Chapter 7: Teh Evulz Plottings.
That doesn't sound good! Anyway, it looks like the author forgot about Corrupted Self's imprisonment in a Necronomicon ripoff, and had him return to the present as well. It even appears that everything had gone according to his master plan. In fact,He even went Keikaku Doory. So Yeah.
He meets up with surviving Nazis, and makes them into his Servants, like in Faet/Stey Night! Hmm, that's actually a good strategy. There wuz all of ten Nazis, three of them became Saburz, five becam Casters, and two of them became Assasinz. A Game Breaking combo! And they got new, hypergoffik clothes which wur VERY badass. I'll take your word for it.
Meanwhile, Linda and her friends return to Hogwarts instead of founding their own Goffik school. There, she is told that she'll be transferred to slytherin.Lidna sighed, "Oy, I bet that Evony poser is in there..." Like you're any better...
Dumbledore and his sentient Alzheimer's watch the scene, and the latter (who is revealed to be evil and not on the side of the Real Harry Potter characters) had Dumbledore tell Britney... And Dumblidor DID!
And then Britney Spears appeared in Hogwertz disguised as Blaze Zabiny disguised as Kiyomi Takada disguised as Noami Misora. You didn't need the last two, you know.
Britney tells Corupted Self, "I am have control and am in Hogwertz." Hahahahaha!
Linda goes to the Slytherin dorm, and the entrance is apparently "stan's mouth".
Evony opened the door and sed, "Go teh fuck away, yah fuckin' prepz."
Lidna got angry, You are not the star of this fic, Ebony! "That makes me feel angry! I am not prepz!" She casted sepiroth's supernova on Evony, who died becuz of epic fail. Yes! But she was NOT dead, Even though the Author said she was and eskaped with...The rappers doin the solja boy dance!11111!11! Linda framed the rappers for Rape in order to stop them from musically assasinating her with The Power of Rock. How Like Her.
Edit: Forgot to add the Last lines of this Chapter.
And then Hitler came back durin' the present timez to Corupted Self's council of evulz, and said, "We must kill the Jowz and destroi the ice parkz!" Ahh, so that's how he came to the present to be assasinated by Vash Blade so casually.
Anzen sed, "Exactly as planned." His fox face minion smiled as usual. They're the Authors!
((OOC:Finished! Yet another favourite Chapter, equalling the first and fifth ones.))
