Juniper's Minccino roared as it tore the wild Patrat's head off with its teeth.
Juniper: "And that is how you MURDER wild Pope Imams."
Cheren: "'Pope Imams'?"
Bianca: "That was awesome, Juniper!
Juniper: "YOU ALL HAVE BALLS."
Juniper handed each of us 5 Pokeballs.
Cheren: "Thank you!"
Bianca: "I had the most original idea ever! We'll have a contest..."
"Oh?"
Bianca: "...to see who can catch the most Pokemon!"
"Oh. That's not very ori-"
Cheren: "YOU'RE ON. BRING IT, GIRLS. I WILL CATCH EVERY POKEMON IN UNOVA!"
"I'm not supposed to be a girl, y'know... And could you two stop always interr-"
Bianca and Cheren: "LET'S GO!"
They ran off.
I stepped into the tall grass and was accosted by a Lillipup. I didn't bother to weaken it, and caught it.
NPC: "WILD POKEMON ARE IN THE TALL GRASS."
"Thanks."
I proceeded to defeat a second Lillipup, and Tepig learned Ember.
Bianca: "WE ALL HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF POKEMON."
"Yes."
I walked back to catch a Patrat, so that I wouldn't have to deal with their praise of me having more Pokemon than them. We then entered Accumula Town, and Juniper showed us a Pokemon Center which was boring.
Suddenly, PLASMORONS IN THE PLAZA.
???: "My name is Ghetsis."
NPC: "Huh? Did he say Dennis?"
NPC: "Yeah, I think he did."
NPC: "Shush, trying to listen to Dennis talk."
Dennis: "I am here representing Team Plasmoron. Today, ladies, gentlemen, and gender-ambiguous individuals, I would like to talk to you about Pokemon liberation. It's simple. You're all selfish idiots who need to release your enslaved Pokemon now, because you're all scum."
NPC: "Wow, he's a good speaker!"
NPC: "I feel envigored by his rousing speech!"
NPC: "He's so sweet and nice!"
The crowd cleared, and another individual with green hair, but not Dennis, approached me.
???: "Your Pokemon are saying-"
Cheren: "YOUTALKTOOFASTBESLOWER."
???: "...Okay, then. My name is N."
Cheren: "Wow, what a loser. Who names their child with only one letter?"
N: "BATTLE GO!"
Anthony vs. N
N sent out a Purrloin to scratch my Lillipup to death, but Lillipup put up a good fight and defeated the Purrloin. And that was it.
N: "I must free Pokemon from Pokeballs."
"Didn't you just send that Purrloin out from one?"
N left.
Cheren: "What a loser. I'ma go fight Gym Leader."
Finally alone, I healed my Pokemon then strolled around Accumula with a feminine strut. Deciding there was nothing else to do there except talk to old people and listen to music, I moved on.
My Xtransciever rang.
Mom: "GRAAAAAAH SHOES!!!"
She threw a pair of shoes through the screen and at my face before hanging up.
"Ow."
-Anthony obtained the Running Shoes!-
Now capable of breaking Pokeworld physics by running, I ran out of control and smacked into a large boulder.
"Ow again."
Youngster: "You shall not pass!"
The Youngster's Patrat was destroyed.
Young Boy: "Watch this!"
He jumped off a small ledge.
Young Boy: "It's like MAGIC."
I decided that everyone here was insane. Unfortunately the Lass up ahead didn't think so and sicced a Purrloin on me.
"...Is that N's?"
Tepig destroyed everything in its path. I sure hope I don't somehow lose Tepig and be forced to use 6 Pokemon hatched from eggs or something like that.
Bianca: "SURPRISE BATTLE!"
Anthony vs. Bianca
Tepig burned everyone and everything.
Bianca: "You're a tough cookie, Anthony! Us girls have to stick together, you know!"
"I'm not going to bother..."
I left her behind and walked into Striaton City, home of the first Gym...
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