Several things happened when we last left off Pip and his "friends". We had another unnecessary Happy Flashback, some Road Apples, some facepalming, and a water hole rescue mission. Geez, this movie should have never been made in the first place.
Part Four out of Ten.
The panther thanks Pip for rescuing her daughter, who continues to speak in stock sound effects of a human baby's voice. After some more bad jokes, Pip meets the other jungle animals, including Marty (no, not that Marty) the dingo with an Australian Accent who is supposed to be The Obi-Wan, Flash, the Lazy Bum of a sloth, and Lou the crane. Pip also continues to miss his owner, Nathan while some corny MIDI music plays in the background. The hyenas try to get Pip to understand that in Soviet Russia, I mean Africa, he is the master. The plot is explained for several minutes, and I am already getting tired of these unlikeable characters.
Pip tries to get home, only to find that he can not escape this place.
One abrupt break later, Pip sits to the side in frustration, so the other animals encourage him to play Gourdo. The first game is the hyenas, Pip, and Lou vs. the panthers, Marty, and Flash. How about one and a half minutes of Filler to conclude this installment? Team Panther wins.
Can we get more filler? Find out next time!
Time wasted in this part: About two minutes.
Percent of wasted time in this part: 20%. What is with this trend that I get the amount during every even numbered installment!
Time wasted total: About nineteen minutes and fifteen seconds of the film.
Percent of wasted time total: Around 45%, which finally makes the Filler total go for a bit less for half of the film. However, we are not even halfway through this trash.
