History TropeCo / ElementalBaggage

Thank you for purchasing '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' brand ElementalPowers!

'''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' certainly [[Main/WeCare doesn't care]]!

That's why we offer to you, for a [[Main/DealWithTheDevil low-low price]], '''ElementalBaggage'''! Much like ShapeshifterBaggage, '''Elemental Baggage''' gives you as much water, earth, fire, and (if in space) as much air as you could possibly want! Thanks to reverse-engineered HyperspaceMallet technology, you can carry as much raw matter and energy as you need!

->[1] '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' and its affiliates take no responsibility for any drowning, {{spontaneous human combustion}}, or deadly avalanches caused by '''Elemental Baggage'''. Users of '''Elemental Baggage''' are advised not to use these powers in enclosed spaces or 10x10x10 rooms.

->[3]'''Elemental Baggage''' is not suitable for summoning excessive [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway quantities of]] [[color:pink:heart]]. For such purposes, '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' recommends '''BishieSparkle''', also available wherever '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' products are sold.

Thank you for purchasing '''TropeCo®''' brand ElementalPowers!

'''TropeCo®''' certainly [[Main/WeCare doesn't care]]!

->[1] '''TropeCo®''' and its affiliates take no responsibility for any drowning, {{spontaneous human combustion}}, or deadly avalanches caused by '''Elemental Baggage'''. Users of '''Elemental Baggage''' are advised not to use these powers in enclosed spaces or 10x10x10 rooms.

->[3]'''Elemental Baggage''' is not suitable for summoning excessive [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway quantities of]] [[color:pink:heart]]. For such purposes, '''TropeCo®''' recommends '''BishieSparkle''', also available wherever '''TropeCo®''' products are sold.

->[1] '''TropeCo®''' and its affiliates take no responsibility for any drowning, {{spontaneous combustion}}, or deadly avalanches caused by '''Elemental Baggage'''. Users of '''Elemental Baggage''' are advised not to use these powers in enclosed spaces or 10x10x10 rooms.

->[3]'''Elemental Baggage''' is not suitable for summoning excessive [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway quantities of]] [[color:pink:heart]]. For such purposes, '''TropeCo®''' recommends '''BishieSparkle''', also available wherever '''TropeCo®''' products are sold.

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->[1] '''TropeCo®''' and its affiliates take no responsibility for any drowning, spontaneous combustion, or deadly avalanches caused by '''Elemental Baggage'''. Users of '''Elemental Baggage''' are advised not to use these powers in enclosed spaces or 10x10x10 rooms.

->[1] '''TropeCo®''' and its' affiliates take no responsibility for any drowning, spontaneous combustion, or deadly avalanches caused by '''Elemental Baggage'''. Users of '''Elemental Baggage''' are advised not to use these powers in enclosed spaces or 10x10x10 rooms.

However, as you may have noticed, using your [[color:blue:water]]
, [[color:red:fire]]
, and even [[color:green: earth]]-based powers can be troublesome -- if not downright impossible -- if the level designers "forget" to [[Main/PlotTailoredToTheParty give you something to work with]], or if [[Main/ThePowersThatBe The Powers That Be]] ''insist'' that [[Main/NoConservationOfEnergy energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed]] and nix your flames in the wick. Rubbish! So what if you're in the middle of the Tunisian desert? Who cares if you're on a boat in the middle of the ocean? And what's the problem if your daily calorie intake is nowhere near enough to supply your energy for your flamethrower attacks?

, and even [[color:green: earth]]-based powers can be troublesome -- if not downright impossible -- if the level designers "forget" to [[Main/EigenPlot give you something to work with]], or if [[Main/ThePowersThatBe The Powers That Be]] ''insist'' that [[Main/NoConservationOfEnergy energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed]] and nix your flames in the wick. Rubbish! So what if you're in the middle of the Tunisian desert? Who cares if you're on a boat in the middle of the ocean? And what's the problem if your daily calorie intake is nowhere near enough to supply your energy for your flamethrower attacks?

As a proud owner and practitioner of powers that are [[Main/TheOldestOnesInTheBook older than writing]], you can now impress friends with fireballs, avalanches and tsunamis!

->[3]'''Elemental Baggage''' is not suitable for summoning excessive quantities of [[color:pink:heart]]. For such purposes, '''TropeCo®''' recommends '''BishieSparkle''', also available wherever '''TropeCo®''' products are sold.

Thank you for purchasing '''TropeCo®''' brand ElementalPowers!

'''TropeCo®''' certainly [[Main/WeCare doesn't care]]!

->[1] '''TropeCo®''' and its' affiliates take no responsibility for any drowning, spontaneous combustion, or deadly avalanches caused by '''Elemental Baggage'''. Users of '''Elemental Baggage''' are advised not to use these powers in enclosed spaces or 10x10x10 rooms.

->[3]'''Elemental Baggage''' is not suitable for summoning excessive quantities of [[color:pink:heart]]. For such purposes, '''TropeCo®''' recommends '''BishieSparkle''', also available wherever '''TropeCo®''' products are sold.

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Thank you for puchasing '''TropeCo®''' brand ElementalPowers!

That's why we offer to you, for a [[Main/DealWithTheDevil low-low price]], '''Elemental Baggage'''! Much like ShapeshifterBaggage, '''Elemental Baggage''' gives you as much water, earth, fire, and (if in space) as much air as you could possibly want! Thanks to reverse-engineered HyperspaceMallet technology, you can carry as much raw matter and energy as you need!