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Valiona2015-05-25 23:34:47

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TEG 2 Chapter 15: The Prayer Warriors Make It Look Easy Again

Written By: Thomas
POV: Unknown First Person

Note: There will be an announcement at the end of this chapter.'''

Thomas returns, declaring that he will show people what their punishments will be for defying God's laws, focusing on suicide, of all things (forgetting that he threatened to end his own life if he didn't get any positive reviews). Jesus, in an unusually demanding tone, wants his flock of sheep to worship him, for he is God.

The chapter returns to the war in Boston, and the title declares that they win on that front.

The characters agree that if the demons are not defeated, Boston will be enslaved by satanic filth, and the first person narrator (whose identity is a mystery; I can only assume he's one of the others fighting in Boston who isn't specifically named in this chapter, thereby narrowing it down to Dexter, Kelvin or Draco) says that those who don't agree with this person will burn in Hell.

They pray to Jesus and God, resulting in the Holy Spirit entering them, and meteorites falling on the mansion, killing everyone inside. The Prayer Warriors then head inside and kill the survivors. They find the demon in charge, and Jason kills him by praying.

To quote IHeartThomasBrown, "This is the grand conclusion to the Boston arc?"

Thalia and Jason get into a relationship, in spite of the fact that they're biological siblings, with both Zeus and Beryl Grace in common as their parents, and with Percy(who's supposedly been missing since midway through Threat of Satanic Commonism) and Jesus' approval.

Jason says that atheists dating each other is bad (it seems a bit odd for them to be bothered by people whom they want to kill falling in love with each other), but atheists dating Christians is worst, and same-sex relationships are worst of all.

"Edward Black" (apparently, Thomas couldn't decide between having Edward and Jacob as the name of the werewolf Thalia's group encountered on the road). He reveals that Jerry, Piper, Grover and Clarisse went to look for the traitor, but the others were kidnapped and taken to California.

Ebony and Jason agree, wanting to show the enemy what happens when they oppose the Prayer Warriors, and make it across the country in a week in their horribly outdated vehicles (although it is possible; according to Google Maps, it takes just under two days of driving to reach San Francisco from Boston). They arrive at a place called Camp Half-Roman, which, despite its name, doesn't have any Romans there.

Unfortunately, IHeartThomasBrown's MST of this series concludes here, so I have none of the original fic to base my work on; apparently, most of the other MSTs I saw of this series didn't make it past Battle With The Witches. In any case, without the text of the original Prayer Warriors fics, I will not be able to continue this liveblog.

If you're interested in seeing more of this liveblog; please let me know where I can find the original copies of the last five chapters of The Evil Gods Part 2, as well as what was published of The Titans Strike Back and Attack of the Sphinx.

In the mean time, I'll take a break, and then move on to the Prayer Ponies.

Next Installment: Charity Sue comes to convert Equestria to Christianity, but runs afoul of Princess Celestia.

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