CRISIS: Equestria, the livebloggening

Chapter 9

I understand that this chapter contains lots of evil clones and none of the main six. This sounds like a good thing to me because the good guys are assholes.

I cheer for the whalers when I watch Whale Wars.

We start out with Slivertongue, angry because he's not beautiful any more. Suck it up man! You still had a better run than most of us. Okay, so he is still beautiful, he's just missing an eye. And now the socket is filled with an unidentified black stuff.

It's always a good sign when your empty eye socket is filled with unidentified black stuff.

Especially when the unidentified black stuff is wired into your nervous system so that you can still see through it.

Oh, it seems Evil Twi has something to do with this. Same aura, and it reacts in her presence.

Just to warn you Silvertongue, unexplained but obviously evil magic phenomena like this tends to come with some pretty hefty side effects. It's like cancer. Magic, soul-consuming cancer. That gives you superpowers. You have supercancer.

Good luck trying to control it. I estimate you have a • chance of short-term benefit, and 0 chance in the long term.

And now Commander Jetstream is there to personally tell Silvertongue how he didn't stop the main six from leaving the city. Considering Silvertongue's wildly varying reaction to failures such as this, I estimate p chance that Jetstream will survive the initial encounter, @ chance that he will regret it in the short term, and ™ chance he will regret it in the long term.

Wait, according to Silvertongue all nine of them were using false passports? That's not how I remember it.

Ooh, Silvertongue isn't happy that Jetstream wasn't subtle in his actions. You hypocrite Silvertongue, you employed Shadowstep and never curbed his enthusiasm until it was way too late.

So far, Jetstream is doing a bang-up job of calmly and clearly explaining why he made the choices he did, and Silvertongue hasn't tortured him yet, so it must be doing some good. Let's see if that continues.

Silvertongue's eyebrow twitched, “The blasted Chronomancer again. I really am beginning to tire of her. A pity Shadowstep did not... no matter. At any rate, these two ponies managed to disable the Gate's anti-magic field, and then rip the Gate open by force. Now that I find fascinating. How did they manage that? Each Gate section weighs several hundred tons.”

“It was all three unicorns, sir,” Jetstream added, “They combined their magic somehow. I... I didn't know unicorns could do that, or I would’ve focused my attention on them sooner.”

“It is a rather advanced spell, yes, but certainly not out of the limits of a unicorn with the drive and talent to learn, which I’m sad to say is a dismally precious few. That is rather interesting to learn, however. I shall keep it in mind for future reference. If they already know how to do it, then perhaps... ahem.”

He he, Silvertongue doesn't like hearing that Tick Tock is one of the ones who hacked the gate. She's proving to be a real thorn in his side. But now he's got the idea of seeing if the evil clones can create a magic gestalt too. I predict gestalt shenanigans in the future. Of the magic kind.

“I assigned you a very simple task, Jetstream. At least, I thought it was simple, but it is slowly becoming clear to me that anything involving those particular ponies is far from being simple. So here we are, you on your knees asking for a chance to excuse yourself from responsibility, because you have failed. Spectacularly failed, my boy.”

Things are looking down for Jetstream. But keep your chin up Jetstream, he has a history of letting ponies out of these situations not only alive, but unpunished. You may still have a chance.

“Jetstream... ah, Jetstream, Jetstream, Jetstream. How long have you been directly in my employ? Twelve... no, thirteen years? In that time, you have never once failed me, never once disappointed me. Until today. Now, Shadowstep, you remember him don't you?” Jetstream nodded warily, “I gave him a second chance. He had only been in my employ for six years. He squandered it, to be sure, but he got one all the same. Do you know why? He earned it; despite his failure, he did still manage to come through on a great deal of things that made up for some slight complications. You, my boy, have not earned that privilege.”

Never mind. You're screwed. I guess that's what you get for not having some purely luck-driven benefits to your failure.

Also, Silvertongue, you really need to leave these sorts of decisions to your HR department. Because you totally suck at employee management. Seriously, you're far to erratic. None of your employees know what you want from them beyond the surface tasks. You don't reprimand employees with a history of spectacular failure one day, and the next you decide to kill one with a spotless record simply because 1. He didn't stand out from the crowd during his previous work years, and 2. His failure had the bad fortune of being detrimental to your plans. At this rate, you're going to loose all the valuable people who don't seem to do anything, but in actuality keep the system running. You're going to be left with only generals and no privates in your army.

I dub Silvertongue the Pointy haired boss.

Oh wait, he's saving Jetstream for something else instead of killing him. That's sort of the smart thing to do. Points for showing restraint, but I still call shenanigans on his management style.

Jetstream was more perplexed than anything. Silvertongue had decided to give him an opportunity to redeem himself, to earn the second chance he desired, but that was not what really bothered him. No, it was the conditions of his second chance that were strange. A "weapons test", Silvertongue had called it.

Calling it now, this is the return of Shadowstep. And if that's true, I take back the points for not killing Jetstream.

Oh wait, Blatsauger is here. I guess that means it's a test of the evil clones instead. Either way, I expect this to be spectacularly bloody. And I don't think Shadowstep is gone forever.

He'd been corralled in this little testing arena with over three dozen A.M.P. Troopers to command, and told his "opponents", for lack of a better term, would be set loose against him one at a time.

Definitely the evil clones. Also, why the hell are you not pissing yourself Jetstream?

One? Against some forty Troopers? Blutsauger, and likely Silvertongue as well, must've been awfully confident in his new toys. He'd even gone as far as boasting that, should Jetstream run out of Troopers to use, he'd be given more. Jetstream was not at all concerned. Blutsauger had always been a pompous ass and a supreme brown-noser. He'd put him in his place and earn his redemption. He wouldn’t even need to use his full force here.

Because your an idiot. You know what? Go ahead and die. I'm through vouching for you.

And now we get to see the first of the evil clones. (There's got to be a better name for these girls. What do the rest of you call them?) Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? I'm gonna guess...Applejack. Because Doctor Horrible likes to do things in alphabetical order.

Oh, I was wrong! It looks to be Rainbow Dash. Naked, evil Rainbow Dash. This is gonna be good.

Also, Jetstream; this isn't just Genre Blind. You're downright fucking stupid for not taking this more seriously.

He decided to make the first move instead. Putting his hoof to his temple, he clicked a few buttons on the command visor he'd been provided. It was another thing that piqued his interest, since command visors were typically only utilized in high-risk skirmishes to keep the CO out of harm's way. Typically, the CO would need to remain in relative proximity to his troops, as orders were delivered orally. Did they really think this single mare, or any of the other "weapons" warranted that kind of threat?

Oh. My. God. He's the perfect cannon fodder.

She flicked her wings. Without warning, the three mechanical ponies suddenly slowed to a crawl, as if struggling against their own weight.

Okay, now things are getting cool. So Evil Rainbow Dash, instead of being really fast, makes everyone else really slow?

The forefront soldier took another slow step forward. Its leg snapped apart and it crumbled in a heap, breaking to pierces as it hit the floor. It was if the thing's legs suddenly couldn't support its weight. The others followed suit and stumbled and shattered all the same.

Okay, never mind! Area of effect slow spell combined with, what, disintigration? Corrosion? Some sort of damage over time effect apparently. That's an incredibly lethal and game-breaking ability. How the hell are the main six supposed to fight against this? And this is her not even trying!

Wait, he's having more assault her and she's flying out of reach. Maybe it's not area of effect then, but targeted. Makes it a little less game breaking, but still... Or else she's trying out all her moveset in order so she can get a feel for all of them.

This battle calls for some ranged weapons.

Predictably, she took to the air, almost purposefully slow. And predictably, she flew to a great height, far out of the reach of any earth pony. Jetstream gave a cocky smirk to nopony but himself, typical pegasus tactics, they were so predictable.

I...I'm speechless. I have nothing whatsoever to say that would convey the sheer amount of dismay I'm feeling. How the hell did Jetstream survive childhood with this amount of unwarranted self confidence? Did he completely forget everything that happened in the last scene?

Okay...now that I've got that out of the way, let's move on. Oh look, ranged weapons.

And fired. Not a single one reached the target; as they fired, the mare flicked her wings again, and the projectiles sharply curved back towards the ground and fell harmlessly, as if they hadn’t been fired with enough force to even reach that high.

Okay, what the hell is going on here? More time magic? Doesn't look like it, but her flap of the wings wasn't accompanies by a large gust of wind either, so it doesn't look like it was physical either.

And ERD attacks. Time to see what our beloved girl can do. >:D

Sonic Rainboom! Sort of. She was subsonic and there wasn't a rainbow mushroom cloud, but it still did a number on his soldiers.

ure, it wasn't hard to guess that she hadn't been injured by the fall due to those shoes she was wearing. They must've been magically enchanted, nothing special.

Why do I get the feeling that those boots are a Power Limiter?

Aww, why'd you make her stop Silvertongue?

Jetsteam is starting to realize he's not putting on a good show and resolves to do better against the next pony. He's gonna die in the last round of this fight.

Fluttershy! Are you mean? Are you mean? Are you mean?

I really hope Ganon keeps mentioning their colorings, because there's no way in hell I'm going to remember that they're different from the mane six unless he keeps driving it in.

Wait, this is Rainbow Dash? But the other one had her cutie mark!

And yet despite all her un-mare-like qualities, her eyes again seemed so familiar, and so feminine and kind, very much unlike how the rest of her appeared to be.

Okay, this makes me think Fluttershy again. I'm confused and upset. Also, you're fucked Jetstream.

The kindness in her eyes is going to be significant down the road isn't it?

Red says she doesn't want the other one's (Fluttershy I guess?) loserness rubbing off on her. Gotta be Dash then. Maybe. Still confused and upset.

The other one had a cutie mark that indicated Dash, and her powers, while a little odd, made a lot more sense for Dash than for Fluttershy. Whatever. If you're not going to make it obvious who's who, then you should at least give me some names to identify them by Ganon FLCL!

New Probably Dash charges! She's not very effective! The robots are holding their own against her and I'm getting suspicious.

Hey Jetstream, you familiar with the name [1]? Because that's the level of trouble you're calling down on yourself with your overconfidence.

Fireball!

Surprising and definitely not normal for a pegasus, but so far New Probably Dash isn't game-breakingly overpowered like Old Probably Dash Possibly Fluttershy.

Ooh, they've almost hit her with their ranged attacks. Shit's coming down.

Bigger fireball. Impressive, but kind of a one-track mind there.

And Slivertongue ends this battle. Like I said, impressive, but not the "How on earth is a mortal pony supposed to fight this creature?" level of freaky powers the other one had. She could still be theoretically taken out by a non-magical pony.

New Probably Dash has quite the mouth on her, doesn't she?

We have a unicorn next. I'm guessing Rarity, because Silvertongue will probably want to save Twi for last.

Black, filthy, yup, this is opposite Rarity. I forget, was evil Twilight still purple? I'm pretty sure her color has already been established. Also, her cutie mark, a trio of coals, is reminiscent of Rarity's.

Is evil Rarity a goth? Because that would be awesome.

The unicorn huffed, “Well that's, like, totally uncool. I'm so gonna get you back for that.”

The pegasus laughed, “Heh heh, right, whatever los-”

The unicorn reached out a hoof and jabbed it into the red mare's midsection. She yelped in what sounded like severe pain, and jumped away as if she'd been touched by something wholly unpleasant. The unicorn was left in a brief red glow, but it slowly dissipated.

“Don't you ever touch me!” the red one snarled, “You touch me again, you're a dead mare, you got that? Hey! I’m bucking talking to you, punk!”

“Yeah, yeah, what-ever,” the unicorn said distractedly.

Yeeeeaaaaah! I'd thought I was going to have to wait a long time to see someone put New Probably Dash in her place, but no, it happens instantly!

Evil Rarity seems to have some Valley Girl speech tendencies. I find that endearing.

He’s already lost more than half his initial platoon, and he’d only faced two ponies. Jetstream took stock of his own resolve yet again, as he was beginning to worry about his ability to handle all this. What exactly had he been thrown into? And what were these "weapons" being used for?

Now you're thinking these things? You should have been wondering this the instant you realized you were on the receiving end of a WEAPONS TEST!

Okay, surround the unicorn. I guess that's a valid first move, but considering the unexpected powers the others have displayed, I would have gone with sending a single unit up against her to sniff out her abilities before committing your forces.

Ooh, Rarity can use other ponies' powers! She's like Jean Grey! Only she doesn't have to touch them first!

Jetstream was catching on quickly, and figured if Blutsauger was dumb enough to give two consecutive “weapons” the same capabilities, he’d capitalize on the mistake.

Holy hell, do you really not get the significance of evil Rarity saying "Let's see, uh how did she do this again?" She aint't a firebender!

“Whatever, I was, like, getting so bored. Fire is stupid anyway.” Her body glowed red for a brief moment again, then her horn followed suit, grabbing one of the Troopers and bringing it over to herself. “Y’know, I totally bet one of these fancy techno-magic things is much better.”

This is gonna be good.

Aww, no turning the robot back on its master? I'm disappointed. And that's the end of the fight. So, we've established that evil Rarity is an extremely flexible spellcaster and can make good use of the Imitate skill. I was hoping for a little more though. She could still be beaten by a normal pony.

Definitely Pinkie Pie is next. And she has a cupcake cutie mark. LOL.

“So, like, I guess I should wish you best luck too?” the unicorn babbled as she walked by, “Hoofshake on it?” The pink earth pony kept a very forward gaze, and ignored her. The unicorn shrugged, “What-ever, if you’re gonna, y’know, be rude about it, you can, like, bite me.”

“Is that an invitation?” the pink pony drooled.

“Like, ewww, no!” the unicorn replied.

The cutest dysfunctional family ever!

Silvertongue had instructed him to treat this entire thing as a training exercise, but now he was certain he wasn't being treated fairly; he'd expected ponies that were perhaps super-strong or lightning-quick, something he could deal with, not ponies that could shoot fireballs and the like.

Oh don't give me that shit. Only one of the ponies has demonstrated unbeatable powers so far, and that's only if we assume her time-field is a standing area of effect centered around her.

Ooh, he's bloodied Pinkamina Diane Pie. Good job with that Jetstream, and good luck surviving the results.

...and he smirked as he sent in a few Troopers to deliver her the final blow up-close and personal.

NO! YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU CAN HIT HER WITH RANGED WEAPONS! WHY ARE YOU GOING INTO MELE RANGE?

Oh...oh shit. Pinkamina is a bloodbender. Oh shitty shit shit.

The quality of writing has been taking a dive in the last little bit. Not going to give any examples, but I just wanted to note it for reference.

You know, somehow bloodbending is always more effective and versatile in fiction than anything else that should be comparable. You never see waterbenders impaling people like that.

And she has regeneration too. This is starting to put her in almost the same weight class as Old Probably Dash Possibly Fluttershy. Regeneration is always a game-breaker, but it can be countered with clever, and usually non-lethal tactics. The regen guys always seem to forget about the non-lethal tactics.

She's going after Jetstream himself now. And he's panicking appropriately. The bloodbender is bloodthirsty!

“You smell nice,” her voice came from behind him, “I wonder what you taste like...”

“Ahhh!” He leapt into the air a little and turned around. But she wasn’t there.

“You seem nervous...” He turned back to the rest of the field. She was back where she’d been before. “Maybe you should... take a rest?”

And she either has illusion or teleport capabilities. She is firmly in the top tier now. Still just number two though.

Power ranking as I see it so far.

1. Old Probably Dash Possibly Fluttershy. Unassaultable.

2. Pinkamina Diane Pie. Probably unkillable and possibly unstoppable.

3. Evil Rarity. Versatile and powerful, can copy others' powers. Unknown if she can copy the game-breaking ones like regen and time fields though. If she can, she jumps straight to number one.

4. New Probably Dash. Fast and can cast fireball and empowered fireball. Not much to say there.

Wait, Twilight is fifth instead of sixth? What's going on here? That is not dramatically appropriate!

Evil Twi is passingly good at provoking the wounded pride of idiots. A useful skill for any troll. That's bad use of dialogue there though. I had a difficult time figuring out who was speaking.

Sending in melee fighters with ranged support? Good job man! Your tactical thinking has leveled up! You're still horribly underleveled for this encounter though.

Just saying Jetstream. If you were to actually manage to kill one of these mares, I wouldn't be in your place for all the gold and superpowers in the world.

His mouth drooped slowly from a confident albeit aggravated grin, into a frown that expressed so much disbelief and disappointment that he could physically taste the sorrow and dismay in the air.[[quoteblock]]It is typically bad form to show someone's reaction to an event before it happens. It's like you're doing a flashback every other paragraph and that really hinders the flow of the story.

Ah, Twilight takes the "metal tornado" route, with firepower added in to boot. Always a good classic. I think this puts her above Old Probably Dash Possibly Fluttershy. She definitely has a much higher power level, but the other's actual abilities are more inherently dangerous. Twi's danger level depends on how clever she is, but has a lot more flexibility and possibility.

Now you're just showing off Twi. Keep it up.

LOL, she teleported one of the robots into who knows where? Now that's a game breaker.

[[quoteblock]]And all of this was done at once. He knew simultaneous spell-casting was possible, but limited, difficult, and exhausting. She had just torn through most of his forces, technically all of his forces, since he could consider his two remaining troops to be of no worth now, in mere seconds, using some very complicated magic and not looking at all the worse for wear from it. She looked uninterested if anything.

How many spells was that at once? If we count each individual thing manipulated by her telekinesis, I think we're into the hundreds.

Twi, your trash talk is lame. Your confidence is warranted, but your talk is lame. You're like the polar opposite of New Probably Rainbow Dash.

I'm getting the impression the evil Twi is going to rely more on her brute power and spam ability than on cleverness and sound thinking. I hope I'm proven false in that regard, because it would be boring. Now if she were to make everything into a Self-Imposed Challenge...

She turned to one of the Troopers, and her horn sparked up again. It was lifted to the air, and he watched in shock as she started to physically take the thing apart like one would do a toaster oven that wasn’t working properly. Every single gear, screw, nut, bolt, component, band, motor, battery, wire, camera, chip, card, and cable was jettisoned outwards and spread out in the air before him so that he could see every single piece of machinery that went into making one of these A.M.P. units.

Hee hee. This was pretty funny.

Yes! Applejack is a French shapeshifting ninja? Perfect for the opposite of the element of honesty! I totally take back what I said about Twi going fifth.

Is this where Jetstream dies? Aparently not. Silvertongue just ended the test. Let's see their scores. Here's my power level estimate.

1. Twilight

2. Old Rainbow Dash Possibly Fluttershy

3. Pinkamina Diane Pie

4. Rarity

5. Rainbow Dash

6. Applejack, with the caveat that she has the highest potential to become a Difficult, but Awesome Lethal Joke Character.

So, Rarity and Applejack seem to be in a relationship, and AJ is totally a manipulative bitch while Rarity is completely obvivious. I only have one word for this. Yes.

Everypony except Twi is uncomfortable around Pinkamina. Makes sense. And they ignore Possibly Fluttershy.

Applejack is Curaçao. Got 96. Could have done better if she hadn't sat out the whole fight.

Possibly Fluttershy is Grayscale Force. 99. Ooh, her power is gravity manipulation, not time? Remember what I said about her being unassailable? I think she may have just jumped back into number one spot on the power scale.

New Probably Dash is Havocwing. 84. Yeah, you kind of sucked compared to everyone else. And Silvertongue is right, you were stupid.

Rarity is Insipid. 95. Nope! 96! I like her style! And I was right on her ability. She's a mimic. If she can mimic Grayscale's and Twi's powers, that puts her in the new number one spot. If she's creative, she'll be by far the most dangerous.

Is Insipid really as oblivious to Curacao's lying as she appears? I'm starting to think she's putting on an act too.

Pinkie Pie is Red Velvet. She got 98. Silvertongue is skeptical on if her powers are actually beneficial to her. Come on man, she has regeneration! It doesn't matter! Why does she keep looking at Jetstream?

Jetstream, you should leave. Right now.

Twilight is Starlight Shadow. 100 points. Okay, it was impressive, I'll give her that. But I got a definite feel of "I'm superpowered so I don't have to put real thought into this," from her.

“As if I could have scored anything less,” she said half-dismissively, “Thank you, father.”

Ooh, do I smell a Villainous Breakdown in the works here? That's quite a character flaw you've got there Starlight Shadow, and I doubt your ability to keep calm and carry on when you inevitably fail at something.

So, Silvertongue is claiming that the main six have committed some sort of crime against the evil clones? I'm more than a bit skeptical that they would buy this.

And now Silvertongue is turning his attention to Jetstream. He's not impressed with Jetstream's performance, much like me. He's probably going to get fed to Red Velvet.

Oh, nope. He's feeding him to Starlight.

And she's giving him to Red Velvet. I think that actually qualifies as a failure on her part because Silvertongue was testing her willingness to kill. It doesn't matter the reason why you didn't, the fact remains that you turned the opportunity down.

I approve of Curacao's use of her shapeshifting ability to mock her teammates.

“Yes," she said with a slowly widening grin, “Come on then. Beg. Beg me to spare you. I promise I’ll listen...”

Yeah Jetstream, beg the psychopony. she might decide to spare you.

Oh, it looks like it is teleportation for Red Velvet instead of just throwing her voice. A sort of offscreen teleportation I think. Fourth-wall powers?

Wait, is that a pocket dimension? Holy shit! Red Velvet has a reality marble!

“♫The femur bone’s connected to the... pelvic bone.”

SNAP*

“Auuuggghh!” he screamed.

“Ooh that’s good! Provide a nice little chorus for me. Where was I? Oh, right. Ahem- ♫The pelvic bone’s connected to the... spinal bone.”

SNAP*

“♫The spinal bone’s... connected... hey. Hey! Awww... shoot, there goes another one. I’m never gonna finish that song...”

All the delicious evil I was hoping Starlight was going to have instead got shunted straight into Red Velvet. I think she's my favorite.

Comments

DuesAJ Since: Dec, 1969

Jul 19th 2012 at 12:54:24 PM

Grayscale=Rainbow Havocwing=Fluttershy

Cookoo Since: Dec, 1969

Jul 19th 2012 at 12:50:09 PM

We tend to call the evil clones collectivity 'the mean 6'. Because we like word play in this fandom it seems.

Also, Havocwing is evil Fluttershy, (remember the kind eyes?), and Grayscale Force is Rainbow Dash.

CDRW Since: Dec, 1969

Jul 19th 2012 at 12:56:07 PM

But Jetstream specifically thought of Dash when Havocwing came out.

CDRW Since: Dec, 1969

Jul 19th 2012 at 12:57:53 PM

Mean six. Got it.

Sereg Since: Dec, 1969

Jul 19th 2012 at 1:35:49 PM

Finally! We can talk about the Mean 6! Some of the most fun characters in the fic!

Havocwing has Dash's physique because they're both built for speed. But she's Fluttershy's opposite. Which ironically gives her a lot in common with RD.

Jetstream was such an idiot that I can't deny Silvertongue's logic that he was more useful as practice for the Mean 6.

All the Mean 6 have identical eyes to their counterpart which is a bit odd in some cases such as the kind eyes, angry face combo of Havocwing.

Starlight is still purple. Want some pics? They're quite pretty.

Actually Insipid does have to touch first. We still think that she's the most dangerous character in the entire fic though.

"The cutest dysfunctional family ever! "

So true! Some of the best things about this fic are the scenes of the Mean 6 nteracting with each other.

We like to compare Starlight with Azula and Greyscale with Mei.

If you liked Red Velvet here, then wait till you see her in action later! I think you'll like her. While we think that Insipid is the most dangerous, we think that Red is the most evil and terrifying.

CDRW Since: Dec, 1969

Jul 19th 2012 at 1:44:52 PM

Heck yes I want pictues!

Sereg Since: Dec, 1969

Jul 19th 2012 at 2:46:35 PM

Cover showing most major characters, but a bit small

I suppose that you can have Tick Tock

as well.

Unfortunately, I can't find Nihila for some reason and the rest are a bit spoilery at this point.

Seraphem Since: Dec, 1969

Jul 19th 2012 at 3:11:54 PM

ROFL supercancer

Well of course he's erratic, he's the head servant to the goddess of Chaos. But there is an underlying reason behind everything he does.

The common name for them is Mean 6

You mean Rogue, and yes she does, that's why she jabbed Havok

Yeah, Starlight's 'trash talk' is all about how epic and great and uber she is and how everypony else sucks, no actual bite to it.

Curacao while the least able in a direct fight, has proven to be by far the most dangerous and competent of the group, she's not suited for direct engagment but she knows how to still win while avoiding it.

As to Velvet's power it's fear based. Pinkie essentially gains power based laughter and joy, Velvet gains power from fear, she can only use the pocket dimension thing against ponies that are terrified of her.

And yes insipid's has the biggest potential of the Mean 6, but she's also to dumb to know this.

Sereg Since: Dec, 1969

Jul 19th 2012 at 3:02:24 PM

Finally found Nihila

DarkLink313 Since: Dec, 1969

Jul 19th 2012 at 3:56:50 PM

Yay you're finally here! Glad to hear your opinions on the main draw of the fic! These characters are amongst the best in the fandom, all around from their interactions with the other characters to one another. Looking forward to hearing your opinions on them as they grow as characters.

ThePulse Since: Dec, 1969

Jul 19th 2012 at 11:27:43 PM

Like I said.

IT BEGINS.

Curaçao, opposite Applejack. The Element of Deception. [[memegenerator.net/Curaao-Bizarro-Applejack You never can tell with Curaçao around.]]

Grayscale Force, opposite Rainbow Dash. The Element of Apathy. One time, she forgot to turn her Gravity off, and she woke up ''covered in stallions.''

Havocwing, opposite Fluttershy. The Element of Fury. Arguably the best antipony of the bunch. You'll see why later.

Insipid, opposite Rarity. The Element of Avarice. The perfect little idiot, if incredibly unstable and dangerous.

Red Velvet, opposite Pinkie Pie. The Element of Fear. She can get pretty memetic, but recent events seem to be taking her down a different route.

Finally, Starlight Shadow, opposite Twilight Sparkle. The Element of Magic. Void Magic.

These six. The Elements of Discord. The Mean Six. The Show-Stealing Brigade. They are the ones that everyone here is reading CRISIS for. Don't lie to yourself, people. You know it's true.

The perfect O Cs in the history of pony O Cs. Is your body ready, CDRW? Is it?

It better be.

BECAUSE CRISIS: EQUESTRIA HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN, MOTHERFUCKERS

OUT IN THE WASTELANDS

AFTER THE REDBLADE MOUNTAINS

GARGANTUAN FIGHT

IT'S ON

WEAR A CUP

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