- Written ByPOV: Third PersonDeaths: Queen Elizabeth (1)
After Lola's demise, the crows fly out of the tower
, which frightens the people of England. Team England, however, rejoices, knowing that England will soon be free of a tyrant who forces satanic religion on her people and makes them pay too much for a royal wedding.
Draco declares that he's been waiting for this for his entire life, and asks people to join him in wiping out the entire royal family, "men women children and all." Canonically, Draco, despite being a Jerkass, isn't truly evil enough to be a good Death Eater, which is a large part of why the series ended the way it did, so not only is his status as a "hero" questionable, but so is his complicity in this atrocity.
A mob assembles outside Buckingham Palace, with "Pitch-fucks" and fire. Some "false breasts" come out to reason with the fundamentalists who kill anyone who disagree with them, and end up dead as a result. The narration reminds us that they deserve their fate, since they're terrorists who want to kill President Romney- since they had McCain take the presidency in Obama's place, shouldn't he be up for re-election?
The mob calls for the royal family's death, and they end up coming out, resulting in one boy biting the ear off the queen(a la Mike Tyson) and the rest of the mob stabbing her to death many times (a la Marcus Brutus and the rest of Julius Caesar's assassins). Surprisingly enough, the rest of the royal family escapes to France, which Team England (soon to be France) decides to deal with next.
The mob burns the queen's body and smugly notes that she got what she deserved. They're pleased with themselves, even if Prince William (who is noted to be different from William in Attack of the Sphinx) had previously left for Scotland, as Draco's confident that they can kill the liberals there easily.
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