Line #119 Quotes/FreddyPharkasFrontierPharmacist


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3	[[folder:The Ballad of the Demo of Freddy Pharkas]]
4	-->''When the West was wild and lawless,''
5	-->''There was once a druggist, brave and flawless,''
6	-->''Named Freddy Pharkas,''
7	-->''A champion through and through.''
8
9	-->''Now his life's the stuff of stories,''
10	-->''Of computer games with inventories,''
11	-->''Puzzles and graphics, and twisted humor too.''
12
13	-->''Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
14	-->''Showing you how the West was fun,''
15	-->''Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
16	-->''Pharmacist with a gun.''
17
18	-->''Freddy's fable is an earful:''
19	-->''Back when men were men and sheep were fearful,''
20	-->''Folks down in Coarsegold were headin' downhill fast.''
21
22	-->''Then a villain, spreading mayhem,''
23	-->''Comes to town and tries to scare away them,''
24	-->''Can Freddy save them, and reconcile his past?''
25
26	-->''Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
27	-->''Hiding out from his own dark youth,''
28	-->''Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
29	-->''Stands for justice and truth.''
30
31	-->''Now the game of Freddy Pharkas''
32	-->''Is from old Creator/AlLowe, who made his mark as''
33	-->''Dad and designer of [[VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry Larrys one through five.]]''
34
35	-->''But while Larry's slightly dirty,''
36	-->''Freddy isn't anywhere as nerdy,''
37	-->''Short, lewd or balding, nor pushing forty-five.''
38
39	-->''Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
40	-->''Digitized and in VGA.''
41	-->''Freddy Pharkas. Freddy Pharkas.''
42	-->''Saddle up and let's play.''
43	[[/folder]]
44
45	[[folder:The Ballad of Freddy Pharkas]]
46	-->''He was born in old St. Louie,''
47	-->''By the age of four Dad knew he was the''
48	-->''Best little crackshot the West had ever seen.''
49
50	-->''By the time he reached pubescence,''
51	-->''He could outshoot all the adolescents''
52	-->''West of Durango and North of Abilene.''
53
54	-->''Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
55	-->''Famous gunslingin' deputy.''
56	-->''Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas,''
57	-->''Frontier hero-to-be.''
58
59	-->''Then one day young Freddy Pharkas''
60	-->''Stared at eyes as black and dark as Night, the''
61	-->''Eyes of an outlaw, well-known throughout the West.''
62
63	-->''Oh, the tough kid's name was Kenny,''
64	-->''And he outdrew Freddy Pharkas when he''
65	-->''Shot Freddy's ear off, to prove who was the best.''
66
67	-->''Now our hero, Freddy Pharkas,''
68	-->''With his wounded pride and earless carcass,''
69	-->''Vowed to the heavens to give up gunnery.''
70
71	-->''He'd be better off, he reckoned,''
72	-->''With the lifelong dream that always beckoned:''
73	-->''Pestles, not pistols, and pharmacology.''
74
75	-->''Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas,''
76	-->''Highest score on his S.A.T.,''
77	-->''Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas,''
78	-->''Five-year college degree.''
79
80	-->''After Fred matriculated,''
81	-->''Got his Ph.D. and graduated,''
82	-->''Moved out to Coarsegold and bought a pharmacy,''
83
84	-->''He's a real prescription writer,''
85	-->''And they don't know he's an ex-gunfighter,''
86	-->''Locked up his mem'ries, repressed them totally.''
87
88	-->''But his peaceful new survival''
89	-->''Soon was shot to hell upon arrival''
90	-->''Of Coarsegold's schoolmarm, the sweet Penelope.''
91
92	-->''She had captured Fred's affection,''
93	-->''But he's scared he'll get a huge... rejection,''
94	-->''Can't bear to tell her just what he used to be.''
95
96	-->''Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
97	-->''Frontier Pharmacist bourgeoisie,''
98	-->''Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
99	-->''Peerless, earless and free!''
100	[[/folder]]
101
102	[[folder:The Ballad of the End of the Game of Freddy Pharkas]]
103	-->''Now the whole town still remembers''
104	-->''How the old schoolhouse was blown to embers''
105	-->''Though Miss Primm's body was never, ever found.''
106	-->''Since the sheriff and the banker''
107	-->''Made the folks of Coarsegold red with anger,''
108	-->''They tarred and feathered and ran 'em out of town.''
109
110	-->''And Srini? He became an ordinary Rexall tepee shaman''
111	-->''Down on the Pecos, where Injun hearts still burn.''
112	-->''While the townsfolk, safe from danger''
113	-->''Talk about that silver-earlobed stranger:''
114	-->''Where did he come from?''
115	-->''And when will he return?''
116
117	-->''Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
118	-->''Black gold fields were his legacy.''
119	-->''Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
120	-->''Peerless, earless and free!''
121	[[/folder]]

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