I wonder how frequent this comedy quote is. I have heard it in South Park and Outsourced so far, from ditzes and cloudcuckoolanders, when they somehow lose their clothes.
Five hats means that five tropers think it is ready to publish.
You are saying that you think this draft is ready to be published. That means the description is not ambiguous,
it doesn't duplicate an existing trope, there are at least three examples, and the title makes sense.