History Quotes / TransparentCloset

->'''Rosie:''' Come now, Alastor. She's much too young for you. Oh, I'm just kidding! I know you're an ace in the hole! \\

->'''Chazz:''' Well, let's see...you have better hair and hygiene than anyone I've ever met, you wear poofy sleeves, you play [[RainbowMotif Crystal Beasts]], and I've never once seen you show interest in a girl. Hell, I didn't even realize you were trying to hide it.

'''Foreman:''' No. I'm sure you have many reasons to keep yourself a mystery, besides the fact that you're bisexual. ''(she stares at him in StunnedSilence for several seconds) Uh, denial would have worked before the long, vacant stare.

'''Sam:''' Gray, I am like seven times smarter than you. I have known since second grade when you had a crush on Mrs. Worthtimer and tried to look up her skirt.\\

'''Thirteen:''' Do you think maybe you're oversimplifying me now?

Quotes related to '''TransparentCloset'''.

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-->--''Franchise/LyricalNanoha fandom''

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'''Sam:''' (''hugs her'') It's great. It's great you are coming out.\\

->'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':That's right, Cindy, I'm gay and if you haven't noticed, so is Ray.\\
'''Ray''':Huh? Wait, whoa! I'm not gay.\\
'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':What do you mean? You took me to the club.\\
'''Ray''': They play good music.\\
'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':What about our trip to San Francisco?\\
'''Ray''':I wanted to do some shopping!\\
'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':But you made love to me!\\
'''Ray''':Hey, you sucked my di..\\
'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':Whatever!

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->'''Kurt:''' Dad... I have something I want to say. I'm glad that you are proud of me... but I don't want to lie any more. Being part of the Glee club and football has really shown me that I can be anything. And... what I am... is... (''taking the leap'') I'm gay.\\
'''Burt:''' (''without pause or shock'') I know.\\

->'''Finn:''' (''reading'') "What Prom Queen candidate is spending a whole lot of time in her closet?" That's garbage, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Quinn's claustrophobic.]]\\

->'''Duncan''': Jen, why would you think I was gay?\\
'''Jen''': Well, you know, I didn't just pull it out of the air. You've just taken me to see a ''gay'' musical called ''Gay!''. You're laughing like mad at every ''gay'' reference. Your friends - ''all'' of whom are gay - say hello by tickling you...

->'''Wally''': Doctor, why do those - you know - those "types" keep thinking that I'm one of them?\\
'''Psychiatrist''': Because you are one of them. You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight. You're gay. I know it, your family knows it. Dogs know it! Everyone seems to know it except you!

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''2 months ago''\\

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->'''Tamura''': Here, you can take this to your boyfriend.
->'''Makoto''': [laughs embarrassedly] [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend He's not my boyfriend.]]
->'''Tamura''': You're not fooling anyone, dear.

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-->-- ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff''

->You can't call it "coming out of the closet" when the door was wide open, the closet was made of glass, and everyone could see you in there having gay sex. Music/ClayAiken says he came out because he didn't want to lie to his infant son. Dude, even the baby knew you were gay.

->'''Riku:''' Marluxia finally came out of the closet.\\
'''Namine:''' And like everything else on this show, it was anticlimatic.\\
''2 months ago''\\
'''Marluxia:''' I've been really confused about who I am. I think I always knew the truth, I just couldn't admit it. But I'm sure now, I'm gay.\\
'''Zexion:''' And this is more important than my watching ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' reruns... because?
-->-- ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort''

->'''Xander''': Mom, Dad...I'm gay.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Mr Wifflebottom''': Well Son, I guess the only thing we can say is-\\
'''Mr & Mrs Wifflebottom''': Uh-''DUH!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''

->'''Kurt:''' Dad... I have something I want to say. I'm glad that you are proud of me... but I don't want to lie any more. Being part of the Glee club and football has really shown me that I can be anything. And... what I am... is... (''taking the leap'') I'm gay.\\
'''Burt:''' (''without pause or shock'') I know.\\
'''Kurt:''' Really?!\\
'''Burt:''' I've known since you were three. All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels.
-->-- ''Series/{{Glee}}''

->'''Finn:''' (''reading'') "What Prom Queen candidate is spending a whole lot of time in her closet?" That's garbage, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Quinn's claustrophobic.]]\\
'''Rachel:''' No, that's Santana. Read the next one...
-->-- ''Series/{{Glee}}''

->'''Tom''': Oh for fuck's sake - everyone knows you like cock - accept it already!\\
'''Jamie''': [[http://www.khaoskomix.com/cgi-bin/incentives.cgi?page=59 NEVAHH!!!]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/KhaosKomix''

->See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay... they fuck my shit right up. Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."
-->-- '''Music/KingMissile''', "Gay/Not Gay"

->'''Dillon's Agent''': Ho-ho-ho! Don't be silly! I'm not gay! That's why I have you wear the wig!\\
'''Dillon''': I think it might be a little bit gay.\\
'''Dillon's Agent''': Dilly... straight married men have secret gay sex all the time!\\
'''Dillon''': That sounds made up.
-->-- ''Webcomic/MenageA3''

->'''Mr. Mackey:''' After being dismissed from teaching, [Mr. Garrison] went off to write romance novels. His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out that his novel won the gay Pulitzer prize, and was considered the best homoerotic novel since ''[[Literature/AdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn Huckleberry Finn]]''.\\
'''Principal Victoria:''' He finally snapped and had a nervous breakdown and went up into the mountains to live in solitude. \\
'''Chef:''' Some say that on cold nights you can still hear him moanin', "I'm not gaaay! I'm not gaaay!"\\
'''Distant Voice:''' ''[--I'mmm nnnooottt gggaaayyy!!!--]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Fourth Grade"

->'''Marik:''' Oh what, just because a guy likes to dress effeminately, and hang around with another extremely attractive man, and read yaoi, and flaunt his gorgeous abs, and stroke a phallic symbol suggestively in every other scene, that ''automatically makes him gay?!''\\
'''Bakura:''' Kinda.\\
'''Zorc:''' Yeah, kinda.\\
'''Teddy Bear:''' Yep!
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->'''Shun's Master''': I was referring to your secret about your incredibly powerful cosmos.\\
'''Shun''': Oh, sorry! I thought you mean my secret about me being gay!\\
'''Shun's Master''': Is that supposed to be a secret?
-->--''WebVideo/LesChevaliersDuZodiaqueLaSerieAbregee''

->'''Tamura''': Here, you can take this to your boyfriend.
->'''Makoto''': [laughs embarrassedly] [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend He's not my boyfriend.]]
->'''Tamura''': You're not fooling anyone, dear.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff''

->'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':That's right, Cindy, I'm gay and if you haven't noticed, so is Ray.\\
'''Ray''':Huh? Wait, whoa! I'm not gay.\\
'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':What do you mean? You took me to the club.\\
'''Ray''': They play good music.\\
'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':What about our trip to San Francisco?\\
'''Ray''':I wanted to do some shopping!\\
'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':But you made love to me!\\
'''Ray''':Hey, you sucked my di..\\
'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':Whatever!
-->-- ''Film/ScaryMovie''

->[[MemeticMutation Rainbows are straighter than Subaru]].
-->--''Franchise/LyricalNanoha fandom''

->'''Liam:''' You ''knew'' [[OfficialCouple he and I]] -- that we were --\\
'''[[spoiler:Archie]]:''' Heh, good joke-- ...oh ''God'', you're not joking.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TrippingOverYou''

-->-- ''J Pee'', "I’m Not Gay"

->I Am Straight; Vaginas and Boobies Give Me MY ERECTIONS; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.
-->--'''[[Webcomic/{{Sonichu}} Christian Weston Chandler]]''', three years before coming out as a "male lesbian"

—>— ‘’Music/JPee’’, “I’m Not Gay”

And the tightest ass, and
those sculpted calves\\
And those bulging quads,
and the perfect bod\\

-->--''WebVideo/SaintSeiyaAbridged''

->Creator/TomCruise gets all the credit for being the reigning Empress of Scientology and I know he’s allegedly [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense David Miscavige’s sugar daddy]], but that trick really has nothing on Creator/JohnTravolta. If there is such thing as the Empress of Scientology pageant, then this year’s crown (which probably looks like [[DodgyToupee this]]) needs to sit on top of John Travolta’s luxurious beaver tail wig. Because while Tommy Girl is keeping his mouth lips shut about ''Going Clear'', the wigged one has put on his fightin’ wig and is defending Scientology like he has to or they’ll expose his secrets. Oh, wait…
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/21/john-travolta-wants-the-scientology-haters-to-read-a-book-specifically-a-book-titled-dianetics/ Michael K.]]'''

->'''Ms. Tamura''': Here, you can take this to your boyfriend.

->'''Ms. Tamura''': You're not fooling anyone, dear.

-->--'''[[{{sonichu}} Christian Weston Chandler]]''', three years before coming out as a "male lesbian"

-->--'''[[{{sonichu}} Christian Weston Chandler]]'''

-->--''Franchise/LyricalNanoha''

->Creator/TomCruise gets all the credit for being the reigning Empress of Scientology and I know he’s allegedly [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense David Miscavige’s sugar daddy]], but that trick really has nothing on Creator/JohnTravolta. If there is such thing as the Empress of Scientology pageant, then this year’s crown (which probably looks like [[DidgyToupee this]]) needs to sit on top of John Travolta’s luxurious beaver tail wig. Because while Tommy Girl is keeping his mouth lips shut about ''Going Clear'', the wigged one has put on his fightin’ wig and is defending Scientology like he has to or they’ll expose his secrets. Oh, wait…

->'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':That's right, Cindy, I'm gay and if you
haven't noticed, so is Ray.\\

'''[[spoiler:Bobby]]''':What do you mean? You took me to
the club.\\