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9 | [[quoteright:191:[[VisualPun https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/FlyingBrick.jpg]]]] |
10 | [[caption-width-right:191:[[LiteralMinded No, not that kind of flying brick.]]]] |
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14 | We here at '''[=TropeCo=]®''' believe in tradition, that sometimes the most daunting DeathRay has the [[AchillesHeel simplest solution]], and that [[EvilLaugh cackling]] arch-villains will always get their due. |
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16 | That's why in these difficult times, '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' is committed to helping people empower themselves to defend society! However, with so many {{Stock Superpowers|Index}} to choose from as well as the [[GeneticEngineeringIsTheNewNuke many]] [[LightningCanDoAnything different]] [[FreakLabAccident ways]] to get them, it can get ''very complicated!'' |
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18 | So worry no more, you just won the SuperpowerLottery! Rather than get strange, hard-to-quantify and [[SuperpowerMeltdown easily disrupted]], [[PsychicNosebleed migraine inducing]] Super Powers, why not get: The '''Main/FlyingBrick''' package!? |
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20 | In this simple package you get: |
21 | * {{Flight}} |
22 | * SuperStrength |
23 | * NighInvulnerability and your choice of |
24 | * SuperSpeed, EyeBeams, SuperBreath, SuperSenses, or all of the above! |
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26 | Comes with a perfectly plausible {{Backstory}} for how you got your powers, and how they are ''vastly different'' in functioning, power source and origin from everyone else who got this wonderful product! |
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28 | Hurry now and don't delay! Just $19.99 plus shipping and handling![1] And for just $9.99 more, you can get a complimentary set of vaguely defined, [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands spontaneously manifesting]] lesser powers! WARNING: Lesser powers have been known to [[FlightStrengthHeart cause embarrassment]]. |
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