Angrish / Real Life

  • Think of any time you stubbed your toe, Chances are you screamed angry gibberish when you did.
  • This trope is the inspiration for "wharrgarbl," used as a shorthand in some circles to denote nonsensical political ranting, and often associated with an image of a dog drinking from a high pressure hose.
  • When a person is especially angry online, they may try to convey their anger through text by mashing their keyboards to create a string of complete gibberish. For instance: S:DLGIhdsf;glkihdrsglko;"RbgDSR":HDShgs
  • Chilean Spanish is often mocked online for the way their speakers degenerate into Angrish. "LA WEA FOME WEON CULIAO SACOWEA VALIS CALLAMPA AWEONAO CHUPAI PICO PO KISAWEA WEON LKSADKLASDKJSAKJSAKJSAKJSASAKJSAJDAFNHKJDSAKK"note . Doesn't help that spoken Chilean also sounds like this, even if the speaker ain't actually angry.
  • Gary Coleman: You idiots! You boneheaded.....IDIOTS!
  • In his first autobiography Moab is my Washpot, Stephen Fry recounts a time when he was so angry at seeing some youths throw stones at ducks in a park that he threw some stones back at them while yelling "'You shit-spike-wank-turdy-bastardheads! How do you fucking like it, you tossing tossers!", and similar "meaningless obscenities".
  • Rachel Maddow combined this trope with her generally Adorkable nature in her reaction to Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal's response to President Barack Obama's first State Of the Union address:
    "Um. Ehh...ummm. Uh buh buh buh... [...] I know I'm paid to talk for a living. I am incapable of doing what I'm paid to do right now. I'm absolutely stunned."
  • Author Eleanor Farjeon says she often heard this exchange between her two little brothers:
    Joe: Oh, you —- Oh, you little —
    Bertie: (insolently) Little what?
    Joe: You little — you little Bertie!!!
  • The Angry Grandpa, all the time.
  • Dennis Green's bewildering "They are who we thought they were!" post game rant.
  • Go on the internet and tell me that you didn't encounter someone making an angry comment that's too ridiculous to read or write.