1 | ->'''Falconetti''' (Creator/DavidPatrickKelly): He couldn't handle that I won Claire and he didn't! I was sleepin' with her every night, doin' it with her every night...\ |
2 | '''Spoony:''' I like to picture [[Franchise/IndianaJones Marion]] having sex, but the mental image of ''him'' being there really ruins it. |
3 | -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''', ''Let's Riff {{VideoGame/Ripper}}'' |
4 | |
5 | ->''"How the fuck do you always have, like, two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you."'' |
6 | -->-- '''Randal''', ''Film/ClerksII'' |
7 | |
8 | -> (Upon meeting [[{{Gonk}} Human Acorn]] Dan's hot girlfriend Miya-miya) ''"No way!"'' |
9 | -->-- ''Manga/BambooBlade'' |
10 | |
11 | -> ''"When the girl looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral..."'' (To the tune of "That's Amore") |
12 | -->-- '''A gondolier''' seranades ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
13 | |
14 | -> ''"[[SarcasmMode You mean a chubby, unattractive male gets a saucy, hot as hell female? *Laughs* In what media?]]"'' |
15 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''WesternAnimation/BebesKids'' |
16 | |
17 | ->'''Eddie''': [[WhatDoesSheSeeInHim What do you see in him?]] |
18 | ->'''Jessica Rabbit''': He makes me laugh. |
19 | -->-- ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' |
20 | |
21 | ->'''Ben:''' So, Gayle and Jerry? |
22 | ->'''Chris:''' I've thought about it a lot, there's no logical explanation. |
23 | -->-- ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'' |
24 | |
25 | ->''"[[PreacherMan Pastor Jeff's]] [[FairCop wife]] is so much prettier than him. It's like Franchise/{{Barbie}} married a turtle."'' |
26 | -->-- '''Missy Cooper''', ''Series/YoungSheldon'' |
27 | |
28 | ->''"I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!"'' |
29 | -->-- '''[[MsFanservice Fleur]] [[CharmPerson Delacour]]''', [[ScarsAreForever on her husband's badly-scarred face]], ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince'' |
30 | |
31 | ->'''Phoebe''' (To Chandler): Oh! Oh! But, you know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys... you could be one of those guys. |
32 | -->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'' |
33 | |
34 | ->''Exploring the local area, they find Mars populated by middle-aged men and space bimbos with IQ's of 200+.'' |
35 | -->-- Review of '''Flight to Mars''' (1951) |
36 | |
37 | ->"When an old man finds a stunning young woman who's anxious to share his life... there are some things which are understood. She gets money, security, a position in society. He gets her youth, beauty and a chance to display his virility. All the time I question: Does she long for a younger man? And if she takes a lover... Damn it, ''when'' she takes a lover... will she be discreet?" |
38 | -->-- '''General Villiers''', ''Literature/TheBourneIdentity'' |
39 | |
40 | ->His wife sat across from him, smiling. How he admired her. Unlike [[LoserProtagonist Brad]], who most days looked and felt like something left out beside the recycling can, Juliet hadn't even been remotely ravaged by middle age's silent, relentless creep. |
41 | -->--''Literature/{{Repeat}}'' |
42 | |
43 | ->''"A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly."'' |
44 | -->-- '''Captain K'nuckles''', ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack'' |
45 |
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