Dance, my puppets, dance! Let's play Eternal Eyes! [Video! Audience Participation!]

Freezair For A Limited Time

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IN THIS INSTALLMENT: Storytime with Freezair and Endermage as we slog through the game's opening (JRPGSSSSSS! *shakes fist*). Enjoy our cheesy attempts at voice acting (not helped by the emulator's messing up the text boxes) while we collectively wait for the game to STFU and let us play.

Also, here's the animated opening to the game. I failed to capture it correctly in the good recording (the other one ended up being a 7-minute blooper real, basically), but it's kind of nice, so here you go.

Start submitting your name suggestions! We're going to need two names to start, and I figure we'll get a head start on those now.


I love the speed-reading in this. And the dialog in the opening reminds me a lot of Castlevania Symphony Of The N Ight (or, at least, the Memetic Mutation it spawned). :D Also, I like your Yoda voice. :D

Also, as for actual name suggestions...I'm still kind of thinking about it. I may need to sleep on it again because argh RL drama keeping me away from the computer and such. Cora and Jasper sound good for now, though. :D
lee4hmz 30th Oct 11
The dialogue's not as funnily off-kilter, sadly, just awkward. There are some gems later on, though.
FreezairForALimitedTime 30th Oct 11
Ah, I see. Oh well, I find awkward to be funny, too, if the stilted prose from Resident Evil (or at least, Phelous' gag edit of it...) is any indication. XD
lee4hmz 31st Oct 11