Line #9 TropeCo/ElementalBaggage

Context TropeCo / ElementalBaggage

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1	Thank you for purchasing TropeCo/TropeCo®-brand TropeCo/ElementalPowers™!
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3	As a proud owner and practitioner of powers that are [[Main/TheOldestOnesInTheBook as old as civilization]], you can now impress friends with fireballs, avalanches and tsunamis!
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5	However, as you may have noticed, using your [[color:blue:water]], [[color:red:fire]], and even [[color:green: earth]]-based powers can be troublesome -- if not downright impossible -- if the level designers "forget" to [[Main/PlotTailoredToTheParty give you something to work with]], or if [[Main/ThePowersThatBe The Powers That Be]] ''insist'' that [[Main/NoConservationOfEnergy energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed]] and nix your flames in the wick. Rubbish! So what if you're in the middle of the Tunisian desert? Who cares if you're on a boat in the middle of the ocean? And what's the problem if your daily calorie intake is nowhere near enough to supply your energy for your flamethrower attacks?
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7	TropeCo/TropeCo® certainly [[WeCare doesn't care]]!
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9	That's why we offer to you, for a [[Main/DealWithTheDevil low-low price]], ElementalBaggage™! Much like ShapeshifterBaggage, Elemental Baggage™ gives you as much water, earth, fire, and (if in space) as much air as you could possibly want! Thanks to reverse-engineered HyperspaceMallet technology, you can carry as much raw matter and energy as you need!
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11	->[1] TropeCo/TropeCo® and its affiliates take no responsibility for any drowning, {{spontaneous human combustion}}, or deadly avalanches caused by Elemental Baggage™. Users of Elemental Baggage™ are advised not to use these powers in enclosed spaces or 10x10x10 rooms.
12	->[2] If anyone asks, just say that the weather forecast is for "ten thousand percent humidity" when you summon a flash flood in an airtight room. If outside, you can just say it's groundwater (though no one ever does).

Context TropeCo / ElementalBaggage