Line #35 Quotes/KudzuPlot


1	[[AC:Film -- Live-Action]]
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3	->'''The Dude:''' I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?\
4	'''The Big Lebowski:''' What in God's holy name are you blathering about?!
5	-->-- ''Film/TheBigLebowski''
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7	[[AC:Podcasts]]
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9	->''"We also learn more about the Niwa family: Grandpa's past, Mom's past, Daddy comes home, watch the main character choose his love between the two twins Risa and Riku, meet this random blonde chick, revive a sealed soul named Towa and... FOCUS!"''
10	-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMJfA0ygbvA This podcast]] on ''Manga/DNAngel''.
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12	[[AC:Video Games]]
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14	->'''Mickey:''' You see? It all makes sense!\
15	'''Sora:''' It... does?
16	-->-- [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Actual dialogue]] in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''
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18	->''"Remember, [[IceCreamKoan answers are only questions with funny hats]]."''
19	-->-- '''The Cheshire Cat''', ''[[VideoGame/BookwormAdventures Bookworm Adventures Volume 2]]''
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21	[[AC:Webcomics]]
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23	->''This comic is convoluted and has a ridiculously huge archive. The story section alone has over 2,000 comics full of weird magic-babble.''
24	-->-- '''Dan Shive''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' (in the commentary on [[https://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2063 this strip]])
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26	->I Suddenly Dont Understand Anything And Am Currently Casting Sincere Doubt On The Laughable Insinuation That I Or Anyone Else Ever Actually Did For Even A Single Moment
27	-->-- '''Kanaya Maryam''' {{lampshad\|eHanging}}ing the plot of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
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29	->''Mystery solved!''
30	-->-- '''Tom Siddell''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt''
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32	[[AC:Web Original]]
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34	->''With all those characters and plotlines going on it's apparently really easy to lose track of what you're doing. That's why even good shows have plotlines that they've just discarded like so many Egg [=McMuffin=] wrappers on the street.''
35	-->--''Website/{{Cracked}}'', "[[https://web.archive.org/web/20090917114541/http://www.cracked.com/article/117_the-5-most-maddeningly-unresolved-tv-plotlines/ The 5 Most Maddeningly Unresolved TV Plotlines]]"
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37	->''It would be one thing if the narrative space created by the clear-out were interesting. But instead this marks the point where ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' fully commits to its plan of focusing on an ever expanding spaghetti of subplots instead of actually paying off its most interesting promises and concepts''
38	-->-- '''El Sandifer''' on the Red Wedding, "[[https://web.archive.org/web/20160324001231/https://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/a-brief-treatise-on-the-rules-of-thrones-309-the-rains-of-castamere/ A Brief Treatise on the Rules of Thrones 3.09: The Rains of Castamere]]"
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40	->''Jeff Grubb and later Steven Schend and Eric Boyd always religiously followed Ed's guideline: 'For every one of my loose ends you tie up or explain, create three new ones and weave them into the [[TabletopGame/ForgottenRealms Realms]], to keep it alive and interesting.' Pity that guideline somehow gotten forgotten or repudiated, since.''
41	-->-- '''The Hooded One''', [[WordOfGod Lady Herald of Realmslore]], on SharedUniverse upkeep, [[http://forum.candlekeep.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11313&whichpage=1#229210 Candlekeep forums]].
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43	->''It's only at [[TheReveal this point]] in [[TheAnimeOfTheGame the series]] that I realized that the entire concept of'' Franchise/BlazBlue ''revolves around [[StableTimeLoop time looping in]] [[GroundhogDayLoop on itself]]. But if that's the case, [[NoOntologicalInertia then how come there was]] [[EldritchAbomination the Black Beast]]? But then this really crazy thing happens where, like, Ragna and Noel''[[labelnote:*]]actually [[YouAreNumberSix Nu-13]][[/labelnote]] ''don't fall into the Cauldron and they never [[TimeTravel go back in time]] to [[FusionDance form the Black Beast]], which means there shouldn't be any [[TheCorruption seithr]], which means that none of this should've ever happened but it -- [[TimeyWimeyBall it keeps happening]]. I never figured out why.'' ([[DrivenToMadness voice begins to break]]) ''[[FridgeLogic It never made any sense to me]] because somebody didn't think this thing through. Somebody just kept throwing in stuff into the'' [=BlazBlue=] ''lore, thinking people [[MST3KMantra would think]] [[RuleOfCool it was cool]] and I'm sorry to say that [[SuddenlyShouting IT WORKED! BUT IT DIDN'T WORK ON ME! OH NO!]] I see'' [=BlazBlue=] ''for what it really is! It's a mess! It's a crappy mess and [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I HATE IT!]] [[DissonantSerenity And that's why it's #7.]]''
44	-->-- '''Nick Cramer''' on ''Anime/BlazBlueAlterMemory'' (and the main narrative of [[Franchise/BlazBlue its source material]]), Website/ScrewAttack's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZuki3QTb2s#t=4m3s "Top 10 Worst Cartoons Based on Video Games"]]
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46	[[AC:Web Video]]
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48	->''Allow me to bamboozle you with my cryptic nonsense that won't pay off for another four seasons!''
49	-->-- '''Shadi''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
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51	->'''Master of Masters:''' Also, take this black box.\
52	'''Luxu:''' What's inside?\
53	'''Master of Masters:''' You silly goose. It's not a ''Kingdom Hearts'' game if [[TheChrisCarterEffect it doesn't add more questions to the player]].
54	-->-- ''[[WebVideo/KingdomHeartsInANutshell Kingdom Hearts X- Back Cover in a nutshell]]''
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56	->''[WesternAnimation/{{Disenchantment}}] continues to be an extremely, extremely meticulously designed show. But there are so many mysteries stacked on top of each other that it sometimes feels like the writers are shuffling them around randomly, just revisiting them whenever they feel like it. They'll totally abandon a sub-plot from Part 2, and then boom! They'll sideswipe us with it when we're least expecting it. As a result, it feels more like multiple storylines are competing with each other for screen time, rather than being one cohesive narrative.''
57	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheRealJims''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IontxFkW66A Netflix Review - Disenchantment (Part 3)]]"
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59	->''Hours and hours of theorizing go into making the most benign statements about this franchise and anything less than rock-hard evidence is thrown right out. That makes it very hard for someone, like me, without encyclopedic knowledge of the franchise to keep up. And ''with'' encyclopedic knowledge, it turns out that's not enough.''
60	-->-- '''WebVideo/BumblesMcFumbles''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-DbEybuqns explaining the timeline]] of ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys''
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62	[[AC:Western Animation]]
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64	->''"[[WaterIsAir That]] just raises ''[[VoodooShark further]]'' questions!"''
65	-->-- '''Hermes Conrad''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

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