History Quotes / KudzuPlot

->''"Remember, [[IceCreamKoan answers are only questions with funny hats.]]"''

-->-- '''Dan Shive''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' (in the commentary on [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2063 this strip]])

-->--''Website/{{Cracked}}'', "[[http://www.cracked.com/article/117_the-5-most-maddeningly-unresolved-tv-plotlines/ The 5 Most Maddeningly Unresolved TV Plotlines]]"

-->-- '''El Sandifer''' on the Red Wedding, "[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/a-brief-treatise-on-the-rules-of-thrones-309-the-rains-of-castamere/ A Brief Treatise on the Rules of Thrones 3.09: The Rains of Castamere]]"

->''It's only at [[TheReveal this point]] in [[TheAnimeOfTheGame the series]] that I realized that the entire concept of'' Franchise/BlazBlue ''revolves around [[StableTimeLoop time looping in]] [[GroundhogDayLoop on itself]]. But if that's the case, [[NoOntologicalInertia then how come there was]] [[EldritchAbomination the Black Beast]]? But then this really crazy thing happens where, like, Ragna and Noel''[[labelnote:*]]actually [[CloningBlues Nu]]-[[YouAreNumberSix 13]][[/labelnote]] ''don't fall into the Cauldron and they never [[TimeTravel go back in time]] to [[FusionDance form the Black Beast]], which means there shouldn't be any [[TheCorruption seithr]], which means that none of this should've ever happened but it -- [[TimeyWimeyBall it keeps happening]]. I never figured out why.'' ([[DrivenToMadness voice begins to break]]) ''[[FridgeLogic It never made any sense to me]] because somebody didn't think this thing through. Somebody just kept throwing in stuff into the'' [=BlazBlue=] ''lore, thinking people [[MST3KMantra would think]] [[RuleOfCool it was cool]] and I'm sorry to say that [[SuddenlyShouting IT WORKED! BUT IT DIDN'T WORK ON ME! OH NO!]] I see'' [=BlazBlue=] ''for what it really is! It's a mess! It's a crappy mess and [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I HATE IT!]] [[DissonantSerenity And that's why it's #7.]]''

-->-- '''Bumbles [=McFumbles=]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-DbEybuqns explaining the timeline]] of ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys''

-->-- '''Bumbles [=McFumbles=]''' [[https://youtu.be/a-DbEybuqns explaining the timeline]] of ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys''

->"''Hours and hours of theorizing go into making the most benign statements about this franchise and anything less than rock-hard evidence is thrown right out. That makes it very hard for someone, like me, without encyclopedic knowledge of the franchise to keep up. And ''with'' encyclopedic knowledge, it turns out that's not enough.''"
-->-- Bumbles [=McFumbles=] [[https://youtu.be/a-DbEybuqns explaining the timeline]] of ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys''

'''Sora:''' It...does?
-->-- Actual dialogue in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''