look. You're an excellent doctor. Much more efficient than all of us combined. We give you that. But this isn't a matter of "healing", so to speak. It's a matter of taking whatever is affecting that kid and '''''CRUSH it.''''' I mean, look at humans. They've done a lot of - pardon my French - ''shit'' during their short stay on that ball of dirt. They've spent a LOT of time designing new ways to kill whatever problem they had - often each other - and in ways so creative and hateful, other zones are too scared to even ''peek'' into them. They think ''dolphins'' are cute, for Man's sake. And at the same time, they have art. They have philosophy. They have the will to survive literally ''everything'' that the planet has thrown at them - including themselves. Now, look at HER. She has been in this place for a mere fraction, and has already put up more of a fight than a thousands grey-zoners. She has '''murdered''' at least two high-profile entities, and has went on her way to befriend others And she did all of that on her own. With a little... ''nudging'' from our part. Our point? If you need something healed, you can ask the medical greatness that is yourself. But if you need something so completely ''done'' unexistialization would be a ''mercy'', you ask HER. And since WE are the ones that can nudge her in the right direction, we suggest you to '''''shut the fuck UP.'''''[[/note]]

--> [[note]]'''Commentator:''' Look. You're an excellent doctor. Much more efficient than all of us combined. We give you that. But this isn't a matter of "healing", so to speak. It's a matter of taking whatever is affecting that kid and CRUSH it. I mean, look at humans. They've done a lot of - pardon my French - shit during their short stay on that ball of dirt. They've spent a LOT of time designing new ways to kill whatever problem they had - often each other - and in ways so creative and hateful, other zones are too scared to even peek into them. They think ''dolphins'' are cute, for Man's sake. And at the same time, they have art. They have philosophy. They have the will to survive literally everything that the planet has thrown at them - including themselves. Now, look at HER. She has been in this place for a mere fraction, and has already put up more of a fight than a thousands grey-zoners. She has murdered at least two high-profile entities, and has went on her way to befriend others And she did all of that on her own. With a little... nudging from our part. Our point? If you need something healed, you can ask the medical greatness that is yourself. But if you need something so completely done unexistialization would be a mercy, you ask HER. And since WE are the ones that can nudge her in the right direction, we suggest you to '''''shut the fuck UP.'''''[[/note]]