History Quotes / FreddyPharkasFrontierPharmacist

26th Jul '17 9:44:31 PM straYDoubter
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-->''Dad and designer of [[VideoGaame/LeisureSuitLarry Larrys one through five.]]''

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-->''Dad and designer of [[VideoGaame/LeisureSuitLarry [[VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry Larrys one through five.]]''
26th Jul '17 9:43:30 PM straYDoubter
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[[folder:The Ballad of Freddy Pharkas]]
-->''He was born in old St. Louie,''
-->''By the age of four Dad knew he was the''
-->''Best little crackshot the West had ever seen.''

-->''By the time he reached pubescence,''
-->''He could outshoot all the adolescents''
-->''West of Durango and North of Abilene.''

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[[folder:The Ballad of the Demo of Freddy Pharkas]]
-->''He was born in old St. Louie,''
-->''By the age of four Dad knew he was the''
-->''Best little crackshot
-->''When the West had ever seen.was wild and lawless,''
-->''There was once a druggist, brave and flawless,''
-->''Named Freddy Pharkas,''
-->''A champion through and through.
''

-->''By -->''Now his life's the time he reached pubescence,''
-->''He could outshoot all the adolescents''
-->''West
stuff of Durango stories,''
-->''Of computer games with inventories,''
-->''Puzzles
and North of Abilene.graphics, and twisted humor too.''


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-->''Showing you how the West was fun,''
-->''Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
-->''Pharmacist with a gun.''

-->''Freddy's fable is an earful:''
-->''Back when men were men and sheep were fearful,''
-->''Folks down in Coarsegold were headin' downhill fast.''

-->''Then a villain, spreading mayhem,''
-->''Comes to town and tries to scare away them,''
-->''Can Freddy save them, and reconcile his past?''

-->''Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
-->''Hiding out from his own dark youth,''
-->''Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
-->''Stands for justice and truth.''

-->''Now the game of Freddy Pharkas''
-->''Is from old Creator/AlLowe, who made his mark as''
-->''Dad and designer of [[VideoGaame/LeisureSuitLarry Larrys one through five.]]''

-->''But while Larry's slightly dirty,''
-->''Freddy isn't anywhere as nerdy,''
-->''Short, lewd or balding, nor pushing forty-five.''

-->''Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
-->''Digitized and in VGA.''
-->''Freddy Pharkas. Freddy Pharkas.''
-->''Saddle up and let's play.''
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[[folder:The Ballad of Freddy Pharkas]]
-->''He was born in old St. Louie,''
-->''By the age of four Dad knew he was the''
-->''Best little crackshot the West had ever seen.''

-->''By the time he reached pubescence,''
-->''He could outshoot all the adolescents''
-->''West of Durango and North of Abilene.''

-->''Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''


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17th Aug '16 7:22:12 AM Tailikku
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[[folder:The Ballad of the End of the Game of Freddy Pharkas]]
-->''Now the whole town still remembers''
-->''How the old schoolhouse was blown to embers''
-->''Though Miss Primm's body was never, ever found.''
-->''Since the sheriff and the banker''
-->''Made the folks of Coarsegold red with anger,''
-->''They tarred and feathered and ran 'em out of town.''

-->''And Srini? He became an ordinary Rexall tepee shaman''
-->''Down on the Pecos, where Injun hearts still burn.''
-->''While the townsfolk, safe from danger''
-->''Talk about that silver-earlobed stranger:''
-->''Where did he come from?''
-->''And when will he return?''

-->''Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
-->''Black gold fields were his legacy.''
-->''Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.''
-->''Peerless, earless and free!''
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