1 | ->"Will somebody ''please'' cue that bird?!"\ |
2 | ''[Bird flies by, cawing]''\ |
3 | SAM / UR / I / PIZ-ZA / CATS[[note]]This is exactly the way appears on the show, but "Samurai" is still the official spelling for the show's name. Also, the "A" in "CATS" has a spinning star.[[/note]] ("Oh yeah!")\ |
4 | Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?\ |
5 | SAM / UR / I / PIZ-ZA / CATS ("Right on!")\ |
6 | They're stamping out crime and you know that ain't baloney\ |
7 | There's Speedy Cerviche, [[TheHero he's the leader of the bunch]] ("That's right!")\ |
8 | A heckuva fighter makes a heckuva lunch\ |
9 | And little Polly Esther, who's never afraid ("That's me!")\ |
10 | Of [[ActionGirl going into battle when the bad guys invade]]\ |
11 | There's Guido Anchovy, a [[HandsomeLech wild romantic rover]]\ |
12 | This cat gets down down [sic] with a love hangover\ |
13 | Here come the Pizza Cats\ |
14 | They're so bad ("Ta-da!")\ |
15 | [[TakeThat They've got more fur than any]] [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles turtle]] [[TakeThat ever had]]\ |
16 | They're stronger than old cheese ("Stronger than old cheese!")\ |
17 | And stronger than dirt ("More stronger than dirt!")\ |
18 | If you step on their tails ("Not on my tail")\ |
19 | Then you're gonna get hurt ("Don't hurt me!")\ |
20 | SAM / UR / I / PIZ-ZA / CATS\ |
21 | They're fighting crime all over town\ |
22 | Three, Two, One\ |
23 | Pizza Cats are on the run\ |
24 | The Big Cheese is [[BigBad the villain]], who's lower than low\ |
25 | It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo\ |
26 | We've got our nasty [[TheDragon Bad Bird]] and some nasty [[{{Mook}} Ninja Crows]]\ |
27 | As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show\ |
28 | Sit right back, kick up your feet, turn the sound up high\ |
29 | And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza pie\ |
30 | Samurai Pizza Cats! |
31 | |
32 | -> Ladies and gentlemen of Website/TVTropes, the Samurai Pizza Cat Fan Club Oath! |
33 | -->'''Seymour "The Big Cheese" Cheese''': The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note: |
34 | -->'''Jerry Atric''': Their antics take your breath away |
35 | -->'''The Big Cheese''': Like fur balls in your throat. |
36 | -->'''Speedy Cerviche''': We kittens are a special breed. We never call retreat! |
37 | -->'''Guido Anchovy''': Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down... |
38 | -->'''Polly Esther''': We land upon our feet! |
39 | -->'''Narrator''': So hail to thee, oh Pizza Cats! |
40 | -->Please ring your little bell |
41 | -->Although you may be pen and ink |
42 | -->We know you'll fight like |
43 | -->'''Speedy, Guido, and Polly''': [[CurseCutShort PIZZA CATS]]! |
44 | |
45 | ->Francine: A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and threatening to destroy our entire way of life! |
46 | ->Guido: Must be rap music. |
47 | |
48 | ->Otama (AKA: Francine) on PA system (''roughly translated''): Please excuse the noise! Our delicious Pizza Cats[[note]]In the original Japanese version, "Pizza Cats" is just the name of the restaurant where they work.[[/note]] specialty, our "special express delivery" is about to fire! For your own safety, please stand behind the white line![[note]]A later version goes "Everyone, please stand behind the white line!".[[/note]] (''cut to inside where Otama is about to launch the Nyankee / Pizza Cats'') Here we go! |
49 | ->Unnamed dog boy: Hey mom, the Pizza Cats[[note]]He's actually calling them "Pizza ya-san", which is roughly "the pizza store people". Discotek Media simply translated it as "Pizza Cats" for the sake of convenience.[[/note]] are launching again. |
50 | ->His mother: (''Varies between episodes, but not quite as much, and not quite in the same way as in the GagDub'') |
51 | |
52 | ->Princess Usa / Vi: SEND HIM / HER / THEM TO THE PRISON ISLAND!![[note]]This version of the line is closer to the original Japanese version, and is the line used by Discotek Media in its subs of the show.[[/note]] |
53 | |
54 | ->"Shogun Iei-iei Tokugawa": Pafoo! |
55 | ->"Emperor Fred": Fuh-RED! |
56 | |
57 | ->Lord Ko'on: KUYASHII![[note]]He usually says this several times.[[/note]] (''he then blows himself up; usually done at the end of each episode when the Kara-Kara Clan fails to defeat the Nyankees / Pizza Cats'') |
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