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1->''"Goooooooldfingaaaaaaaaaaaar! He's the man, the man with the Midas touch! A spider's touch!"''
2-->-- '''[[LargeHam Shirley Bassey]]''', ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}''
3
4->''"You had it all!\
5The day you told me, told me you want me\
6I had it all.\
7But let you fool me, fool me completely.\
8Yeah, I was so stupid to give you all my attention.\
9Cause the way you played me, exposed your true intentions!\
10And one day, I'll have you begging on your knees for me!\
11Yeah, one day, you'll be crawling like a centipede.\
12You mess with me, and mess with her.\
13So I'll make sure you get what you deserve!"\
14And one day, I'll have you begging on your knees for me!''
15-->-- '''Tori Vega''' singing ''Begging On Your Knees'' about [[spoiler: [[ManipulativeBastard Ryder Daniels]]]], ''Series/{{Victorious}}''
16
17-> ''Everybody in the USA\
18Hates this stupid neighbor\
19He's Flanders and he's really really lame.\
20Flanders tried to wreck my song\
21His views on birth control are wrong\
22I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.''
23-->— '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''[[note]] Incidentally, Homer is the only person in the universe who thinks of Flanders as a villain.[[/note]]
24
25->''I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear\
26someone else is [[ManipulativeBastard pulling at the strings]]\
27Something terrible is going down through the entire town\
28wreaking anarchy and all it brings\
29\
30I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all\
31I curse the name, [[BigBad the one behind it all]]...\
32\
33Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon\
34And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon\
35Discord, whatever did we do\
36To make you take our world away?\
37\
38Discord, [[ForTheEvulz are we your prey alone,]]\
39Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?\
40Discord, we won't take it anymore\
41So take your tyranny away!\
42\
43I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go\
44[[WorldGoneMad Now the world is being torn apart]]\
45A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,\
46what a terrifying work of art!''
47-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDMGv3hNMes&list=LL1yi82Ntf9GGcExTiZey1jw Discord]]'', a fanmade TheVillainSucksSong for [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Discord]].
48
49->''Who's got a smile like a wild boar?\
50Whose teeth cut chain at the hardware store\
51The girl who's rotten to the core\
52Icky Vicky\
53Whose breath smells like a dog's behind\
54Who's cuddly as a porcupine?\
55Who's a curse on all mankind?\
56Icky Vicky\
57Who only comes out at night?\
58Who gives ghosts and ghouls a fright?\
59Who gave Dracula a bite?\
60Do I even have to say it?\
61Who's the meanest girl in town?\
62Who turns smiles into frowns?\
63The biggest dragon in Chinatown?\
64Icky Vicky''
65-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''
66
67->''There goes Mr. Humbug''
68->''There goes Mr. Grim''
69->''If they gave a prize for being mean,''
70->''The winner would be him''
71-->--'''"Scrooge"''', ''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol''
72
73->''These vowels have a problem, and Silent E's to blame''
74->''Instead of aa, eh, ih, ah, uh, he makes them say their name''
75->''He's changed their sounds to ay and ee and eye and oh and you''
76->''With powers like that, just think about the damage he can do!''
77-->--'''"Silent E"''', ''Series/BetweenTheLions''
78
79->''Who is that guy who spoils the cowboys' fun''
80->''The one who always hides behind a [[DastardlyWhiplash mustache]] and a gun''
81->''The one who comes round and makes the gentle people run?''
82->''He's the baaad guuuuuuuuy!''
83->''The baaad guuuuuuuuy!''
84-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueyxMQ_KT9k "Bad Guy"]]''', ''Series/ShiningTimeStation''
85
86->''Trucks are waiting in the yard''\
87''Tackling them with ease'll''\
88''Show the world what I can do''\
89''Gaily boast the diesel''\
90''In and out he creeps about''\
91''Like a big black weasel''\
92''When he pulls the wrong trucks out''\
93''Pop Goes The Diesel!''
94-->-- "Pop Goes The Diesel" sung by '''the Troublesome Trucks''' on Diesel, ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends''
95
96->''She's just a devil woman''\
97''With evil on her mind!''\
98''Beware the devil woman!''\
99''She's gonna get you from behind!''
100-->-- '''Cliff Richard''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7ilisAGj0 "Devil Woman"]]
101
102->''Ain't got no water anywhere''\
103''Food's bad and so's the air''\
104''Got no resources; we're in a great big stupor''\
105''All because of the evil King Koopa!''
106-->-- '''Toad''', ''Film/SuperMarioBros1993''[[note]]You can hear the extended version [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJy7_lJs0o here]].[[/note]]
107
108->''Too late to be known as John the First\
109He's sure to be known as John the Worst!''
110-->--''WesternAnimation/RobinHood1973'', although [[ArtisticLicenseHistory he WAS John the First]].
111
112->'''Petey''': ''Let me take a little tick now to colour in the scene,\
113'Cross the valley lived three yokels named Boggis, Bunce and Bean!\
114Now these three crazy jackies had our hero on the run,\
115Shot the tail off the cuss with a fox-shootin' gun,\
116But that stylish little fox was as clever as a whip\
117And as quick as gopher that was'' hy-per-ac-a-tive!\
118''Now those three farmers sit t'where there's a hole was once a hill,\
119Singing diddle-da daddle-da doddle-do doodle-dum\
120And as far as I can reckon, they're-a sittin' up there still,\
121Singin' zippy-zee, zappy-za, yappy-yo-''\
122'''Bean''': What are you singing, Petey?\
123'''Petey''': ...Just making it up as I went along, really.\
124'''Bean''': [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor That's just weak song writing! You wrote a bad song, Petey!]]
125-->--''WesternAnimation/FantasticMrFox''
126
127->''Wounds won't last long''\
128''But an insulting song''\
129''[[NeverLiveItDown Burns will always carry with him]]''\
130
131->''So I'll settle my score''\
132''On the salsa floor''\
133''With this vengeful Latin rhythm!''\
134
135->''¡Burns!''\
136''Con el corazón de perro''[[note]]with the heart of a dog[[/note]]\
137''¡Señor Burns!''\
138''¡El diablo con dinero!''[[note]]he's the devil with money[[/note]]\
139
140->''[[CardCarryingVillain It may not surprise you]]''\
141''But [[HatedByAll all of us despise you]]''\
142''Please die and fry''\
143''In Hell''\
144''You rotten''\
145''Rich, old wretch!''\
146
147->''¡Adiós, viejo!''[[note]]Bye-bye, old man![[/note]]
148-->'''Señor Burns''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
149
150->''We went to court''\
151''Against the world's worst sport''\
152''And learned important lessons on the way''\
153''We spoke with perfect candor''\
154''And got accused of slander''\
155''[[FrivolousLawsuit 'Cause Bob Murray wants to make us pay]]''\
156''So even though he'll threaten''\
157''Legal armageddon''\
158''We have just one tiny thing to say:''\
159''Bob Murray can go fuck himself today!''
160-->-- '''"Eat Shit, Bob!"''', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''
161
162->''You think you're someone's hero''\
163''You're hiding more than your eyes''\
164''I challenge your weak manifesto''\
165''The goal of a savior is not to be [[VillainSong lionized]]''
166-->-- '''"Nevermore"''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''
167
168->''Yo, let me tell y'all a story 'bout a girl I knew''\
169''A broke ass bitch with a gay-ass crew''\
170''She said that I was cute, she said that I was funny''\
171''[[GoldDigger But the honey couldn't stop lookin' at my money]]''\
172''Busted old lady with a flat tiny ass''\
173''Her body like a skeleton in science class''\
174''Face beat up by the school of hard Knox''\
175''Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox''\
176''It's like she's skinny and fat in all the wrong places''\
177''Mothers gotta cover their baby's faces''\
178''When she walks by, people think she's Godzilla''\
179''Straight outta Compton? Naw, y'all, Straight outta Thrilla''\
180''Lookin' like a zombie, walkin' like a chicken''\
181''Mouth is full of shit, that's why her breath be stinkin'''\
182''Just one question Dee, before ya take your bow''\
183''Your gravy train's leavin', so who's retarded now?''
184-->-- '''Lil' Kevin's rap to Dee''', ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''
185
186->''Nazi Stormfront, Hitler's star''\
187''[[PayEvilUntoEvil Run her over with a car]]''
188-->-- '''An anti-Stormfront meme''', ''Series/TheBoys2019''
189
190->''You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch''\
191''You really are a heel''\
192''You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch''\
193''You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!''\
194\
195''You're a monster, Mr. Grinch''\
196''Your heart's an empty hole''\
197''Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch''\
198''I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole!''\
199\
200''You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch''\
201''You have termites in your smile''\
202''You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch''\
203''Given the choice between the two of you, [[InsultToRocks I'd take the seasick crocodile]]!''\
204\
205''You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch''\
206''You're a nasty-wasty skunk''\
207''Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch''\
208''The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink, stank, stunk!''\
209\
210''You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch''\
211''You're the king of sinful sots''\
212''Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch''\
213''Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled-up knots!''\
214\
215''You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch''\
216''With a nauseous super-naus''\
217''You're a crooked, jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch''\
218''You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!''
219-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas''
220
221->'''Geoff''': ''Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl,''\
222'''Blaineley''': That's me!\
223'''Geoff''': ''Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!''\
224'''Blaineley''': What?!\
225'''Geoff''': ''She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer, who calls herself "your host"!''\
226''Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!''\
227'''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\
228'''Blaineley''': Hey! ({{Beat}}) Hey...\
229'''Geoff''': ''She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand!''\
230''[[ToiletHumor She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double flush the can]]!''\
231'''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\
232'''Blaineley''': I eat a lot of fibre!\
233'''Geoff''': ''She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight,''\
234''So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!'' \
235'''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\
236'''Geoff''': ''She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly.''\
237''There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!''\
238'''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\
239'''Geoff''': ''She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley!''\
240''She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineleeey! It's '''[[EmbarrassingFirstName Mildred!]]'''''
241-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour]]'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaAftermathIIIAftermathAftermayhem Aftermath Aftermayhem]]" during the musical number "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley"
242
243->''The sound of hoof beats cross the glade!\
244Good folk, lock up your son and daughter!\
245Beware the deadly flashing blade,\
246unless you want to end up shorter!\
247Black Adder! Black Adder! He rides a pitch black steed!\
248Black Adder! Black Adder! He's very bad indeed!\
249Black - his gloves of finest mole.\
250Black - his codpiece made of metal.\
251His horse is blacker than a vole.\
252his pot is blacker than his kettle.\
253Black Adder! Black Adder! With many a cunning plan!\
254Black Adder! Black Adder! You horrid little man!''
255-->--Theme song of ''Series/BlackAdder'', Season One
256
257->''Soundcloud rapper\
258To trash disaster\
259I'll diss this time\
260I'll show you how to rhyme\
261Someone should leash your greed\
262Push aside the attention you need\
263All you did was betray\
264Now you've become worthless prey\
265Those grinchy eyes should see that all you've done made you alone\
266And you had caring friends, that you had never known\
267No forgiving\
268Here's what you're missing\
269Come on guys now, all rock with me!\
270Time to set your hatred free\
271Taunting Bob, his darkest hour\
272Help our friend and make him see\
273Lying, mistreating, Pain is all that he brings\
274Only wish you knew...\
275Sorry Bob but you are through!\
276It's time to for Saiko's wrath\
277And take down this sociopath\
278How bout you run back home\
279[[Recap/SMG4MarioAndTheBobMansion Buy another house we'll burn]]\
280[[Recap/SMG4MarioAndTheWell Or we could drop you in a well and never look that way]]\
281And if we let you out\
282I bet you'd wanna stay\
283All that money\
284Won't save you honey\
285Come on guys now, all rock with me!\
286Time to set your hatred free\
287Taunting Bob, his darkest hour\
288Help our friend and make him see\
289Lying, mistreating, Pain is all that he brings\
290Here is where it ends...\
291You don't mess with all your friends!''
292-->--''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4MarioAndTheDissTrack Mario and The Diss Track]]"
293
294->'''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''He's no longer a doc!''\
295'''Sonic & Knuckles''': ''No way!''\
296'''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''His degree is a crock!''\
297'''Sonic & Knuckles''': ''Oh, word!''\
298'''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''He was once feared a lot!''\
299'''Sonic & Knuckles''': ''[[LaughablyEvil Sort of]]''\
300'''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''Now he's just a crackpot!''
301-->--Chorus of '''No longer a Doc''' from ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', "[[Recap/SonicBoomS2E35MisterEggman Mister Eggman]]", after everybody finds out that Dr. Eggman never managed to get his doctorate.
302
303->''Of all things malign\
304An accident on the assembly line today\
305Cut him to the bone\
306"But what can you expect\
307From clumsy eight-year-olds?" I'm told\
308Look outside the window\
309You see the growing crowd of kids\
310With missing arms and feet nothing to eat\
311What cold, heartless beast\
312Can sit and have his feast? Every night\
313While their plight's always in his sight.\
314Robber Baron, in the tower\
315Counting all his gold\
316You know while he goes unchecked\
317And stays in power,\
318He's never gonna let, he's never gonna let,\
319He's never gonna let us go.''
320-->-- Music/{{Voltaire}}, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpDAIG5lBhk Robber Baron]]"
321
322->"And who are you", the proud lord said,\
323"That I must bow so low?\
324"Only a cat of a different coat,\
325That's all the truth I know.\
326In a coat of gold or a coat of red,\
327A lion still has claws,\
328And mine are long and sharp, my lord,\
329As long and sharp as yours."\
330\
331And so he spoke, and so he spoke,\
332That lord of Castamere,\
333But now the rains weep o'er his hall,\
334With no one there to hear.\
335Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall,\
336And not a soul to hear.
337-->-- '''The Rains of Castamere''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''
338
339->''Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch\
340She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.\
341She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.\
342She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!''
343-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''
344
345->'''Owl''': "It sneaks into your library and scribbles in all your books."
346->'''Others''': "The Backson! The Backson! We don't like the Backson!"
347->'''Owl''': "When decorating your Christmas tree, it tangles up all the hooks!"
348->'''Others''': "The Backson! The Backson! We're afraid of the Backson!"
349-->-- ''WesternAnimation/WinnieThePooh2011''
350
351->''She's an evil enchantress!\
352She does evil dances,\
353If you look into her eyes,\
354She'll put you in trances!\
355And what will she do?\
356She'll mix up an evil brew!\
357Then she'll gobble you up in a big, tasty stew!\
358So watch out!''
359-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "Bridle Gossip"
360
361->''Shing-a-ling, what a creepy thing to be happening!\
362Look out, look out, look out, look out!\
363Shang-a-lang, feel the sturm and drang in the air!\
364Sha-la-la, stop right where you are, don't you move a thing!\
365You'd better, telling you you'd better,\
366Tell your mama something's gonna get 'er!\
367She'd better, everybody'd better beware!''
368-->-- '''Background Singers''', ''Film/LittleShopOfHorrors''
369
370->''Klogg is dead, and we want to celebrate it!\
371He's pushin' up daises, former, and belated!\
372He's a bad guy that's why were elated\
373well, Klogg is dead!\
374("follow the bouncing skull!")\
375\
376Yeesss, Kloggs kaput!\
377No longer opperatin'!\
378Retired! Expired!\
379Quite an emancipation!\
380Released, Deceased!\
381Gone bust, he's dust!\
382Let's lift up our shorts\
383And do a pelvic thrust!\
384(Uhh!)\
385\
386Klogg is dead!\
387He was dirty and obscene, and not a little mean!\
388So we'll sing in one accord,\
389Now that he's gone to his reward!\
390\
391Klogg is dead, he's history!\
392Why we shake our booty's no mystery!\
393He's gone at last, his time has past!\
394Now we can go back to passing gas!\
395([[ToiletHumor Five burps followed by a fart sound]])\
396Yeah, Klogg IS DEAD!''
397-->--'''"Klogg is dead!"''', ''VideoGame/{{Skullmonkeys}}''

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