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1	The Grandma's Kisses Dub is an infamous GagDub of the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS2E6GrandmasKissesSquidville Grandma's Kisses]]", created by Website/YouTube user greenday12688. Watch it [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/128525/ here]], or if that doesn't work, [[https://archive.org/details/vimeo-169635739 archive.org has it as well]], under the title "Grandma's Kisses -- Bad Version".
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3	!!These tropes would not be seen with Gumby. Maybe Pokey, but not Gumby:
4	* BigBreastPride: Parodied.
5	-->'''Patrick:''' Allow me to demonstrate. First, show me your tits! ''(puffs out his chest; [=SpongeBob=] does the same)'' Oh, wow! Look at them titties!\
6	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Thank you. They're real.
7	* BlackIsBiggerInBed: Patrick's comment about Denzel Washington. He claims that grandmothers love him because they love black men with "really huge dicks".
8	* CallBack: In the intro, the narrator mentions that he called the viewer a "faggot" before in the less-known "Ripped Pants" dub.
9	* CallingTheOldManOut: "Oh my god, you are a raunchy old woman! All those years with Grandpa really made you a dirty bitch!"
10	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Most of the characters, often cutting themselves off mid-thought.
11	* ClusterFBomb: As to be expected from such a GagDub. This exchange is most noteworthy:
12	-->'''Guy at the Restaurant:''' Fuckin' floppy fish? You're a fuckin' ass-bang you fuckin' shithead! Fuck you! ''(everyone laughs)'' Yeah, alright, you wanna fuckin' laugh, sardine-fuckin' shithead? Fuckin' flopping and flopping in your fuckin' asshole... I'm gonna take it out, [[AssShove I'm gonna jam it in your rear-end]], and [[GroinAttack stick it in your stigola]]!\
13	'''Everyone Else:''' Hey, fuck you, asshole!
14	* ComicallyMissingThePoint: All the time.
15	-->'''Grandma:''' [=SpongeBob=], [[VideoGame/BadDudes the president was kidnapped by ninjas]], and you're sitting here with that boner looking at my titties, you fuck!\
16	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Thank you, Grandma, my boner is quite a wonder.
17	* DirtyOldWoman: Grandma [=SquarePants=] is by far the most perverted character in the entire video.
18	-->'''Squidward:''' [=SpongeBob=], you mother's a nice woman, but [[LampshadeHanging your grandma's a whore]].
19	* EveryoneHasStandards: Even considering how horny [=SpongeBob=] is, even ''he's'' disgusted by his Grandma's thoughts on Creator/AlecBaldwin.
20	-->'''Grandma:''' Ooohh... Ooh, I want him to urinate ''all over my tits''!\
21	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''Grandma?! [[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' You're a disgusting fuckbag!
22	* HatedByAll: WesternAnimation/{{Gumby}} is detested by everybody who mentions him by name in the video, to the point that Patrick calls him "[[MaliciousMisnaming Fuckface McGee]]". Strangely, Pokey seems to be liked in Bikini Bottom.
23	* IAteWhat: Grandma [=SquarePants=] apparently defecates into her cookies, and when she says it out loud, [=SpongeBob=] {{defie\|d trope}}s this trope.
24	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' [[HaHaHaNo Ha ha ha! No, grandmother]], I cannot accept these ass cookies. The fusion of them and my mouth would just suck!
25	* LampshadeHanging: Squidward brings up a point about [=SpongeBob=]'s character design that's rarely brought up:
26	-->'''Squidward:''' You're like those sponges that clean dishes, [=SpongeBob=]!\
27	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Really? You mean it, you retard?\
28	'''Squidward:''' Yeah, you fuckface!
29	* LarynxDissonance: Grandma [=SquarePants=] speaks in a deep, manly voice.
30	* NoEnding: The video ends mid-sentence at six minutes in.
31	* NonSequitur: Pretty much every three lines. More often than not involves some absurd statement regarding a celebrity. Or ''WesternAnimation/{{Gumby}}''.
32	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Now, show me them titties, Grandma, I'm a big boy and I have urges to... Creator/AlecBaldwin's an asshole!
33	* NoodleIncident: According to Patrick, there was a remake of ''Film/{{Titanic\|1997}}'' involving a really big ape. No other details are commented on.
34	* PoweredByAForsakenChild: [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Vin Diesel's go-kart]], apparently. It goes fast.
35	* RagingStiffie: "I GOTTA BONER!"
36	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Isn't this great? My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg!
37	* ShoutOut:
38	** "Speaking of titties, I love Music/{{Creed\|Band}}! Have you heard of Creed?" Then followed by [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick's "free-form jazz" faces with "Higher" playing.
39	** "I wish Creator/KeanuReeves was here to save me from Film/TheMatrix! Right now!"
40	** [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 "This is your kingdom, SpongeBob."]]
41	--->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Everything the light touches?\
42	'''Patrick:''' Simba was a bitch! Everyone knows that!\
43	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Yeah, and Nala was such a whore at Pride Rock, ooh yeah...\
44	'''Patrick:''' Oh yeah, baby! I'd hit that shit!
45	* SirSwearsALot: Pretty much every character involved has a potty mouth. Profanity forms a 98% of the dub's dialogue.
46	* TwoWordsAddedEmphasis: "I got four words for ya: I LOVE THIS COMPANY!"
47	* VulgarHumor: To top them all, this dub contains a whole 8 minutes worth of sex, racial, and off-color jokes.
48	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Due to the dub stopping at the part where [=SpongeBob=] calls Patrick out on his [[EmotionalRegression infantile regression]].
49	* WhatWouldXDo: When Patrick goes into Grandma's house and starts eating her cookies:
50	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What the fuck would Creator/KevinBacon do?\
51	'''Grandma:''' ''(putting the cookie-eating hat on Patrick's head)'' Kevin Bacon would dance around in this fucking hat, Patrick.\
52	'''Patrick:''' Fucking ''Film/{{Footloose}}''!
53	* YourMom: Subverted by Squidward. His comments regarding [=SpongeBob=]'s [[ReallyGetsAround grandma]], however...
54	-->'''Squidward:''' [=SpongeBob=], you mother's a nice woman, but your grandma's a whore -- and she sucked my weiner until I saw her teeth in my butthole!\
55	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' [[DerailedForDetails How many teeth in your butt]]?\
56	'''Squidward:''' Creator/ChristopherWalken!

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