Line #28 Quotes/TransparentCloset


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2	[[foldercontrol]]
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4	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
5
6	->''"[[MemeticMutation Rainbows are straighter than Subaru]]."''
7	-->-- ''Franchise/LyricalNanoha fandom''
8	[[/folder]]
9
10	[[folder:Fanfic]]
11
12	->'''[[Manga/DeathNote Light:]]''' I'm not gay.\
13	'''[[Manga/DeathNote L:]]''' Oh, my apologies, I forgot that you're the sexual scourge of womankind. You obviously only have sex with me because you roll over in your sleep and misjudge the distance. Maybe you're sleepwalking... or maybe the term "sleepfucking" would be more appropriate. Maybe you're completely unaware of what you're doing.\
14	'''Light:''' It happens.
15	-->-- ''FanFic/ACureForLove''
16
17	->'''[[Manga/YuGiOhGX Jesse]]:''' Was it really that obvious?\
18	'''Chazz:''' Well, let's see...you have better hair and hygiene than anyone I've ever met, you wear poofy sleeves, you play [[RainbowMotif Crystal Beasts]], and I've never once seen you show interest in a girl. Hell, I didn't even realize you were trying to hide it.
19	-->-- ''Fanfic/StateOfTheMeta''
20	[[/folder]]
21
22	[[folder:Film]]
23	->'''Gray:''' I'm gay!\
24	'''Sam:''' ''[hugs her]'' It's great. It's great you are coming out.\
25	'''Gray:''' Don't tell me you already knew.\
26	'''Sam:''' Gray! Of course I knew. \
27	'''Gray:''' How can you know when I didn't know?\
28	'''Sam:''' Gray, I am like seven times smarter than you. I have known since second grade when you [[PrecociousCrush had a crush on Mrs. Worthtimer]] and [[DirtyKid tried to look up her skirt]].\
29	'''Gray:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy She was cute, wasn't she...]]
30	-->-- ''Film/GrayMatters''
31
32	->'''Bobby:''' That's right, Cindy, I'm gay and if you haven't noticed, so is Ray.\
33	'''Ray:''' Huh? Wait, whoa! I'm not gay.\
34	'''Bobby:''' What do you mean? You took me to the club.\
35	'''Ray:''' They play good music.\
36	'''Bobby:''' What about our trip to San Francisco?\
37	'''Ray:''' I wanted to do some shopping!\
38	'''Bobby:''' But you made love to me!\
39	'''Ray:''' Hey, you sucked my di-\
40	'''Bobby:''' Whatever!
41	-->-- ''Film/ScaryMovie''
42	[[/folder]]
43
44	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
45	->'''Kurt:''' Dad... I have something I want to say. I'm glad that you are proud of me... but I don't want to lie any more. Being part of the Glee club and football has really shown me that I can be anything. And... what I am... is... ''[taking the leap]'' I'm gay.\
46	'''Burt:''' ''[without pause or shock]'' I know.\
47	'''Kurt:''' Really?!\
48	'''Burt:''' I've known since you were three. All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels.
49	-->-- ''Series/{{Glee}}''
50
51	->'''Finn:''' ''[reading]'' "What Prom Queen candidate is spending a whole lot of time in her closet?" That's garbage, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Quinn's claustrophobic.]]\
52	'''Rachel:''' No, that's Santana. Read the next one...
53	-->-- ''Series/{{Glee}}''
54
55	->'''Duncan:''' Jen, why would you think I was gay?\
56	'''Jen:''' Well, you know, I didn't just pull it out of the air. You've just taken me to see a ''gay'' musical called ''Gay!''. You're laughing like mad at every ''gay'' reference. Your friends--''all'' of whom are gay--say hello by tickling you...
57	-->-- ''Series/TheITCrowd'', "The Work Outing"
58
59	->'''Wally:''' Doctor, why do those - you know - those "types" keep thinking that I'm one of them?\
60	'''Psychiatrist:''' Because you are one of them. You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight. You're gay. I know it, your family knows it. Dogs know it! Everyone seems to know it except you!
61	-->-- ''Series/TheKidsInTheHall: Brain Candy''
62
63	->''"You can't call it "coming out of the closet" when the door was wide open, the closet was made of glass, and everyone could see you in there having gay sex. [[Series/AmericanIdol Clay Aiken]] says he came out because he didn't want to lie to his infant son. Dude, even the baby knew you were gay."''
64	-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''
65
66	->'''Louise:''' Well, we both love shopping, and large women on ''Series/CoronationStreet'', and you'll never guess, he likes collecting Sylvanian Families for the kitsch value as well.\
67	'''Janet:''' Carry on...\
68	'''Louise:''' He loves his mum, he loves Music/{{Steps}}, oh and he loves...\
69	'''Janet:''' Shagging men?\
70	'''Louise:''' I beg your pardon?\
71	'''Donna:''' Well, everything you've told us, Louise, ''absolutely everything'', means that he's camper than a row of tents. Pink tents.\
72	'''Janet:''' Pink tents with gay men in them.
73	-->-- ''Series/TwoPintsOfLagerAndAPacketOfCrisps'', "Bone With the Wind"
74
75	->'''Charlie:''' I know we've never said it as a group, but [[ArmoredClosetGay Mac]]'s gay, right?\
76	''[The rest of the gang agrees]''
77	-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', three seasons before Mac comes out
78
79	->'''Thirteen:''' We oversimplify people. It's how the human mind works. Everything's on or off. Everything's got a... category.\
80	'''Foreman:''' You don't like it. You don't wanna be... oversimplified.\
81	'''Thirteen:''' No one can describe themselves in ten words. Why would we wanna hear anyone else do it?\
82	'''Foreman:''' So you keep it a mystery. No categories if no one knows anything.\
83	'''Thirteen:''' Do you think maybe you're oversimplifying me now?\
84	'''Foreman:''' No. I'm sure you have many reasons to keep yourself a mystery, besides the fact that you're bisexual. ''(she stares at him in StunnedSilence for several seconds)'' Uh, denial would have worked before the long, vacant stare.
85	-->-- ''Series/HouseMD''
86	[[/folder]]
87
88	[[folder:Music]]
89
90	->See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay... they fuck my shit right up. Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."
91	-->-- '''Music/KingMissile''', "Gay/Not Gay"
92
93	->I'm not gay guys\
94	That ain't me\
95	I'm just comfortable with my sexuality\
96	So I can admit when I see a guy\
97	Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes\
98	And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs\
99	And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves\
100	And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod\
101	And ohh my god, take your pants off
102	-->-- ''J Pee'', "I'm Not Gay"
103	[[/folder]]
104
105	[[folder:Webcomics]]
106	->'''Riku:''' Marluxia finally came out of the closet.\
107	'''Namine:''' And like everything else on this show, it was anticlimatic.\
108	''[2 months ago]''\
109	'''Marluxia:''' I've been really confused about who I am. I think I always knew the truth, I just couldn't admit it. But I'm sure now, I'm gay.\
110	'''Zexion:''' And this is more important than my watching ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' reruns... because?
111	-->-- ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort''
112
113	->'''Tom''': Oh for fuck's sake - everyone knows you like cock - accept it already!\
114	'''Jamie''': [[http://www.khaoskomix.com/cgi-bin/incentives.cgi?page=59 NEVAHH!!!]]
115	-->-- ''Webcomic/KhaosKomix''
116
117	->'''Dillon's Agent''': Ho-ho-ho! Don't be silly! I'm not gay! That's why I have you wear the wig!\
118	'''Dillon''': I think it might be a little bit gay.\
119	'''Dillon's Agent''': Dilly... straight married men have secret gay sex all the time!\
120	'''Dillon''': That sounds made up.
121	-->-- ''Webcomic/MenageA3''
122
123	->'''Liam:''' You ''knew'' [[OfficialCouple he and I]] -- that we were --\
124	'''Archie:''' Heh, good joke-- ...oh ''God'', you're not joking. Liam, it wasn't exactly subtle.
125	-->-- ''Webcomic/TrippingOverYou'', [[http://www.trippingoveryou.com/comic/not-about-that 6-47]]
126	[[/folder]]
127
128	[[folder:Web Video]]
129
130	->'''Marik:''' Oh what, just because a guy likes to dress effeminately, and hang around with another extremely attractive man, and read yaoi, and flaunt his gorgeous abs, and stroke a phallic symbol suggestively in every other scene, that ''automatically makes him gay?!''\
131	'''Bakura:''' Kinda.\
132	'''Zorc:''' Yeah, kinda.\
133	'''Teddy Bear:''' Yep!
134	-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
135
136	->'''Shun's Master''': I was referring to your secret about your incredibly powerful cosmos.\
137	'''Shun''': Oh, sorry! I thought you mean my secret about me being gay!\
138	'''Shun's Master''': Is that supposed to be a secret?
139	-->-- ''WebVideo/LesChevaliersDuZodiaqueLaSerieAbregee''
140
141	->'''Tamura''': Here, you can take this to your boyfriend.\
142	'''Makoto''': ''[laughs embarrassedly]'' [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend He's not my boyfriend.]]\
143	'''Tamura''': You're not fooling anyone, dear.
144	-->-- ''WebVideo/FiftyPercentOff''
145	[[/folder]]
146
147	[[folder:Western Animation]]
148
149	->'''Xander''': Mom, Dad...I'm gay.\
150	''[{{Beat}}]''\
151	'''Mr Wifflebottom''': Well Son, I guess the only thing we can say is-\
152	'''Mr & Mrs Wifflebottom''': Uh-''DUH!''
153	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''
154
155	->'''Patty:''' I'm marrying a woman! I'm... I'm gay.\
156	''(Marge has a look of shocked disapproval)''\
157	'''Patty:''' You're not disappointed, are you?\
158	'''Marge:''' No, no! I'm just... surprised!\
159	'''Homer:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah,]] ''[[SarcasmMode big]]'' [[SarcasmMode "surprise"!]] Hey, Marge. Here's another "surprise", I like ''beer''! Ahahahahah!
160	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "There's Something About Marrying"
161
162	->'''Mr. Mackey:''' After being dismissed from teaching, [Mr. Garrison] went off to write romance novels. His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out that his novel won the gay Pulitzer prize, and was considered the best homoerotic novel since ''[[Literature/AdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn Huckleberry Finn]]''.\
163	'''Principal Victoria:''' He finally snapped and had a nervous breakdown and went up into the mountains to live in solitude. \
164	'''Chef:''' Some say that on cold nights you can still hear him moanin', "I'm not gaaay! I'm not gaaay!"\
165	'''Distant Voice:''' ''[--I'mmm nnnooottt gggaaayyy!!!--]''
166	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Fourth Grade"
167
168	->'''Rosie:''' Come now, Alastor, she's much too young for you. Oh, I'm just kidding! I know you're an ace in the hole! \
169	'''Alastor:''' A what now?
170	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "Hello Rosie!"
171
172	[[/folder]]
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