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Tamriel takes a backseat to murder.
Normally I would continue down the main quest a little bit since I've just completed a quest for the Dark Brotherhood. Not this time.Alright, fine. I guess I'll go to Cheydinhal. It's not like they're filled with Argonian-hating racists like Kvatch. If Mr. Stalker-in-the-night is any indication, it's full of rapists. That's okay, I guess I'll get to partake in some cold blooded murder because of this, so I'm cool with that.
Some thoughts on how much murder is going to take place laterSo I have mathematically deduced that I am going to murder everyone on the planet now that I have a katana. I am become death, destroyer of everyone's junk. People are going to be so dead that I — Oh, I'm here. Nice place.◊ Well, I guess I better go — The door is locked. Fantastic. It's like they told them everything except for the fact that I am the master of unlocking. Good job getting your info on me straight, you jackasses. Well, there we go. I'm in. Now just to go find this — I think I found it...◊ Well, okay. That's pretty cool actually. It reminds me of the door I had to my room when I was, like, twelve and being all angsty. Man, I sucked at that age. I don't know what happened between me rippin' and tearin' at birth and being all mopey and downtrodden as a kid. I must've wanted a dog. Mom always said that dogs carry diseases, and then I had to remind her that we were scaly lizard people who probably spit poison. Then I got beaten and sent to sleep without dinner, then beaten again. And here I am now, kicking ass because of it. Thanks mom, you're the best. Well hey, another Argonian.◊ Awesome, equal opportunity killing is the best kind of killing. She mentioned Lucien, though. Is he still following me around? Man, I did what he wanted, when's he going to get off my nuts? Ooh shiny.◊ New armor so I can stop wearing this monkey suit? Sign me up. And it doesn't look half bad!◊ Alright, this place is getting better with each passing second. Oh... Khajiit that hate me.◊ Y'know, I've already expressed my disdain for racists, but that doesn't mean I can't hate Khajiit, elves, and pretty much everything else right back. You're going to be the first to go when I'm in power. Anyway, I better talk to WHOA VAMPIRE!◊ WHERE ARE THE STAKES WHEN YOU NEED THEM? SOMEONE GET A HOLY SYMBOL! DRACULA'S HERE, AND HE'S PISSED! Oh...◊ He just wants me to kill a pirate.◊ I can get behind that. Pirates suck. Y'know who else sucks? Everyone but me, but I think we've made that obvious. Well, better get going then. Gotta go back to the Imperial City and commit a murder with my trusty katana that I received from the Emperor's bodyguards. Good job guys. You let the ruthless killer free to kill again because you just had to get through the sewers. I will never get over that. You let a criminal free and still failed to protect the guy who was trying to escape. And now I have a katana. Things just keep getting worse for you, don't they?
But first, I need a place to store stuff.Aptly put, grey text. So yeah, let's check out this "Frostcrag spire" place. It sounds pretty HOLY SHIT I GET A TOWER.◊ This day is actually going really nicely, let's see what my tower looks like on the inside— oh...◊ Well that's kinda lame. Oh well, free book.◊ Hey, what's that noise? It's the sound of my house getting more BOSS that's what that sound is.◊ Well, let's go get some storage chests.
Fast traveled to the Imperial City and backOkay then. Now we can put some of this crap away.◊ I'm tired of carrying around Tiber knows how much stuff I'm never going to use. I'm going to take a sit down before I request an audience with a pirate captain. I've done a lot of walking and a lot of not resting. So I should do that.
You make being a sociopathic madman look so enjoyable, Shlappy. >:D
Man, I did what he wanted, when's he going to get off my nuts?NEVER. [[Fallout3 Not even when you start playing another game.]] Also sociopathic characters for an Oblivion Let's Play are the best kind of characters ;_;
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